Waiting in barking and needing a **** bad!
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Waiting in barking and needing a **** bad!
^ lol good luck mate ;)
i had some tool ring up & claim they were making a delivery to my house, but had the wrong house number... they got my house no. off me. then i asked what it was to be told it was a 4ft lizard tank. i had not ordered one.. they then put the phone down
this pissed me off massively because:
1. i was 50 miles from home
2. mrs was 25miles away
3. nobody else i know was anywhere near to check my house was secure
4. i rang the police & the idiot who answered reckoned they would be far too busy to simply drive past & check it was secure. (thankfully they did nip round & it was ok)
5. i've had to ring the bank to make sure i've not had my identity nicked.
6. the number was withheld.
My job is muck.
My bosses are cunnts.
My workmates are grasses.
Im off for a job interview somewhere else tomorrow lol
Couple who own my company are leaving soon so manager has organised a whip round. Not sure elderly millionaires need any more money lol
Manager asked if I had any money so I told him I did but was off to fish 'oil instead...****er
Managed to get another 3 points..time to stop driving like a **** now 9 points is scary!
you really are a police magnet aren't youQuote:
Originally Posted by turbojolt
It does seem that way
I used to love getting points
Had 28 at one point lol
Pardew's aim. lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Edd
Hahahahahaha
more like pardews gone if thats all they get.
My grandads 'carers'...they visit every day with the not so difficult task of checking all is well, he has taken his tablets and to warm him his dinner up. Turns out he hasnt had a proper meal since Thursday
How the **** can Toyota charge £175 for a wheel bearing? ****ing joke.
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Have the old Citroën for sale on Autoscout at a bargain €300 - with a full year MoT and 3/4 tank of petrol no less! :d
Had some pr!ck call me the day before yesterday. Made an appointment, said he'd be at my place at 7pm. Didn't show, didn't have the courtesy to call saying he couldn't make it, whatever. Got his phone number though, so next time he calls me he'd better bring €400 (ha!) or else FOAD. Rant over. :wtf:
On the upside: I've had interest from other people as well. Good job. :thumb:
wow, I've not seen FOAD used for a really long time lol lol... surprised the car hasn't sold already
EE /orange! Bunch of nasty scammers... They use to be good, but long story short, twice now in 6 months I've had charges from "subscriptions" eg texts and clicked adverts, although I've not ever once subscribed to the services, the latest was a games service, and was £1.25 a week, before on texts received was £3 a text, I got some money back off the text company, now just called up to get my money back off this latest one, but probably just cost me the £12.00 refund in the phone call it's self..
And EE attitude to it all stinks, so much so I'm tempted to buy out my contract, sell my phone and down grade back to where I was..
we had to go to EE cos my brother thought having a smart phone would be a good idea.....
after 3 weeks of horrendous service, he rang them up. I was in the next office & heard him shout 'EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE!!!, you should be called FCUK ALL ANYWHERE' it certainly got their attention, and caused me to spit out a mouthful of tea
Well, drastic measures... I'm prepared to pay out of my contract it's going to cost a small fortune so I've got to sell my Astra and this galaxy s5 to replenish funds after.. Then I'm going back to the dark ages lol and some tesco 0.01p a month sim job, there's now way I'm giving them all my money for 24 months..
Update... So after making a lot of calls and talking to lots of advice places I got enough info to sort my issue out.
Call EE saying I wanted a "deadlock letter" long story short, a few people later I got a manager who has sorted it all, so now I'm paying less then half I should but get everything I still had! But I'll leave after my contract runs out.
Had a mortgage expert over the other day. Promised me a massive saving on the interest rate (down to 3.19% from 5.57%) which got me excited. This week he called, saying the bank doesn't accept his proposition (if that's the right word) for a variety of reasons and the deal is off. Yet he charged me €295 for the work involved.
I could live with that, so I paid up... :tard:
...but being the suspicious prick that I am, I called the bank and inquired about the real reason for them not accepting his proposition. Turns out he was telling porkies and had not done his homework. In fact, his calculations were riddled with grave mistakes to the point it was just funny.
Anyway I am going to get my money back (shouldn't have paid in the first place, you know what they say about hindsight and that) so watch this space. Incompetent imbeciles. And this was not the first one - over the years we've had 4 so-called mortgage experts going through our paperwork, all promising miracles and they all failed miserably at our expense. They're *******s, the lot of them. :mad:
Are there not free independant mortgage advice services over there Niek?
We use a guy that has helped us over the last ten years for no charge. He has always got us the best deal and has managed to wipe 5 years off what started out as a 25 year mortgage so we only have 9-10 years left :).
He takes a commission from the mortgage company but he is totally independant and always gets you the best deal.
niek, to counter the above comments, we also have complete ar$eholes in the uk, too... one offered to get us an amazing deal but the lender kept asking for more & more information, we are talking 5 years worth of bank statements, employment histories going back decades, in the end we were sending 3 or 4 parcels of papers every week to them, and they asked for yet more info, so my wife rang them up & told them to 'fcuk right off' as they obviously didn't actually want to lend us the money, within seconds their manager was on the phone attempting to tell us that they really wanted our business, so he got a massive bollocking too.
and as for 'independant' financial advisers....... they rarely are independant, just agents for lenders, and their commision can be quite big too..
Yes it is - mortgage advice is free, but as soon as you sign any form of contract you start paying fees, which makes sense.Quote:
Originally Posted by Novasport
The best mortgage advisor/specialist I've had was when I bought my first house (back in 1993) but unfortunately this guy is retired. All the ones I've come across after that seemed to be in it for quick profits and not much else. Being not really clued up on mortgages doesn't help either.
Like I said, time has proven that lots of those so called experts are just in it for the money and are keen to sell you products you don't need. Insurances linked to mortgages, saving schemes linked to mortgages, investment schemes linked to mortages, you name it... shameless pricks. Anyway, rant over. Going to write a nice letter of complaint to this last guys office, demanding my money back for rubbish advice and lies. So there. :dQuote:
Originally Posted by mowgli
Took day off to go fishing until Sunday...ends up turning into a trip to the dentist and painting the facia boards on the house lol
why did you bite the fascias? lol
Lol I might leave them tbh. I was going to do one side and put a car port up before the nova arrives back.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andy
rip em off and pvc.No more painting ev@ again lol
being given a prawn & lemon flavour niknak........its a cheap snack food for all you posh people......
I will avoid prawn & lemon from now on, as they appear to taste of what I imagine dried piss to taste of.......
I can't get the flavour out of my mouth
Im gonna be sick at that post mike.they need banning.
Today,people who cant string a sentence together without "fukkin this fukkin that" espesh infront of children,but then that's the armpit that is scarborough for ya.
Getting homesick after 7 years I think hahaha
any seaside town out of season appears to be like that andy...
I went to a place near Clacton in august,jaywick it was called.Now that is a hole and a half! Looks like American hoods!
cam chain ****ting itself n my recovery truck and blowing the engine to bits, was only fitted 4500 miles ago, and the tensoner gave way
With out knowing iam saying tranny?Quote:
Originally Posted by Alex J
oooof lolQuote:
Originally Posted by nova_stee
Guy is having a hard enough time as it is with out you questioning his sexualityQuote:
Originally Posted by nova_stee
Transit 135 t350 , i still have the love but jesus she ripping me a new **** hole
The saloon. to the point im now going to sell it
I used to love Scarborough but I thought it was going down ****pan, same with Brid. Went to Whitby for us holiday this year, miles nicerQuote:
Originally Posted by Andy
Just got back from holiday in Turkey, laying on the beach. Hear two english guys behind me by the pool. Every 2nd word was "sh~*t or Fu*k"Quote:
Originally Posted by Andy
It really made me think, as my mrs has a go at me every so often for swearing tomuch. But i'm now glad she does, as these two guys sounded so horrible. There was no need for it at all, there where kids and families around and really made me feel bad to be English.
God yes. Now i live near the sea (5 miles if that)and it's not to bad down there.Quote:
Originally Posted by mowgli
But i went to Barry Island, wow what a dump! Went to Brighton.... Wow what a dump!
It's only peak time these places look nice.