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Anonymous
22-04-01, 08:21 PM
1 wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhheeeeeeeyyyyyy
i started the thread and i have got the first mile stone iam good! and bored :)
sorry lads :D

:D Just got my nova! :D

Anonymous
22-04-01, 08:47 PM
well that was silly,


;)

Anonymous
22-04-01, 09:00 PM
well that was silly,


;)

Anonymous
22-04-01, 10:14 PM
I second that Rexy.

U virgins are all alike!!

Ha last post for tonight!! :D

*B-)*EAT my CHEESE*B-)*

Anonymous
22-04-01, 10:43 PM
A?

Anonymous
22-04-01, 11:05 PM
B!?

Anonymous
23-04-01, 12:57 AM
C!!!!!!!!

paul@novaload.org.uk

paul@askins.com

Anonymous
23-04-01, 08:57 AM
Now I could say "D"

but I won't

"X" is better

I AM THE POOCH MASTER FEEEEEEEL MY POOCH POUCH!!!!!!!;D


P:):)CHY@NOVALOAD.ORG.CO.UK

Anonymous
23-04-01, 10:08 AM
Yo Bill it ain't my forum and i ain't no bully. But i'm gonna kick your ass at Blackpool. That's if tooley doesn't get there first :D

B-) "and a Persian Rug" B-)

Anonymous
23-04-01, 10:58 AM
Hmm it's a bit long this now, shall I close it?

---:D---*---B-)---
kev@novaload.net

Anonymous
23-04-01, 11:02 AM
I wonder what Fenix is writing, he's typing right now!

---:D---*---B-)---
kev@novaload.net

Anonymous
23-04-01, 11:02 AM
Are you having a bad day today Kev?

First your on about buying a saxo or a corsa. And now you want to close down this thread :(

Cheer up mate. Things can't be that bad.

B-) "and a Persian Rug" B-)

Anonymous
23-04-01, 11:06 AM
Nahh I've had a bad month upto now, at least I get paid on Saturday! cool. I think my phone bill is gonna be about 200 this month tho :( arse

I'm fed up of my car, it's like driving a rally car 100 miles a day, I want something for all the travelling etc. I'll keep the Nova tho!

---:D---*---B-)---
kev@novaload.net

Anonymous
23-04-01, 11:18 AM
Oh. That's OK then. As long as you keep the nova.

As for bad months i'm not doing bad myself the car stands me at the best part of ?800 this month and now the engine's playing up, so it's going back in the garage again :(

Having seen u at any meets recently. Are you making a trip to the Blackpool Cruise on sat. Hopefully my car will be running right by then.

B-) "and a Persian Rug" B-)

Anonymous
23-04-01, 11:56 AM
<<hugs>> Kev lol,
jk m8. hello and bye bye cant be bothered today so just a quick hello and bye bye just as fast. glad to see ur thinking baout gettin a corsa kev dont do the saxo m8 its a french thing, my 1.2s gettin sorted soon hopefully cas ii really really need it
wahooo
then im moving down to derby and living with my darling davo (not gay) and then gettin my corsa sri wahoooo life planned
have fun


;)

Anonymous
23-04-01, 12:11 PM
cheer up boss.

**************WARM EMBRACE**************

[naked_davo] Suck my D1ck Biach!

Anonymous
23-04-01, 11:41 PM
Is it "get in touch with your feminine side" day today.

Oh well *******GROUP HUG********

With close to 1500 members that should cheer anyone up :D

B-) "and a Persian Rug" B-)

Anonymous
24-04-01, 11:25 AM
*****K suck ma c**k ya dirty bitch*******That do ya?

;)

Anonymous
24-04-01, 11:47 AM
Rexxy I :X you, you are soo cool, you are my idol you know. I talk about you with my friends all the time
I say "rexy is so fine"

We all love you rexy! :X;):X;):X;)

I AM THE POOCH MASTER FEEEEEEEL MY POOCH POUCH!!!!!!!;D


P:):)CHY@NOVALOAD.ORG.UK

Anonymous
24-04-01, 12:27 PM
You haven't got much of a femninine side then Rex? lol

B-) "and a Persian Rug" B-)

Anonymous
24-04-01, 12:31 PM
lmao, i love this guys hes ace xxx to the big guy,
nahh m8 sorry dont have a girly side, oH apart from the corsa thats kinda classed as a girly side???/
nova will be Rocking a cruise near u soon hopefull who knows it may go all pete tong

;)

Anonymous
24-04-01, 02:26 PM
There's also your fluffy collar! lmao

Just ask Ste to drop his "1.2" engine in yours lol.



B-) "and a Persian Rug" B-)

Anonymous
24-04-01, 03:08 PM
ahh rex has a new friend, how sweet

---:D---*---B-)---
kev@novaload.net

Anonymous
24-04-01, 03:08 PM
...whens the wedding?

---:D---*---B-)---
kev@novaload.net

Anonymous
24-04-01, 06:36 PM
Quality!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
***Standing ovation for fenix *********
<quote>
Hi i'm Rexy. Well not really, my real names gareth but i don't like it.

I spend a lot of my time at the mo high as a kite.

I have a great appreciation for all things cheesy from cheese to cheesy music.

At the moment i own a nova 1.2 but i'm thinking of downgrading to a corsa in the near future as i'm starting to get interested in hairdressing.

<unquote>

is that quote of the year or what hahahahahahah
lmfao

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3 cup finals - 1 won 2 to go!! :D

You'll Never walk alone.........
Ian@novaload.net
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Anonymous
24-04-01, 06:57 PM
lmao fucking hell lads its taking ages to load this post up on my shit computer!!!!!!1

Micky@novaload.net :)

Anonymous
24-04-01, 07:17 PM
its a quote parts sorry most parts r untrue like everything from my name is untrue,

Oh and just cas ian didnt give me chance to say it heres what i said back to fenix after he said that and the reason he siad that is cas i was gone make a website a personal one which i could hopefully show employers....


<<<what, furry muff m8 ill put u as a character reference when i go for a job interveiw im sure u will impress um
with ur persian rug n all.
gareth is a s**t name i fooking hate it
i only spend half my time high as a kite
cheese was a joke between me and kev peeps took it too far
the 1.2 is fooked the corsa aint a downgrade m8 its an upgrade as the did bring out the corsa after the nova which generally means yep thats the one An upgrade.
I may even get a festa who knows?
p**sing sky off Ummmm nahhh m8 i didnt p**s sky off she knows i was having a laff, ask her Oh yeah sorry u cant get on chat whoops ill send her to the depths of the fourms then m8 so u can have a chat to her he he he
now quit up b***hin'
i aint been here all day i come on and get abuse furry muff
have fun martin (fenix????)


>>>

;)

Anonymous
24-04-01, 10:27 PM
You can do proper quotes you know!



what, furry muff m8 ill put u as a character reference when i go for a job interveiw im sure u will impress um
with ur persian rug n all.
gareth is a s**t name i fooking hate it
i only spend half my time high as a kite
cheese was a joke between me and kev peeps took it too far
the 1.2 is fooked the corsa aint a downgrade m8 its an upgrade as the did bring out the corsa after the nova which generally means yep thats the one An upgrade.
I may even get a festa who knows?
p**sing sky off Ummmm nahhh m8 i didnt p**s sky off she knows i was having a laff, ask her Oh yeah sorry u cant get on chat whoops ill send her to the depths of the fourms then m8 so u can have a chat to her he he he
now quit up b***hin'
i aint been here all day i come on and get abuse furry muff
have fun martin (fenix????)


---:D---*---B-)---
kev@novaload.net

Anonymous
25-04-01, 08:32 AM
mike wants the last post :D

this toookkk aaagggeeeessssss to load on my pc X-( so i just had to post to it;)

Anonymous
25-04-01, 08:34 AM
cant u just tell i found the simley blokes :p

Anonymous
25-04-01, 10:08 AM
Rexy.
Ye who laughs last, Laughs Longest!!!!

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

B-) "and a Persian Rug" B-)

Anonymous
25-04-01, 11:46 AM
k


;)

Anonymous
25-04-01, 12:35 PM
:D

B-) "and a Persian Rug" B-)

Anonymous
25-04-01, 12:37 PM
L :D

*B-)*EAT my CHEESE*B-)*

Anonymous
25-04-01, 12:40 PM
Hmm. Not too sure about your footer mate :-/

B-) "and a Persian Rug" B-)

Anonymous
25-04-01, 01:48 PM
Fenix meet felix


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Anonymous
25-04-01, 02:03 PM
If he get's cat hairs on my persian rug he'll be dogfood! rotflmao

B-) "and a Persian Rug" B-)

Anonymous
25-04-01, 03:30 PM
lmao, its ok ill keep him away from ur persian rug m8, hes a cute little fella aint he

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Anonymous
25-04-01, 03:40 PM
Tis rather cool. Oh seen as you've never seen the double decker ads. Go here
http://www.cadbury.co.uk/doubledecker/ and look at advert 1
and all will make sense young jedi.

B-) "and a Persian Rug" B-)

Anonymous
26-04-01, 02:19 AM
potato?

paul@novaload.org.uk

paul@askins.com

Anonymous
26-04-01, 10:12 AM
tomato?

B-) "and a Persian Rug" B-)

Anonymous
26-04-01, 12:31 PM
Onions

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Anonymous
27-04-01, 01:49 PM
Don't your making me cry LMAO

B-) "and a Persian Rug" B-)

Anonymous
27-04-01, 02:35 PM
really, u big girl shut up this thread is gettin awfully long and boring now if we are chattin about soding food

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Anonymous
27-04-01, 02:39 PM
Plaskains started it! I'd much rather rip the piss out of u LMAO.

I went to a sweet shop the other day........

B-) "and a Persian Rug" B-)

Anonymous
27-04-01, 02:53 PM
This is an awesome message-fred

I AM THE POOCH MASTER FEEEEEEEL MY POOCH POUCH!!!!!!!;D


P:):)CHY@NOVALOAD.ORG.UK

Anonymous
28-04-01, 12:39 PM
who fred, when did he pop up? ??

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Anonymous
29-04-01, 11:14 AM
could be fred flinstone???

WILLLLLLLMAAAAAAAA

Micky@novaload.net :)

Anonymous
29-04-01, 01:04 PM
i may not be fred flintsone......


but i sure could make your bed-rock!

paul@novaload.org.uk

paul@askins.com

Anonymous
29-04-01, 09:01 PM
but were all lads here m8, so u can rock your own bed cheers ;)

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Anonymous
30-04-01, 10:22 AM
LMAO @ Rexy

Sorry Paul but thats a bit scary mate. Did u find that the line didn't work on women so you thought you'd try it opn men instead LOL

Anonymous
30-04-01, 01:27 PM
mornin martin

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Anonymous
30-04-01, 01:42 PM
lol... hmmm, i've never tried it. sounds dead cheap and very stupid. why? did it work on any of u?

paul@novaload.org.uk

paul@askins.com

Anonymous
30-04-01, 02:42 PM
its amazing how this post keeps going after i blatently won it!

How is everybody?

i am fine, things here are ok.


anyway just thought i would pop in and say "hello"

cheers


Davo

[naked_davo] Suck my D1ck Biach!

Anonymous
30-04-01, 03:14 PM
davo u never won it....the administrators decision will be final.................

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3 cup finals - 1 won 2 to go!! :D

You'll Never walk alone.........
Ian@novaload.net
*************************

Anonymous
30-04-01, 03:22 PM
HI Davo. Not causing enough trouble in one forum so you thought you'd come back and try your luck on here. LMAO

I'm not too bad. Nice to see you in here again

Anonymous
01-05-01, 05:13 PM
no worries davo.. i've got a pug 306 too :(, but i also have a nova :D

paul@novaload.org.uk

paul@askins.com

Anonymous
01-05-01, 09:32 PM
Any car is better than walking or gettin on the Bus


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Anonymous
03-05-01, 10:15 AM
I WILL GET THE LAST WORD MUH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

:D "Smokey Smokey"!!! :D

Anonymous
03-05-01, 02:33 PM
did somebody die today?
Well all silent davos kickage?


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Anonymous
03-05-01, 02:33 PM
did somebody die today?
Well all silent cas of davos kickage?


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Anonymous
03-05-01, 03:21 PM
Statistically speaking i'm pretty sure somebody did die today.

Didn't know them though. I'm just quiet coz i'm busy at work (for once)!

B-) "and a Persian Rug" B-)

Anonymous
03-05-01, 03:31 PM
oi my fenix u funny beep


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Anonymous
03-05-01, 03:40 PM
YOUR fenix. Look rexy i know you asked but i said no. It's illegal in this country anyway.

Told you not to buy the dress!

B-) "and a Persian Rug" B-)

Anonymous
03-05-01, 05:25 PM
lmao, i swear im gona hebitch she slap u one of these day u old fagg

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Anonymous
03-05-01, 05:30 PM
I'm having a bad day as it is mate. Kelly Brook is getting married now and i really thought i was in with a chance! LOL

B-) "and a Persian Rug" B-)

Anonymous
03-05-01, 07:40 PM
fenix m8
karting and clubbing for my birthday


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Anonymous
03-05-01, 08:23 PM
I'll see how my cash is. For some reason i seem to have spent a grand in the last week. OOPS!

B-) "and a Persian Rug" B-)

Anonymous
04-05-01, 10:18 AM
ello, ello , how is this message going? ooooh, quite a few replies, lets see what i can do about that. So how is everybody keeping? You all ok?

love you all.

Davo

[naked_davo] Look she said she was 16!

Anonymous
04-05-01, 10:18 AM
ello, ello , how is this message going? ooooh, quite a few replies, lets see what i can do about that. So how is everybody keeping? You all ok?

love you all.

Davo

[naked_davo] Look she said she was 16!

Anonymous
04-05-01, 10:18 AM
ello, ello , how is this message going? ooooh, quite a few replies, lets see what i can do about that. So how is everybody keeping? You all ok?

love you all.

Davo

[naked_davo] Look she said she was 16!

Anonymous
04-05-01, 10:18 AM
ello, ello , how is this message going? ooooh, quite a few replies, lets see what i can do about that. So how is everybody keeping? You all ok?

love you all.

Davo

[naked_davo] Look she said she was 16!

Anonymous
04-05-01, 10:18 AM
ello, ello , how is this message going? ooooh, quite a few replies, lets see what i can do about that. So how is everybody keeping? You all ok?

love you all.

Davo

[naked_davo] Look she said she was 16!

Anonymous
04-05-01, 10:18 AM
ello, ello , how is this message going? ooooh, quite a few replies, lets see what i can do about that. So how is everybody keeping? You all ok?

love you all.

Davo

[naked_davo] Look she said she was 16!

Anonymous
04-05-01, 10:18 AM
ello, ello , how is this message going? ooooh, quite a few replies, lets see what i can do about that. So how is everybody keeping? You all ok?

love you all.

Davo

[naked_davo] Look she said she was 16!

Anonymous
04-05-01, 10:20 AM
if you give a man a fish he will feed himself for 1 meal. If you give him a net he will have the chance to work himself out of poverty. My fucking arse, those adverts are complete lies, they live in drout ridden areas so where are these supposidlakes with all the fish. Plus oxfam give all the men fish nets then there will be no fish (if there were any fish in the 1st place). *cough* :>

[naked_davo] Look she said she was 16!

Anonymous
04-05-01, 12:17 PM
yeah cas i had a bit od a sly one in ther river sorry bout that lads

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Anonymous
06-05-01, 04:09 PM
thats a bit strong innit all i said was find your own socks.

there are alot of replys on this board yes no??

want you to know, im a rainbow to

Anonymous
06-05-01, 10:36 PM
if i had a net i would tie up my girly for sum action.

Micky@novaload.net :)

Anonymous
07-05-01, 03:09 AM
if i had a gun id go and have some fun


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Anonymous
08-05-01, 07:47 PM
this is frank butcher, youve probibally heard of him!

Damn biatch this message takes ages to load up.

Darlin, your face is like a picture, hanging.


I'd give her 1...



... out of 10 ;)

i've got a brand new combine harvester and i'll give you the key.

Anonymous
09-05-01, 05:11 PM
its kinda Got boring now and nodody posts anymore :)

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Anonymous
09-05-01, 07:25 PM
fine im gonna play on my own :(

Anonymous
10-05-01, 12:12 PM
U giving up Rexy? Can i finally claim my well earned crown.

Anonymous
10-05-01, 01:16 PM
i won ages ago, so i dont know whay you continued.

[naked_davo] Look she said she was 16!

Anonymous
10-05-01, 05:40 PM
Muahhhh never fenix/davo

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Anonymous
10-05-01, 06:33 PM
i am the winner,

that sugar cane that tasted good, that cinamen thats hollywood, cumon cumon no one can see me you ttryyeyeyeyeyeyeeeeyeing!

( . Y . ) <==GET 'EM OUT !!

Anonymous
11-05-01, 02:33 AM
errrmmm yeah ok.... your the winner alright of a free trip to K2 (k2 is a mental hom ein bolton btw)

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Anonymous
11-05-01, 11:48 AM
Whjy do they come up with such silly names for mental homes?

There's one in Bradford called "The White House".

Anonymous
11-05-01, 11:58 AM
cos the peeps that run them are mental

Anonymous
11-05-01, 11:58 AM
cos the peeps that run them are mental

[naked_davo] Look she said she was 16!

Anonymous
11-05-01, 02:06 PM
wtf?? i aint mental u swamp monster!

Anonymous
11-05-01, 02:39 PM
what do you think MIRC stands for. Mental Idiotic and Rude Chat LOL


B-) "Don't send me back to the dark place" B-)

Anonymous
11-05-01, 03:00 PM
Ouuuu oh no swomp monster how Orignal Arrrrrr

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Anonymous
11-05-01, 05:40 PM
no likes me :(

Anonymous
11-05-01, 05:40 PM
no 1 likes me :(

Anonymous
12-05-01, 12:28 AM
i know jon..... its the name we just dont like the name...

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Anonymous
12-05-01, 11:08 AM
fine :(

Anonymous
12-05-01, 02:26 PM
Ok john. which song r those lyrics from then?

B-) "Don't send me back to the dark place" B-)

Anonymous
12-05-01, 11:59 PM
Nice and sunny today..... but it was boring :(

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Anonymous
13-05-01, 12:00 AM
but the question is will everyone reply now it is on the next page???? ;-/

Anonymous
13-05-01, 12:00 AM
Nice and sunny today..... but it was boring :(

600th post he he

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Anonymous
13-05-01, 06:26 PM
I can't believe this is still going!!! Though it was gonna be removed by Kev??!!!

Anonymous
13-05-01, 06:51 PM
Never!


B-) "Don't send me back to the dark place" B-)

Anonymous
13-05-01, 10:27 PM
which song do u mean? REM imitation of life.

Anonymous
14-05-01, 02:00 PM
My life it is still going. I had forgot about this, just though i would pop in and read the lates post, but now i can be arsed!

Anonymous
14-05-01, 03:00 PM
yeah we'll reply coz it just appears on todays active discussions.

Nice to see some of the old faces coming back for a peek.

B-) "Don't send me back to the dark place" B-)

Anonymous
14-05-01, 04:27 PM
i have a sneaking feeling davo won't win!

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2 cups down 1 to go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous
14-05-01, 05:35 PM
LOL wonder what gives you that impression ian.

B-) "Don't send me back to the dark place" B-)

Anonymous
14-05-01, 08:03 PM
way hey hey da summer is cumming :D

Anonymous
15-05-01, 11:29 PM
I am the winner i got the last post, my life is now complete!

Anonymous
16-05-01, 07:19 PM
hey no 1 is playing anymore :(

Anonymous
17-05-01, 08:25 PM
and still no 1 is playing :(

Anonymous
18-05-01, 03:02 AM
:) poped out of the blue

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Rexy@cruisenorthwest.co.uk

Anonymous
18-05-01, 10:38 AM
just peeking!! lol :)

Mmmmm forbidden donut. :)

Anonymous
18-05-01, 11:44 AM
get out dont be nosy :p

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Liverpool - Champions of Europe, Unique Cup treble.

Anonymous
18-05-01, 12:51 PM
You ain't seen me. Right!

B-) "Don't send me back to the dark place" B-)

Anonymous
18-05-01, 07:55 PM
hey, they all came back, how nice :'>

Anonymous
19-05-01, 06:06 PM
and now they've gone again :(

move in and move out, hands up and hands down, back up back up, watcha gonna do now?

Anonymous
21-05-01, 10:58 AM
Never gonna get it, never gonna get it!

B-) "Don't send me back to the dark place" B-)

Anonymous
22-05-01, 09:24 PM
never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

Anonymous
22-05-01, 11:01 PM
.

paul@novaload.org.uk

paul@askins.com

Anonymous
23-05-01, 08:31 PM
girl your my angel...

Anonymous
24-05-01, 10:29 AM
You gotta fight, for your right,to party!

B-) "Don't send me back to the dark place" B-)

Anonymous
24-05-01, 09:43 PM
love lift us up where we belong, where the egals fly on a mountain high

Anonymous
28-05-01, 04:36 PM
i quit i quit!!

NOVADOSE75@HOTMAIL.COM

Anonymous
28-05-01, 05:18 PM
John B u pussy!


B-) "Don't send me back to the dark place" B-)

Anonymous
04-06-01, 12:17 PM
have i won? :-/

:) Tiger Woods y'all! :)

Anonymous
04-06-01, 12:23 PM
BOLLOX.

I was gonna try and sneak a week without replies and claim my title.

But guess who came back to spoil the party.

LMAO

Davo you picked up a bus timetable yet?

B-) "Don't send me back to the dark place" B-)

Anonymous
06-06-01, 09:59 AM
Boo

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Anonymous
06-06-01, 11:59 AM
What r u booing at ste?

B-) "Don't send me back to the dark place" B-)

Anonymous
11-06-01, 02:22 PM
How long will I have the last post for then?

=\_____
=/__|__\_
=|(_)___(_)\

Whoopass! :D

Anonymous
11-06-01, 02:30 PM
In olds mans voice "i just need one more day and it's mine" looks up at mc's post "BUGGER"

You might beat me in a race Mark. But this ones mine :)

B-) "Don't send me back to the dark place" B-)

Anonymous
11-06-01, 02:52 PM
lmao, I have one last trick up my sleave, but I will wait till the moment is right, and sieze the opportunity of taking everyone by surprise, and the glory will be mine!

For mine is the kingdom, the power and the glory, for ever and ever, Muhahahaaaaa!

=\_____
=/__|__\_
=|(_)___(_)\

Whoopass! :D

Anonymous
11-06-01, 02:59 PM
LOL. twin 40's and a blydenstein head don't mean shit in here my old friend.

But i have superchipped my keyboard lol. and it's got a K + N

B-) "Don't send me back to the dark place" B-)

Anonymous
11-06-01, 03:42 PM
Ah, but do u have a tripple keyboard desk with a discrete biochemical analyser at your fingertips? It has a ride height of 50mm, an Un-interuptable power supply, quad probes, 150 cuvettes, and can do 1200sph (samples per hour)

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Whoopass! :D

Anonymous
11-06-01, 04:18 PM
No but i've got a twin processors with massive intercoolers. And the power to take down the whole call centre.

Or alternatively spend money on 50,000 diff credit cards :)

B-) "Don't send me back to the dark place" B-)

Anonymous
11-06-01, 04:26 PM
Oh btw what u do with your quad PROBES.
LMAO

B-) "Don't send me back to the dark place" B-)

Anonymous
11-06-01, 04:30 PM
I have Human lives in my hands!

=\_____
=/__|__\_
=|(_)___(_)\

Whoopass! :D

Anonymous
11-06-01, 04:54 PM
I'd rather have credit cards :D

Fenix swiftly shifts into second gear.

TSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH
VVVRRRRRRROOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

B-) "Don't send me back to the dark place" B-)

Anonymous
11-06-01, 07:04 PM
Was the TSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH, your passenger opening a drink?

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Anonymous
12-06-01, 12:37 PM
Passengers? Extra weight! Are you mad!

It was just me going "TSSSHHHHHHHHH".

Although i did notice you picked a slimline model. Did you start planning your lightweight car 7 years ago mate?

B-) "Don't send me back to the dark place" B-)

Anonymous
12-06-01, 12:57 PM
lmao, yep she`s ideal, and she knows to stay quiet when my driving scares her or my reply will be: get out then! She even knows a little bit about cars now (took seven years).

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Anonymous
12-06-01, 01:25 PM
I would've thought in seven years you'd have talked her out of a fester though!

LMAO

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Anonymous
12-06-01, 01:36 PM
I have to have somebody to palm the shite off onto though. The festa was a mistake that I soon regretted and bought another Vauxhall straight away.

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Anonymous
12-06-01, 02:04 PM
Think i'm gonna have to call the RSPB.

Coz passing on a fester to you ur unfortunate partner definately classes as cruelty against birds.

They're bad enough at driving without giving them a car that'll make it worse

LMAO

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Anonymous
12-06-01, 02:09 PM
ooo can i join in? :) birds bad driving?, dunno what you mean Fenix!

Anonymous
12-06-01, 02:24 PM
The idea is that if she crashes it, there is one less ford in the world, and nobody will be upset! lmao.

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Anonymous
12-06-01, 02:30 PM
Yes you do Breeny you've been in a car with her.

Fair point MC.

It's still wrong. but it's wrong with good reason.

Bit like Euthenasia

B-) "Don't send me back to the dark place" B-)

Anonymous
12-06-01, 02:37 PM
Lmao!

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Anonymous
12-06-01, 02:41 PM
Wehey. Glad to see things are hotting up in this post again.

Thought it was destined to die.

Still not the same without Rexy around though. (sob,sob,snivel)

B-) "Don't send me back to the dark place" B-)

Anonymous
12-06-01, 02:52 PM
i was talking about birds in general, it was a womans fault that i am having all this hassle with getting insurance quotes!

Anonymous
12-06-01, 03:01 PM
Fenix, its all about tactics u see.

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Anonymous
12-06-01, 03:05 PM
45,000 Is quite a claim. that beats my mates record of 30,000. He managed to smash into the back of a car with three pregnant women in.

So, what the hell did you do Breeny?

B-) "Don't send me back to the dark place" B-)

Anonymous
12-06-01, 03:43 PM
He said "dont ask". It involved two brand new cars, one being an Alfa spider type thing.

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Anonymous
12-06-01, 03:50 PM
Ooh nasty.

Saw a funny pic in last months Banzai mag.

A woman picked up her evo vi extreme in full rally livery and trashed it completely in a town centre half an hour later with the aid of a nice looking honda civic coupe which she managed to knock on it's roof.

Nice going.

B-) "Don't send me back to the dark place" B-)

Anonymous
12-06-01, 03:57 PM
May I ask what you are doing reading a magazine about little trees, lol. No seriously what are u doing reading Banzai/Bandai/bandaid magazine.

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Anonymous
12-06-01, 04:12 PM
Banzai. is a mag about jap modified cars.

Bought it coz i was on a four hour train journey and i'd already read the usual ones max p/fc/redline/revs.

Quite mental really.

Stuff like an mx-5 with an rx7 engine in.

B-) "Don't send me back to the dark place" B-)

Anonymous
12-06-01, 04:36 PM
I knew what Banzai was, I was taking the piss. Why buy a specialist jap mag when max and revs are doing a good impression of it anyway?

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Anonymous
12-06-01, 05:44 PM
Bloody euthanasia.

Anonymous
12-06-01, 05:46 PM
LMFAO.

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Anonymous
13-06-01, 12:59 AM
Roflmao!

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Anonymous
13-06-01, 01:02 AM
MC how come u never go in chat rooms?

B-) "Don't send me back to the dark place" B-)

Anonymous
13-06-01, 01:15 AM
I used to, but I found myself being there for hours talkin about rubbish, and having no life. No change there really. lol.

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Anonymous
13-06-01, 09:29 AM
:D yup i can agree with that, my excuse is ive got nothing better to do with my time :D

Anonymous
13-06-01, 10:47 AM
Me too at mo breeny. Bastard car.

B-) "Don't send me back to the dark place" B-)

Anonymous
13-06-01, 10:49 AM
Post 666 belongs to me.

I think i deserve it.

MY CAR IS POSSESSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and when it does work i drive it like a bat out of hell.

B-) "Don't send me back to the dark place" B-)

Anonymous
13-06-01, 10:58 AM
What, you cant see where you are going, and you echo sound so that you avoid hitting objects?

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Anonymous
13-06-01, 12:08 PM
lol

Anonymous
13-06-01, 12:15 PM
I thought it was funny too.

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Anonymous
13-06-01, 12:36 PM
last 2 exams, 59 minutes and counting...

Anonymous
13-06-01, 12:56 PM
good luck.

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Anonymous
13-06-01, 01:14 PM
Nice one MC. Like it.

That' exactly what i do. Only problem is i've always got my tsereo cranked up.

So i just have to guess.

B-) "Don't send me back to the dark place" B-)

Anonymous
13-06-01, 01:14 PM
Nice one MC. Like it.

That' exactly what i do. Only problem is i've always got my stereo cranked up.

So i just have to guess.

B-) "Don't send me back to the dark place" B-)

Anonymous
13-06-01, 01:44 PM
I see, you`ve resorted to posting twice now so that you might hold onto the last post!

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Anonymous
13-06-01, 02:02 PM
Not quite. Just tried to correct a typo.

Doesn't really matter if i post 1 or 100 you can still just tag one on the end.

Anyway get on with some work. You've got human lives in your hands.

LMAO

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Anonymous
13-06-01, 02:23 PM
Muhahahahaaaaaaaa!

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Anonymous
13-06-01, 02:43 PM
look i will win, ive been sitting here quietly waiting to pounce!
and when kev sets the freeze post button you lot will be f##ked, cos i'll freeze it when i want! and on whoever idecide to be the winner lol. i am open to bribes, but i can tell you davo will not win! there isnt enough money in the world.



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Anonymous
13-06-01, 03:01 PM
Ian i'll promise never to beat you in a race.

LMAO



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Anonymous
13-06-01, 03:22 PM
I got a suitcase full of genuine cushty camel skin jackets and state of the art mobile cordless cellular phones. You can also come an have a drink (pina collada) on me down the nags head and I`ll drive you home in me sports car (Capri ghia).

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Anonymous
13-06-01, 03:33 PM
Oh yes. You've just reminded me MC.

I'm a northerner Ian. You've got to let me beat these capri-driving, shandy drinking southern jessies.

LMAO

B-) "Don't send me back to the dark place" B-)

Anonymous
13-06-01, 04:16 PM
Equal opportunities!

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Anonymous
13-06-01, 04:31 PM
not for bloody southerners!

:D

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Anonymous
13-06-01, 07:05 PM
i feel a drinking competition coming on... :D

Anonymous
13-06-01, 09:51 PM
Stick a pony in me pocket,
I'll fetch the suitcase from the van.
Cos if you want the best 'uns,
But you don't ask questions,
Then brother, I'm your man.
Cos where it all comes from is a mystery,
It's like the changin' of the seasons,
And the tides of the sea.
But here's the one that's drivin' me beserk,
Why do only fools and horses work?
La-la-la
La-lala-la
La-la-la
La-lala-la.
We've got some half price cracked ice and miles and miles of carpet tiles,
T.V.s, deep freeze and David Bowie L.P.s,
Ball games, gold chains, whatsnames, pictures frames and leather goods,
And Trevor Francis track suits from a mush in Shepherds Bush,
Bush, bush, bush, bush, bush, bush, bush ...
No income tax, no V.A.T.,
No money back, no guarantee,
Black or white, rich or poor,
We'll cut prices at a stroke......
God bless Hooky Street,
Viva Hooky Street,
Long live Hooky Street,
C'est magnifique, Hooky Street,
Magnifique, Hooky Street,
Hooky Street (to fade)

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Anonymous
13-06-01, 11:09 PM
Are u a fan of mine by anychance?

Ste was insinuating that you have become familiar with Breeny`s behind!

lmao.

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Anonymous
14-06-01, 11:41 AM
Ooh he wants last post and thinks best way to get it is by insinuating Ian's a homo.

Nice tactic!

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Anonymous
14-06-01, 12:11 PM
insinuating yep, i told him where to go!

Anonymous
14-06-01, 01:16 PM
So your arse isnt tanned then Breeny?

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Anonymous
14-06-01, 01:26 PM
nope, only arms, neck and face. :D

Anonymous
14-06-01, 02:07 PM
Cant think of anything witty to say.

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Anonymous
14-06-01, 02:34 PM
lmfao @ ians post

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CDs will be sent out next week!

Anonymous
14-06-01, 02:38 PM
thats unlike you mc! :D

Anonymous
14-06-01, 02:44 PM
Breeny. You got a tan?

didn't realise

lmao

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Anonymous
14-06-01, 02:51 PM
didnt ya? thats funny, i think everyone else did ;)

Anonymous
14-06-01, 03:01 PM
Wondered what u were doing with that brown felt tip!

B-) "Don't send me back to the dark place" B-)

Anonymous
14-06-01, 03:26 PM
lol your turning into Ian Fenix! mwwhahaa its real! i was in the garden revising for 2 weeks solid, hence the armns, neck and face tan!!! its only because you are jealous :p

Anonymous
14-06-01, 04:02 PM
Turning into Ian.

Argh am i going to shrink and start talking with a wierd accent. And recommend getting a 2 litre every time someone has a small problem with their engine.

I'm not jealous mate. Looking like a milk bottle means i can get a free lift to work. :-)

B-) "Don't send me back to the dark place" B-)

Anonymous
15-06-01, 01:13 PM
lol!

Anonymous
15-06-01, 03:24 PM
Are u running short of things to say aswell Breeny?

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Anonymous
15-06-01, 03:37 PM
I might aswell grab no. 700 also.

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Anonymous
15-06-01, 03:43 PM
No Breeny was gonna type some more but the sun came out LMAO

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Anonymous
15-06-01, 04:21 PM
no, m8 I decide when the sun shines.

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Anonymous
15-06-01, 04:28 PM
You keep your trousers done up mate. I'd rather have cloudy skies.

LMFAO

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Anonymous
15-06-01, 06:59 PM
lmao, i reckon its you mark who has the sun tanned arse then ;)

Anonymous
15-06-01, 11:58 PM
lol Breeny, I`m a giver not a reciever.


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Anonymous
16-06-01, 09:58 AM
i'll take your word for it!

Anonymous
16-06-01, 11:42 AM
Can you two flirt somewhere else!

LMAO

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Anonymous
16-06-01, 12:05 PM
haha. i can't imagine what Ian would say if he knew mark had a tanned arse ;)

Anonymous
17-06-01, 08:28 PM
CAn we get of the subject of mens arses. You'll have Davo back in here.

B-) "Don't send me back to the dark place" B-)

Anonymous
17-06-01, 08:45 PM
what about womens arses?

Anonymous
17-06-01, 09:12 PM
I can talk about womens arses.
No probs.

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Anonymous
18-06-01, 10:56 AM
hmm got nothing to say about em, just that there nice lol ...

Anonymous
18-06-01, 11:01 AM
Depends on the woman. Holly McGuires and Nicola Ulians. Mmmmm

There's nowt like a lass with a class ass!

B-) "Don't send me back to the dark place" B-)

Anonymous
19-06-01, 10:10 AM
arses? mmm, marvelous isnt it?
Carmen Electra's? ooh! :O suit you!

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Anonymous
19-06-01, 10:32 AM
Ass like a peach! And a front to match.

Mmmmm

B-)As long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!
B-)

Anonymous
19-06-01, 03:32 PM
dont start including me in your davo gay sex fantasies.
thats delboy crossed off the last post chance.

Anonymous
26-06-01, 01:01 AM
Bloody hell. Almost forgot about this.


B-)As long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!B-)

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Anonymous
26-06-01, 09:54 AM
I hadn`t. I was waiting untill the right moment to put up the last post. Timing is everything.

Ian, I was mearly reporting back to you on the nasty allegations that had been flung in your direction, whilst you were unavailable to defend yourself.

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Anonymous
26-06-01, 10:25 AM
i hadnt forgot either, i was leaving at alone because its very immature trying to get the last post :D :P

Anonymous
26-06-01, 10:34 AM
Yep, I agree.

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Anonymous
26-06-01, 10:55 AM
Totally Pointless!

B-)As long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!B-)

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Anonymous
26-06-01, 11:00 AM
So who has the last post then?

Anonymous
26-06-01, 11:04 AM
Not u!

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Anonymous
26-06-01, 11:55 AM
Erm not sure.

It could be me!

B-)As long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!B-)

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Anonymous
26-06-01, 11:58 AM
nope

Anonymous
26-06-01, 12:09 PM
i think someone is lying, own up, who done it! Is everyone aiming for the 1000 mark, or jus who is the saddest to last longest?

Anonymous
26-06-01, 12:22 PM
ok i admit it is me

Anonymous
26-06-01, 02:22 PM
It can't be you Ian coz your down town eyeing up birds!

B-)As long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!B-)

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Anonymous
26-06-01, 02:36 PM
well i know which id rather have.

Anonymous
26-06-01, 03:14 PM
hmmmmmm, be the winner(??) of this amazing "thing", or be out in town, in the sun, lookin at the wooooomen, tis a tuff choice.

But i knwo for a fact i will still be here when someone says "I WIN!!! YAY!!"

lmao, u bunch of sad, immature, young punks.

lmao.

:p

Anonymous
26-06-01, 04:28 PM
Yep I agree.

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Anonymous
26-06-01, 04:34 PM
i am glad you agree

Anonymous
26-06-01, 06:17 PM
Yeah unfortunately i was stuck in work. I did my cruising at dinnertime.

So i can have both, birds and last post

lmao

B-)As long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!B-)

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Anonymous
26-06-01, 10:40 PM
I have a very nice bird of my own, so I can have my cake and eat it.


































and get the last post!

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Anonymous
26-06-01, 11:08 PM
u think?

I have to disagree

I would like some cake

Swap it for your bird? ;)

Anonymous
26-06-01, 11:20 PM
lol








































Cant think of anything funny, its too late.

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Anonymous
27-06-01, 12:06 AM
Whats with the huge gaps Mark?

We playing blankety blank?

B-)As long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!B-)

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Anonymous
27-06-01, 09:27 AM
Builds anticipation.....


































dont u think?

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Anonymous
27-06-01, 09:43 AM
now you mention it...

































No,
















not at all

lol

Anonymous
27-06-01, 09:51 AM
O.K.

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Anonymous
27-06-01, 10:23 AM
i am glad you agree.

I thought u were trying to get to the bottom the fastest.

Anonymous
27-06-01, 11:06 AM
Just thinking it may piss Kev off. This post is huge as it is, without big gaps in. LOL

Anyways MC with a car like yours you shouldn't need big gaps to get in front lol.



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Anonymous
27-06-01, 11:17 AM
STOP...














































































































CARRY ON...

comedy moment there courtesy of mark and lard

Anonymous
27-06-01, 11:26 AM
Noooo Neeeeeed!

B-)As long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!B-)

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Anonymous
27-06-01, 11:40 AM
Breeny you naughty boy. Fenix has already spoken to us about large gaps (not that hes ever seen any), so you have to go one step too far.

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Anonymous
27-06-01, 12:07 PM
lol, i would have thought Fenix and very large gaps go well together.

Anonymous
27-06-01, 12:09 PM
lol, i would have thought Fenix and very large gaps go well together.

Anonymous
27-06-01, 12:23 PM
Cheers for the compliment mate.


B-)As long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!B-)

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Anonymous
27-06-01, 12:29 PM
which large gaps?

Just think, either a big empty space, or sum half wit goin on bout how to change the wipers on his 1L, and if he should spray his car yellow & will pink stripes look good.

Hmmm, wot wud i rather look at?


























BRING ON THE PINK & YELLOW!

lmao