I dunno how to multi-quote, so in order
a) getting her to pay for it just makes it look really bad. Like, come on now
b) I'm more than sure she's a she
c) My grandma severely dislikes her, so it'd be a bad idea. We're planning this for another time.
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I dunno how to multi-quote, so in order
a) getting her to pay for it just makes it look really bad. Like, come on now
b) I'm more than sure she's a she
c) My grandma severely dislikes her, so it'd be a bad idea. We're planning this for another time.
Top tip, yer grandma knows best lol
JUST SMASH IT IN THE PARK ALREADY!!!!!
Then fuck her off leaving her in tears walking back to the bus stop dribbling from the thighs...that's what I would do
That's what I was thinking, with age generally comes wisdom.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stuart
But not always lol, just smash her in the back seat and tell her you'll call her in a few days.
Yeah,all this noncing about,shel remain an ex.
i can't see the problem,as long as your gran doesn't see it going in who cares?
Youd walk back to the bus stop crying while you dribble down the thighs... Always thought you were a fanny :p lolQuote:
Originally Posted by turbojolt
You would love to see my flaps filthy whoreQuote:
Originally Posted by Stuart
Yep, UK highways & volume of traffic is dire compared to anywhere else Ive EVER driven in the world!! (Maybe make an execption for Los Angeles, was gridlock still at 7pm here, so 3am GMT)Quote:
Originally Posted by nova_niek
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Originally Posted by ShawnAzzopardi
See in the bottom right of each post there's a small quote like symbol with a + you can tick? Click it.
Then quote another post and both quotes will appear...
Plus, sounds like alot of mess just to bang some bird.
Cant you pick up some easy girl to slip it too? Than granny wont hate?
Worst 'Look at me, I'm in the USA' post ever! lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Mike
So I noticed. On the upside: travel insurance has said they cover the extra cost made for the delayed booking. :dQuote:
Originally Posted by Benn
Manchester City and their overpaid Sunday league standard penalty takers.
Thanks for costing me 700quid.i hope you get pwned by Barcelona 10-0
700?! How? Lose a bet?
I'm guessing that was his potential winnings on a bet
800 quid my bet would have paid had they won (all correct)
As it were they drew and so I won 137.nowt to be sniffed at obviously but still devastating
Grinding out a rusty floor section to then smell burning car filler!!
Having no garage nova sat on drive loads to do on it weather shite. !
It's only gonna get worse before it gets better.Quote:
Originally Posted by torquey
iv just lost my garage aswell
Tell me about it wait all week to do a bit cos of dark nights then weekend comes around then all it does is piss down.
Another pay cut at work started today along with losing 3 hours a week. Mix that in with the no overtime over the past year and I'm losing a hell of a lot.
Same here baz. I've had no overtime and been on 32 hours a week for 9 months. I'm just back to 39 hours now though. It will pick up again. It pissed me off to start with but now I'm enjoying my spare time lol. It has made me realise working long hours is a waste of my life and i have better things to do.
Sell all your carbon stuff and go fibreglass ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by bazzap8389
Aye you'll have been hit with it big time too eh. We've not had material from your place for a while I don't think. I've been on 32 hours for 3 months.its been brilliant on nightshift only working 3 nights a week though. Just went to 35 hours starting today but lost £1.30 an hour. Now losing £100 a week on my basic. Lucky to have a job just now though. More redundancies are in the pipeline though..Quote:
Originally Posted by EwanG
Nah fuck that haha that would be a total last resort if I ended up losing my job. Hopefully be all good. Oil needs to sort its self outQuote:
Originally Posted by Southie
Long hours is the way forward, pay all the overtime into a good pension scheme & some tax free investments & then take early retirement.Quote:
Originally Posted by EwanG
Im only on 40ish hrs a week now after having a month off unpaid, altho by december once the build season starts ill be back on 70+ hrs until about May.
Not pissed off, just something that's scared me shitless.
Being unable to log in to sell shares, now the price has dropped. Although I still cant log in as the website is unable to cope with the demand!
Why what's scared you?Quote:
Originally Posted by ShawnAzzopardi
Wmwwwwww probably finally sent pics through to him... lol (sorry if its genuinely serious)Quote:
Originally Posted by torquey
Nil
Should have pulled out then
A Dad I'm guessing, just remember you'll never 100% ready and you'll never be 100% prepared, but as long as the baby is feed watered and loved youll be OK.
Although money helps and having a good family to help out is welcome.
Nil
Is this with the one that made it difficult for you to hump? If so I'd be hyper paranoid lol
Nil
Well if your mum is anything like mine, then you've probably got the scariest one out of the way first, good luck and congratulations, a child is the best gift you'll ever receive it's just hard work.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShawnAzzopardi
Ouch. Your bad luck carries on.
Count yourself lucky, some of us have been trying for 7+ years to have children.
I'd consider myself lucky, it's just bad timing. I'm hovering between 2 dead end jobs and school, I barely make 500 a month, and she's not even my girlfriend. If she were, this would be a little easier on my mind.
Give the kid the mk2 hazard switch to play with. I've not forgotten you said you'd buy it.
Who am I to judge but if she isn't your girlfriend then I would suggest a dna test. Not that I have been in the same situation but never assume anything in life without proof however sure you think you are!