who needs a fancy alarm and imobilser

[chrisd1986]

Well last night in the village i live in some cock knocked on my door about 11pm asking for a lift to york and after being told to feck off tryed to steal 5 cars (and caused other carnage on his mission) but didnt even lay a finger on my nova he actually pushed a 306 round the village and blocked the nova in within the space of a hour after i left for work at 5am. Who was it on here that said if i think all i need is a snap off wheel boss then im a mug

[mowgli]

i'm assuming this is your sorry attempt at an alibi....

its a full moon, so i guess the legends of the curse of the Were Scouser actually are true...

'he skulks about in the night trying to steal cars.....'


did you wake up this morning, naked & next to jenny agutter???

[chrisd1986]

Lollollollollollol, no i woke up by my alarm at 4am with a pillow stuck to my face and if i was to steal a car i would do a better job than him one car was scrapped as he caused more damage than it was worth fixing and it all happed between 5-6am as none of this had happened before i left the village but the police helpfull as usual picked him up and took him to the same train station the took him to 6 hours before all this happened 8 miles away