Halloween, just want to shoot all the scrounging little basterds that know on my door
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Halloween, just want to shoot all the scrounging little basterds that know on my door
We had them asking for cash last yearQuote:
Originally Posted by chrisd1986
Halloween is a load of American crap
You're both miserable chunt. Did you not do anything fun while you were kids?
1. asking for cash is illegal, so don't give it
2. halloween is actually a british thing & it went to america & then came back.. i was trick or treating in the 70's & it was hugely popular...until kids started getting hold of fireworks & then started throwing them at other people
When I was a kid Halloween was still in America
Bonfire/fireworks night yes, going round begging for sweets/cash no lol
Edd your younger than me iirc... So it couldn't have been. As i did it when i was a kid (an older, would tonight but have no make up)
I'm 35
Oh ok i'm 32... So not far off...
getting covered in ink from our office printer cos my brother sqeezed a black cartridge when replacing it & i got the job of sorting it out as the ink went into all 4 colour pots.....it won't come off... i tried thinners, petrol, swarfega & tyre buffer(really!!) & i still look like i nicked something from a clothes shop.....
We hardly had any so I've just had 3 months worth of chocolate :tard:Quote:
Originally Posted by chrisd1986
Knocked a box of valve collets of the shelf in the shed and only finding 31 of them b#$×÷cks lol
Discovering I'd accidentally been paid 100 hours more than I should of. Huge palaver as I've been taxed and they can't take money back from my bank etc
Actually you're wrong.Quote:
Originally Posted by mowgli
Trick or treat comes from Ireland,many hundreds of years ago,irish would knock on doors on Halloween begging and if they were given something,they would bless the person with good fortune,if not they would "trick" them.Hence trick or treat.
Iv read this many times,Americans just fukked it like everything it involved "ca'andy"
Thats cos 90% of the American population think they are Irish lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Andy
Signums gearbox has spat it's dummy out, we lost 5th gear about a month ago, but just have been going from 4th to 6th, but now doesn't wanna go in reverse. :( need to get it sorted a lot sooner than I thought.
Only getting £4750 for an 07 plate Type R tonight. Never buying a cat C car again.
ah, yes.... Ireland, which until they finally became independent in 1923, was a region of Britain.....
most septics aren't 'oirish', they are from many other ethnic origins
Britain is too vague.
Bullsh1t name really.
"hi im from Britain"
No..........
sorry, but from a legal standpoint, you are a british citizen.
LOL
When I fill in forms it says other,i tick that then it says "please specify"-English/england.
Taking my car in for what I hoped would be a £15 puncture repair, turned out to need new front discs and pads, brake fluid, anti roll bar links, a number plate light and an MOT (which expired a week ago). To top it all, the slow puncture was actually a cracked alloy :mad: An expensive day
Where the funk did you take it? Kwikfit?
As above, they proper saw you coming im afraid lol
Not really, I work there so saw everything that needed doing :roll:
No offence but you really need to take better care of your motor then mate, i know exactly what does or doesnt need doing on both my car and my van, never let the mot or tax expire and anything that goes wrong gets sorted immediately, nova needs nowt doing, and the van needs a pair of arb droplinks fitting which ive got, but not got round to doing!
That way nothing barring a sudden failure, can creep up on you and leave you with an expensive trip to the garage!
As said, i dont mean that to sound like im having a go, just making an observation!
Yea I know what you're saying, didn't realise how low the pads were and never thought the wheel would be cracked (its on the inner edge), first sign of any problems and I'll get it looked at, was just a bit of a shock but certainly didn't know the MOT had run out :tard: At the end of the day its my wifes car so I'd never intentionally let her drive something that isn't safe (hence todays £500 bill)
Fair play mate, like i say that sounds harsh but i dont mean it that way at all, i used to be like that, ignore lights and wait till tyres burst before replacing them and such, but its sooooo much cheaper in the long run to jump on problems and fix them as they arise :d
Yea thats cool mate, obviously tyres and things that you can see I get done straight away, also I've got a new alloy arriving tomorrow as I didn't fancy getting this one fixed (it's a 19" Vectra C snowflake which I think are quite prone to cracking anyway)
I try and be like this but when turbo, clutch, full exhaust and a cambelt kit is due on a vw and xmas is coming im thinking I need a new car lol altho I did fit 4 new tyres this yearQuote:
Originally Posted by Spudly
Omg were to start went to tax van mot expired
Take van for mot fails on screen wash jets, rear disco lights, headlight high on os, and wheel barring on ns, advisoryb on cv gators.
Not to bad unless you have a torn mussel and in major pain.
Wheel baring hung on till the death exploded the whole 9 yards it was a bitch to do.
Tryed to insure somethin else instead and van insurance is only swoop to another van so instead of resting my arm had to get van fixed and now got to re test tomorrow but will be to late to work by then so no rest today and now now working tomorrow not a happy man.
Idiot doctors paging me on-call telling me patients are gonna die unless I reset their email passwords for them. On call I.T sucks. Since he pissed me off I refused to do it, he should of been polite.
The muppet on the phone earlier to me "who should I ask for help then, the pope?" I wish I could answer that question honestly, lol
How many more idiots till 8am tomorrow?
Went to go look at a discovery 300tdi advertised on gumtree earlier.
Seller stated "no rust at all" and was "perfect"
Utter rubbish,inner wings rotten,feeble attempt at covering it with waxoyl.
Oil all over underneath,and incredibly the gearbox SUMP PLUG WAS MISSING.
Luckily I arrived earlier and had a look before my attention was diverted,never even opened a door,he turned up and I said im off,not as you described.
Even had the audacity to send me a text calling me strange....not strange,sensible.Gimp.
The search continues.
I seen a sapphire Cosworth tonight and I now want one but dont think I can get one
Tell them its not ITIL compliant for you to do password resets, you should have a service desk full of fresh-outta-uni graduates doing that on £15k a year lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Jeff16v
We do but they finish working at 5pm and don't start till even thinking about working till after 9am, not out of hours. Us hughly skilled muppets do that for a lot more an hour. lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Jack
I seem to attract idiots. Just had a friend of my brothers ask me about a smell of fuel. So I gave him a few possibilities... Then he proceeded to try and brag about how he is gonna be putting a puma engine in it. Before I got too technical, i mentioned about putting better brakes on it so he would be able to stop... Stupid c**t then said how do I change the caliper then? :wall::wall::wall:
Sound get me his number I have a running puma here he can buy!Quote:
Originally Posted by TeddyThom
Having to eat my ham and egg salad with a funking spoon as we appear to have a fork thief going through our staff kitchen
:wall::wall: Stupid **** on a well known auction site sending me the wrong distributor!! :wall::wall: I guess my nova isn't going to be running this weekend after allQuote:
Originally Posted by dgbnova#1
I think you should report your fork-ing thief to the Police :dQuote:
Originally Posted by Hayley