The age old question that has boggled the minds of many

[ShawnAzzopardi]

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck, if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?

Discuss.

[Stuart]

17 kilos

[ShawnAzzopardi]

17 kilos
How did you come to that answer?

[Stuart]

it was in a joke book I had in the 80's, therefore its fact, or something

[ShawnAzzopardi]

it was in a joke book I had in the 80's, therefore its fact, or something
And you've held on to that answer for over 30 years just for such an occasion, didn't you?

[Stuart]

your point being?

[ShawnAzzopardi]

your point being?
I..I don't know how to respond to that.
I've read your reply in different tones, and they all sound the same.

[Iain]

I wish I could remember something for 30 minutes let alone 30 years.

[turbojolt]

haha stuarts old

[bazzap8389]

The answer is 17. The awesome o 4000 (cartman) said so.

[Benn]

Well a grown man working for 8 hours a day. 2 trees an hour by hand. So 4 trees a day.
If you want to add in cutting them up then same kinda formula really.

[BRoadGhost]

This figure drops down to 10 kilos if he's got a jippy tummy

[mowgli]

ok, now explain how many nunchucks can a nun chuck.

[Southie]

ok, now explain how many nunchucks can a nun chuck.
Only Chuck Norris knows the answer!

[mowgli]

ah, the man who can slam a revolving door......

[wwmnw]

Purple?

[meritlover]

Ask Siri

[BRoadGhost]

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