Was it full on down pours or just drizzle all daythen lads?
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Was it full on down pours or just drizzle all daythen lads?
Mine did?!?! You're just crap
Dry first 8 laps, then Iain pooped his pants and wanted to go onto wets, I told him he was being a girl and should stay on slicks like a real man but he couldn't do it!! It dried a little but the track was never dry enough for slicks again.Quote:
Originally Posted by turbojolt
Never mind as long as you still had a laugh
Having to hand over £100 for my speeding fine. Pissed off at myself really, but it hurt paying that as it could have been used for something useful, like beer and prostitutes :(
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Originally Posted by wwmnw
I had one for more then 500 quid earlier this year
Please clarify if the 500 was spent on a fine or prostitutes.......
The initial 500 was spent on brasses coke and beers then the bailiffs showed up and the bill had increased to 800 that was paid because I didn't want the fuckers taking my tv. True story.
Was that for going through the bus lane?
Nah 38 in a 30 and arguing the toss with the filth about them running out of bushes with the speed gun and how it's unlawful. Had a bis lane one recently aswell lol
You were fined for using a cannabis lane?!! Where was that?!Quote:
Originally Posted by turbojolt
Tue night is local running night. So the gym was really busy.
I'm starting work at 7 and finishing at 6 at the minute, can't be arsed going to the gym after such a long day which is doing me in a lot :(
^ I finally bought a squat rack today so I'll just need to go to my garage now. Nothing worse than having to wait for people to get off equipment at the gym.
I'm starting work at 7/8am and finishing at 8/9/10pm no time for life at the minute.
Work is shit but it pays my mortgage and tbh I still enjoy the same job I've been working at for 16 bloody years lol
I like my job.Enjoy doing what i do and the company i work for are brilliant.Done many good things for me personally.
Whats pissed me off today? Not enough hours in the day.
People that hate ed sheeran piss me off
I hate ed sheeran
+1 lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Edd
I enjoy my job, despite the long hours but the pettyness of managers has got to the point where next year I'm getting my truck licence and gonna drive trucks. May go back into delivering beer when I get my class 1 licence.
How do their pretty things get to you? you are out in your van.....
Any little mistakes are picked up on and made out to be END OV TEH WURLDZ, I.E i dropped a plastic cask into a cellar not long ago and it cracked somehow so was unusable and I had to tip the £90 worth of beer away (9 gallon cask, 72 pints) told head brewer what happened only to get the reply 'What I think happened is...' and proceeded to tell me what he thinks happened, even though he was the other side of the Tyne tunnel in an office, he then told me not to argue with him (telling him he was wrong and what actually happened) as he's been doing this 14 years (was 11 last time I asked, last year) so obviously knows better.
In actual fact he's been a BREWER for over 10 years not a drayman, and after speaking to a drayman from another local brewery he told me plastic casks break all the time and coincidentally the lad in the pub we were at handed him a broken one back lol
Edit: He also told me from now on I have to rope casks into all cellars if they're vertical drops or slide type gantrys. Err yeah how am I going to get my rope back if the pub is closed and its a vertical drop, some drops are over 10 ft.
THought you dropped them on to big thick pads/mats to take the impact.
There are always know it alls.
Rain Rain hate it
My friends constantly blabbering about a giant gay/homosexual group event thing where in the end they all have to grease themselves up with lube and Vaseline and wear condoms and have a giant orgy they wanted to attend.
Whoops, autocorrect. Meant to say Hondafest.
Hondafest? That sounds like a gay/homosexual group event thing where in the end they all have to grease themselves up with lube and Vaseline and wear condoms and have a giant orgy.
There are mats in the cellars, this pub has a new one but its springy so the cask rolled off, a lot of pubs don't bother buying new ones and all that's left of the mats is bits of 10 year old foamQuote:
Originally Posted by Benn
Bathfart.... there are ways and means to rig a rope to lower a keg into a cellar and retrieve the rope.... the odd slip knot will do it. Not that I'm agreeing with your manager.
Pretty much all it is. I mean, every Honda's exhaust note sounds like my nan farting through a tuba while she's getting bitch slapped by a beached WhaleQuote:
Originally Posted by wwmnw
Some people in pub last night who said theyd come for a "cheeky one"
Ghey bastard.wtf is a cheeky one.Did he realise how much of a nonce he sounded?
No.
Today.mongtards in supermarket who are ignorant by taking up the whole aisle by their trolley sat sideways while their gigantic behind blocks the remaining space.then when asked to politely move they give you dirty looks.i tell you what next time il ask ya to get the fukk out my way ya fat ****?!
Lol hondafest sounds horrendous "Let's get some anodised camber arms and rear tow hooks"
Isn't that what it is anyway? They all look the same..Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob H
Haha so do vocksall novers.just different colours.
But at least they don't sound like a constipated mouse fart through a walkietalkieQuote:
Originally Posted by Andy
*cough CASK cough* if you land it at the right angle a flick of the wrists will get the hook off the handle but with the plastic casks they are thicker so the hook can hold in place kinda digging into the plastic, with the steels it can jam at an angle that needs a hammer to get it out, but yeah there are ways and means but to be honest if its a 10ft+ drop I don't fancy chucking about half my body weight down a hole on the off chance I might slip and follow it in. Your wisdom is always appreciated though mate!Quote:
Originally Posted by mowgli
Burst out laughing while saying *WHAT THE FUCK* at the same time, well done I nearly choked on my beer lol:cry:lol:cry:lolQuote:
Originally Posted by ShawnAzzopardi
Take a ladder ?
You're welcome for the laugh mate lolQuote:
Originally Posted by wwmnw
The wife. Drunk. Again.
And no, it's not the type of drunk men dream about. :wtf:
if your not happy with it, you have 2 choices, 1, talk to her and sort it out or 2. bin her off and be happy !!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by nova_niek