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Anonymous
27-07-01, 05:43 PM
Have you been writing letters to the Daily Mirror davo? Here is a copy of the letter for anyone that hasnt read it...

Dear Miriam..
I'VE always been proud of my body. The only thing wrong with it os that I'm very hairy.
So recently I shaved off all my hair, everywhere, although my friends told me only gay men do this.
For a while it looked very good then the hair started growing back and I soon became covered in an itchy, ugly pink rash.
How do i get the rash to go away? I like the effect of being shaved and I don't want to stop but I don't want to look pink and spotty either.
Thanks
Davo

Here's the answer from "Miriam"
Dear Davo,
DON'T shave again until the redness goes away. You risk infection if you shave while your skin's healing. You can see the hair on your body tends to grow in a certain direction. If you really must shave you body hair, and I wouldn't encourage it, minimise the damage to your skin by shaving in the direction of the hair growth, instead of against it.
Sportsmen who shave recommend doing it every day to avoid ingrown hairs. It is also a good idea to shave after lathering up with a good quality shaving gel and letting your body soak for a while in water.
If you have ingrown hairs they need to be gently released. Don't try digging them out with your nails. Instead use a loofah (natural sponge) on the ingrown areas in the shower. If it's any consilation, hair density decreases with ageing.

hmmmm davo dont you think it would be better going to your doctor rather than telling all the people who read the mirror!!! :O

Anonymous
27-07-01, 05:59 PM
LMFAO
His secret is out.

Anonymous
27-07-01, 06:00 PM
Breeny were you looking to see if she had answered your letter yet?

Anonymous
27-07-01, 06:03 PM
well actually it was Ian who got me to write this cos he hasnt got net access for a while! so donna... what letter would that be!? :P

Anonymous
27-07-01, 06:07 PM
The one about some scouse bloke stalking you? The bloke who rings you, texts you and e-mails you constantly? The one who never stops talking about how lovely he thinks your skin is....how soft your hair is...

Anonymous
27-07-01, 06:12 PM
roflmao.
Breeny... come on tell us all...


What's it all about?

And as for you Davo... Try waxing strips instead... just not actually over your nipples... (ouch)

andrew.tunnicliffe@whitbread.com
ANDY@WISEWOOD.NET

Anonymous
27-07-01, 06:14 PM
never bothered with the shaven/waxed/bald look myself... i got hair... stuff it... so have most post-pubescent men.

thats wot i think anyway...

andrew.tunnicliffe@whitbread.com
ANDY@WISEWOOD.NET

Anonymous
28-07-01, 12:51 PM
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Anonymous
28-07-01, 03:38 PM
lol, errm shit. Thanx miriam. Im glad to say that mine are growing back. i will shave them again. but i am going to wax my arms and legs for charity.

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