Dating horror stories

Never really done the whole dating thing TBH, met all manner of people but the ones I end up with I just met randomly :S

Whats a 'date' :cry:

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Originally Posted by mowgli

i'd imagine you were hoping it was the other way round.....

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Tut, give me some credit. I usually wait til after the first date to spring forth "the love sausage" lmfao lol

a small shrivelled up fruit

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Originally Posted by mk1nova_rich

a small shrivelled up fruit

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Raisin?

I do love a good guessing game :D

Eh lol it was a response to Spud's question :p

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Originally Posted by mk1nova_rich

a small shrivelled up fruit

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Poor Spud, and I thought he preferred plums lol

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Originally Posted by mk1nova_rich

Eh lol it was a response to Spud's question :p

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I thought it was meant to be a description of Jacks manhood lol

I was seeing a girl many years ago who, upon commencing fellatio in my car for the first time, literally tore the skin from my gentleman sausage with her teeth. I actually nearly cried, and I still have a scar :(

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Originally Posted by Lee

I was seeing a girl many years ago who, upon commencing fellatio in my car for the first time, literally tore the skin from my gentleman sausage with her teeth. I actually nearly cried, and I still have a scar :(

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I know the title said horror stories, but I wasn't expecting that. Also I know now a small detail about what Lee's penis looks like, which is a bit wrong.