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ShawnAzzopardi
11-06-15, 12:40 PM
How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck, if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?

Discuss.
Stuart
11-06-15, 01:05 PM
17 kilos
ShawnAzzopardi
11-06-15, 01:13 PM
17 kilos
How did you come to that answer?
Stuart
11-06-15, 01:42 PM
it was in a joke book I had in the 80's, therefore its fact, or something
ShawnAzzopardi
11-06-15, 01:43 PM
it was in a joke book I had in the 80's, therefore its fact, or something
And you've held on to that answer for over 30 years just for such an occasion, didn't you?
Stuart
11-06-15, 01:47 PM
your point being?
ShawnAzzopardi
11-06-15, 01:56 PM
your point being?
I..I don't know how to respond to that.
I've read your reply in different tones, and they all sound the same.
Iain
11-06-15, 02:30 PM
I wish I could remember something for 30 minutes let alone 30 years.
turbojolt
11-06-15, 03:13 PM
haha stuarts old
bazzap8389
11-06-15, 03:24 PM
The answer is 17. The awesome o 4000 (cartman) said so.
Benn
11-06-15, 04:18 PM
Well a grown man working for 8 hours a day. 2 trees an hour by hand. So 4 trees a day.
If you want to add in cutting them up then same kinda formula really.
BRoadGhost
12-06-15, 04:21 PM
This figure drops down to 10 kilos if he's got a jippy tummy
mowgli
12-06-15, 06:02 PM
ok, now explain how many nunchucks can a nun chuck.
Southie
12-06-15, 08:11 PM
ok, now explain how many nunchucks can a nun chuck.
Only Chuck Norris knows the answer!
mowgli
12-06-15, 08:40 PM
ah, the man who can slam a revolving door......
wwmnw
13-06-15, 08:51 PM
Purple?
meritlover
13-06-15, 09:12 PM
Ask Siri
BRoadGhost
09-07-15, 11:39 AM
http://www.humoar.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/nunchucks.jpg