whats pissed you off today?

[Hayley]

Im not sure if the doc can fix the fact that your "big" toe is not actually the biggest. lol

[turbojolt]

Im not sure if the doc can fix the fact that your "big" toe is not actually the biggest. lol

lmfao i was just saying that to my bird

[yellow_seh]

boss has gone away for 2 weeks and left me "in charge" one mot tester works half days the other is off ill so im stuck doing pretty much every thing as the only other guy is slow as funk and spends more time eating and complaining than working. and im having to sell my range rover :(

[mowgli]

My 3 year old not going to sleep, it's winding me right up.

stop someone having a mid afternoon nap....

[Edd]

realizing that my garage roof leaks and there is a small puddle in my battery tray, got to fit a new roof asap, probably monday

[Hayley]

Having a good 12hr shift at work ruined by some tw*t telling me to "shove your questions up your fcuking ar*e you useless bi*ch" because I told him I wasnt going to send a Police Officer round to him.

Charming! :mad:

[Spudly]

Shame you cant send one round to do him for section five the tosser!

[turbojolt]

you must be use to it, still not nice i know

[Hayley]

oh god yeah ive been called all names under the sun..and one woman told me she was going to go kill herself and it would be my fault. silly mare. lol

[Jeff16v]

stop someone having a mid afternoon nap....
She don't nap during the day anymore. It's all the bloody food she eats.

[Southie]

I had egg sandwiches for lunch today... WOW you say, well my trumps are now offending me and I feel sick lol

TJ = Toe Job of large proportions now, get well soon lol

[turbojolt]

oh god yeah ive been called all names under the sun..and one woman told me she was going to go kill herself and it would be my fault. silly mare. lol

thats ****ed up

[Hayley]

its ok. she didnt. she was one of our known asw's :)

[turbojolt]

its ok. she didnt. she was one of our known asw's :)

i deal with pissed off people all the time working for britishgas (the conts) had a death threat from a women once because i had to cut off the supply of gas to her mothers house nothing i could do about it if i left it on her mum would have died from c0 poisioning, the thing that sticks with me about that was i was trying to help them out, and she seemed more concerend about threating me then helping her elderly mother out to be fair i could have capped the supply left the papper work and ****ed off but i spent 3 hours phoning the ldys family trying to help her out even arranged a free repair

some people cant be helped

[brainsnova]

Some people fail at life and others just get on with it.

[Andy]

poxy football :mad: rather wach eastenders:)
queer cunnt!

[turbojolt]

the people that only remember there english when the football is on

[Andy]

the people that only remember there english when the football is on
I dont,i support the english team in whatever sport.
Im proud of england in many ways,but also down right embarassed and ashamed and angry about it in others

[turbojolt]

wasnt aimed at you mate

[Andy]

nah i know,its just i know what you mean,just i wanted to say how i am,and some are just "zomg im inger land me".But dont even know anything about the team/history or take any notice of it any other time

[novadave24]

Thanks so iam gay because i dont wach it Did I call people that wach it cu*nts no I just put what piss me off but think what you like I rather wach paint dry then see that crap.

[Iain]

Football does indeed suck Dave, but I went clothes shopping at 7pm last night and everywhere was DEAD so it has its uses lol

[mowgli]

iain, hand in your man card at the nearest post office....

whether or not you like football, it is a blokes patriotic duty to watch england internationals.. i mean, what are you going to talk about at work on monday??

[Southie]

He'll talk about the designer handbag he bought late night shopping with all the women... I've heard he's a bit of a lady's man lol

[pie]

lol southie

[Hobbit]

The nova being faultless at Pod last week and giving me the confidence to take it to Newquey this weekend for a mates stag do... then failing on the A30 :wtf: Then as i was the most sober in the club ending up baby sitting my very drunk mates.

[yellow_seh]

Football is not a good sport, the players get paid too much for doing no actual work and it's boring as sin.

[mowgli]

ok... 10 year career max.. average wage £500k for premiership. halve it for tax, so 2.5million spread out over someones life, say 60 years till they cop it + their playing career... so, that money is equivalent to 35k per annum, then allow for the inflation that always happens, and bear in mind that in 1960, a family car cost £500 new, as opposed to what, £15k now, or 3000% , so add that into the mix to guess prices in 60 years time... doesn't sound so great, does it?

[turbojolt]

i never understand the whole they get paid to much crap, its like someone working on the bins moaning that people in i.t get paid more money then them, there field genrates more capital and the bi product of that is they earn more then other people who work in another field.


the only people that get paid to much are the ones sat at the job center but never looking for a JOB.

[mowgli]

tj, they don't sit at the job centre, they are far too clever for that, you see, they have this severe pain that means they can't work, its not that they don't want to work, but they simply can't manage it.... etc......

[turbojolt]

i knew a bloke that lived on my mums road never worked in all the years he lived there always on about how bad his back was

look out the window one day and he is carring a sofa down the road on his back and came back with some massive paving slabs

[Tanya.]

tj, they don't sit at the job centre, they are far too clever for that, you see, they have this severe pain that means they can't work, its not that they don't want to work, but they simply can't manage it.... etc......

Agreed. My waste of space mum is like this, she would "love to work" and yet has never worked more than probably a week or two in her life. She always has numerous excuses. She loves that my "disabled" brother has moved in as he's now a reason for her to get more money and stay home. That pisses me off.

[Iain]

He'll talk about the designer handbag he bought late night shopping with all the women... I've heard he's a bit of a lady's man lol

Yeah OK I shouldn't have said shopping. lol I was busy doing manly things like punching people and smoking cigars instead of watching the football.

[Southie]

Yeah OK I shouldn't have said shopping. lol I was busy doing manly things like smoking peoples cigars instead of watching the football.
Really :eek: lol

[Jeff16v]

^^lol

[Iain]

What's pissed me off today: I can't say anything that doesn't make me sound like a gay.

[MK999]

What's pissed me off today: I can't say anything that doesn't make me sound like a gay.

This is for a 'today' issue, not life problems.

[Southie]

What's pissed me off today: I can't say anything that doesn't make me sound like a gay.
It's only in jest, man up mate lol

[mowgli]

What's pissed me off today: I can't say anything that doesn't make me sound like a gay.

the answer is ' a woman'

[Jeff16v]

I've just ran over a neighbours cat, whoops

[mowgli]

you know what your 1st mistake was?? posting a confession on here.....

[Andy]

Thanks so iam gay because i dont wach it Did I call people that wach it cu*nts no I just put what piss me off but think what you like I rather wach paint dry then see that crap.
Yes you are gay if you would rather watch bellenders.:gay::gay::gay:
Im sorry,i should have put a l0l on the end of that comment calling you a cunnt,i apologise,it was just a joke.Nowt personal:thumb::)

[turbojolt]

hmmmm

http://i475.photobucket.com/albums/rr119/turbojolt/576728_3527746037950_1530968573_n2.jpg

[novadave24]

no problem andy :)

[novadave24]

and yeah iain me and my girl friend whent to shpping was so nice diddent have to walk around anyone :)

[mowgli]

spot the difference

http://i475.photobucket.com/albums/rr119/turbojolt/576728_3527746037950_1530968573_n2.jpg

http://www.minibottlelibrary.com/mbl/alpha/fowlers-scrumpy-company/jug.jpg
........

[steviegsi]

.

[Iain]

Turbocripple. Lolz.

[Bubba]

Women...end of!

[mowgli]

i thought it cost extra for her to wee on you???

[Stuart]

Not being able to drive the new car enough as the Mrs is being a greedy pain in the ass lol

[twistysnovagte]

fcuking weather,trying to do a paving job only for the heavens to open every couple of mins.............and more so pissed off as i now have to get "most" of it finnished tomorrow WEATHER PERMITTING!!!

EDIT; quick met office check bring good news, a nice dry day tomorrow , bad news i was planning to go spend some well earned round town........

[yellow_seh]

Going to put my range rover on egay only to find out its runs out of mot on in a week, this makes me sad.

[swedge]

Having to rely on other people, does my head in not always there fault just a pain

[turbojolt]

foot pain

[brainsnova]

Getting near the end of my 700ml jack Daniels lol

[Novasport]

There is a lesson to be learnt there, stop being tight and buy 1 litre bottles in future!

[brainsnova]

I usually do this one was a gift

[Connor]

Myself.

[General Baxter]

leaving my taco card behind, lmao

[Bubba]

the bloke i work with doing sweet **** ALL all day!!!!

[General Baxter]

being stuck at 90 on the motorway lol

[turbojolt]

work called, been caught doing 38 in a 30 (I'm a dick head), my speed awareness course has been moved back to next week due to my foot so luckily i haven't lost my placement on that, just the 3 points :( time to slow right down and stop driving everywhere in a rush.

[Pete]

courier delivery services!
arranged 4 different dates now and every ****ing day they've not came...

[brainsnova]

Bought a mid frame assembly for my iPhone and received the chrome trim piece lol

[jonn]

trying to remove seam sealer and prep for stitch welding engine bay

[novadave24]

Spent about 2 hours yeasterday cleaning the car and now it's dirty again I give up :mad:

[GRUNT 16V]

Hurley engine services talking to a right c£nt today !!!!!! a55hole

[Novasport]

Rotary engine? Not heard the name Hurley's for a few years

[brainsnova]

It's because you hurle them when they break

[Andy]

the rain.
Sick of half days here and there.
Got absolutely sodden today

[turbojolt]

reading through this just makes me realize what a bunch off moody ****ers we all are lol

[Andy]

I do get very very moody if im not earning money

[Stuart]

I am very very moody all the time

Efa : p

[Andy]

Efa : p
Its been raining alot just lately!
And ive hoyed the fags in lol

[John]

the rain.
Sick of half days here and there.
Got absolutely sodden today

This. Today was the longest day, didn't even see the sun once! The auto lights on my car came on this morning it was so dark!

[TeddyThom]

A glitch with natwest's banking system meaning I didn't get paid today ¬¬

[Hobbit]

You did get paid its just not showing.

[steviegsi]

I burnt my toast :(

[turbojolt]

I burnt my toast :(

bless i hope your alright, chin up mate

[yellow_seh]

being told "yeah you money will be there it just wont show" then being told my card was declined at the petrol station after filling up with £50 and having to mug a mate to pay for it for me, sort ya sh1t out natwest!

[novadave24]

poxy brid poo on the car .

[mk1nova_rich]

People who can't park properly then moan when they cant get back in their car

[Hobbit]

Some twunt from West Sussex Highways telling me I have to put on a ****ing hard had. Realistically what the **** is it going to protect me from? Follow me round with one of those crash impact wagons if you're that worried about my safety!

Also whining members that can't read rules and are obsessed with ****ing stickers!!! lol

[turbojolt]

i hate woking on sites when they make you wear all that crap, boots fair enough saved my ankles and toes loads of times, but i still dont understand the whole hi-vis crap if your driving a forklift about you should have good enough sight to see me with out one

[brainsnova]

The thing I hated about the hard hat was when inside the building was complete but there was still the need for the hat

[Andy]

Wasting 10minutes of my life logging into this site to see bullsh1te about spellings.
Sad really,most on here are supposed to be adults

[Hobbit]

I can understand hard hats on site. But what's gonna fall on my head while driving a mini tractor down a foot path?

[SimonTW]

My jeans not being fully dry when I put them on this morning.

[mowgli]

reading the HSE guidelines & rules, and actually implementing them are two completely different things.

there have been no new hse laws for above a decade.. just minor amendments for new equipment..

but large organisations employ safety officers who get completely out of hand...

we regularly get to building sites & some pillock with soft hands tells us that we can't actually climb up the steps to sit in our crane seats to unload loads of bricks, because its dangerous, so we give them a copy of our risk sheets & ask them to find out just what rules we are specifically breaking, because they are actually wrong on this one...
they want us to use remote control cranes & stand near the vehicle, which means the visibility is massively compromised, and the remote controls have no proper feedback to tell you if you have got the bricks safely grabbed, and also, you can't feel if the vehicle is actually moving, which shows if the legs are on unstable ground when you are stood by the side of it..

[mowgli]

I can understand hard hats on site. But what's gonna fall on my head while driving a mini tractor down a foot path?

a pillock we once employed was driving a twin drum roller near a wall & ran over a brick end.. he was leaning over the side & head butted the wall when it lurched over...

it served him right.. he'd only leant over to spit his gum out..

[Hobbit]

some pillock with soft hands...

Epic! We need a clapping smiley for lines like that! lol

[mowgli]

why, its simply the truth..

we should have a thread asking of anyone has ever met a safety officer with proper hard working hands

[turbojolt]

someone tried to brake into my mums house whill she was on holiday and i cant find out who it was!!

[mowgli]

Well, at least you have an alibi

[turbojolt]

Well, at least you have an alibi

ive also got a key no need for me to ty and go through the roof, it pisses me off everyone saying they never see someone on the roof ripping of tiles and trying to cut through, must all have blinkers on again.

[Hobbit]

Surely that's a lot of effort to go through for a random break in?

[turbojolt]

Surely that's a lot of effort to go through for a random break in?

yep plus she lives down a dead end road bang in the middle, think i know who it was now, just need to make sure before i pay a visit next time im down south

[mowgli]

you sure it wasn't the recent bad weather??

cos the amount of noise caused by removing tiles from a roof is way more than what is needed to pop a window open.

[turbojolt]

the tiles have been lifted out and place upward and there are slash marks to the membrane stuff, so i doubt it mate my little sister is gutted everything in her bedroom is ruined from all the rain.

[Southie]

TJ, just claim off the house insurance.

[turbojolt]

she is right now mate, but i cant just let all the little ****s round her way think they can do as they please because me and my brothers dont live close anymore.

[GRUNT 16V]

no one has any urgency about them today !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Southie]

Epic! We need a clapping smiley for lines like that! lol
http://rationalwiki.org/w/images/4/46/Clapping.gif

[gteben]

having tryed to fit 2 sets of pads to front discs on my nova and finding out that the whole bloody things off a sodding vectra................. no wonder things didnt fit

[steviegsi]

yep plus she lives down a dead end road bang in the middle, think i know who it was now, just need to make sure before i pay a visit next time im down south

Aren't you classed as a "northern fairy" now though. lol

[turbojolt]

yes.






lol

[mowgli]

he lives in derby, so once a year, he gets to have sex with a sheep

[brainsnova]

Found out my torque wrench has been delivered to the wrong address and signed for so the delivery driver will get a you failed call in the morning

[pie]

finding out i got to spend more money on this poxy fooking heap of a boat f lol

[mowgli]

midge bites from saturday

[Lewis.]

Mincing about under French lorries in a VOSA checkpoint :roll: Bunch of :tosser:

[mowgli]

did you have your vosa magnet with you??

[Mike]

Paisley freight fcuking about with a set of rims a buyer had collected from me.

[Andy]

did you have your vosa magnet with you??
hahaha lol

[turbojolt]

some stupid cow reversed her husbands range rover into my birds car!!!

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s480x480/545179_10150997100167118_1979613845_n.jpg


hopefully they have a nice health excess, so we dont have to go thru the insurance, its expensive enough!

[novadave24]

sod that that dent is in a bad place as well unless you can push it out on the inside .

[turbojolt]

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/307024_10150997126937118_1279995202_n.jpg
http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/380633_10150997129192118_1941103506_n.jpg

[Old man Jimbo]

Paying £460 for a tax disc to drive on these godforsaken pothole riddled heap a tat roads...

[Bubba]

drunk kids outside....if it was legal to kill...well...

[mowgli]

drunk kids outside.......

aren't they your kids???

[yellow_seh]

bought and paid for a replacement rear beam for the nova, from some guy on flea bay turned up in the post today...........he has sent me a rear bumper support. i hate people!

[Bubba]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/338845_10151088859067845_370268672_o.jpg

the aftermath of a trip to curbington :(

[turbojolt]

they lasted less then a month, bad times lol

[Bubba]

lol indeed. record for me with new things. but ive sourced a spare so i can fix em

[Lewis.]

did you have your vosa magnet with you??

Not my own VOSA magnet, but I was in the trusty old LDV Convoy service van, so in a manner of speaking, yes lol

[mowgli]

i love the irony of ldv service vans.....

[Andy]

i love the irony of ldv service vans.....
Or the lack of dont ya mean LOL lol

[mowgli]

ever wondered what they do with old rover biscuit tins????

i did see an ldv beaver tail the other day, it was being winched onto ther back of another beaver tail.... oh i wished i'd got a bucket of water to chuck over them.....lol lol lol

[Andy]

haha i bet there was alot of spinning bow ties lol

[Lewis.]

I know what you mean Mowgli, but to be fair, we've had it for 7 years, and it wants for nothing. It was bought as a temporary van untill we got a new Iveco, but the Iveco is yet to materialise, and the LDV just keeps plodding on.

However, I was working next to 2 guys from Ford and Slater (DAF dealer) and their Maxus 'service vans' are shocking. just a ply lined van with tools on the floor lol they looked quite envious of our heap (even if they did just want to borrow a compressor) lol

[General Baxter]

the cock who cut everyone up on the longshoot, who ended up with my tape measure bouncing off his front screen, lol

[Novasport]

Everything I touch turning to ****! The gearbox has lost so much oil I have got to buy some more and its mail order only! Could not get into the stripped thread on top of the box with my drill because of the brake pipes & master cylinder so I had to bodge up an extension with some 1/4" drive extensions! Helicoil was too long and ended up hanging out the bottom of the hole inside the gearbox casing and was a right tw@t to cut it off. Suspect more of the same to come tomorrow! Garage is a ****hole and can't move in there. Missed something I wanted on Ebay

[Andy]

ahhh the joys of classic motoring lol

[mowgli]

the cock who cut everyone up on the longshoot, who ended up with my tape measure bouncing off his front screen, lol

some ar$e once carved me up on the cov road roundabout, and i chased him in my L200, he went up the sliproad by the pub & i turned left at the lights, and got ahead of him.. then proceeded all the way to nuneaton in the middle of the road at 38mph...with him shouting 'anker' 'anker' out the window... they love their local river in nuneaton...lol

[novadave24]

fort i had to go back to work today go in and they say you not back till monday but we need you to stay but got to finish at 12:00 so is ok but could of got a lay in lol

[twistysnovagte]

ebay knobs who bid then decide there 215 mile away and cant come to collect!!!

[mowgli]

where is 215 miles away from st helens??? one of the hebrides?

[mk1nova_rich]

Oil light coming on after an enthusiastic drive up to the Yorkshire Dales, realised the pressure switch is leaking so I need a new one asap :( on the plus side it meant the faster I went the less oil I would lose getting home lol I also ripped the front splitter off landing a humpback at nearly 70mph lol

[gteben]

taking my nova out for the first time an its miss firing an got electrical faults

[turbojolt]

got to much timne on my hands as i starting to get pissed off with this tivo box

if i push the guide button it goes to the first channel rather then the one im watching grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[brownbear]

Friends re runs on a sunday and dog hair.

[mowgli]

/\ we are watching the original 'the lady killers' on film4... awesome piece of work.

[Lynsey]

Taking the wrong part of my lotto ticket to pick up my winnings lol oh well, every silver lining needs a cloud I guess

[Dave.]

Having to pick my mate up from work at 5:30am on a Sunday, and people asking me to sell my wheels off the More-door!

[turbojolt]

Tom Eccles.

[brownbear]

Rubbish Crumpets. I miss warburtons crumpets!!

[novadave24]

Having to wait for the plumber to come and fix the loo went to flush the loo yeasterday and the poxy handale came off in my hand :(

[pie]

the weather lol

[novadave24]

yeah is ment to be summer and all it does is poxy rain never see the sun that much now :(

[brainsnova]

Once again the same eBay shop sent me the wrong item

[Tanya.]

Got distracted by Daniel and accidentally burnt my crumpets :cry:

[Hobbit]

Sounds painful...

[Old man Jimbo]

Trying to get prices from a UK supplier for some stuff as I like to buy British and all that. Can't get an answer or acknowledgement of any kind. :wtf: I foolishly have a thing about dealing with companies at home rather than abroad. But funk me it's like pulling teeth.

Yet, ping an email to China or Hong Kong and they trip over themselves to get info to you.

Can't imagine why British manufacturing is going down the pan! :roll: Customer service and general attitude is shocking.

[turbojolt]

my bird deciding to pack everything in the kitchen! we dont move for another 2 weeks?

[Lewis.]

Today, quite simply; British Leyland.



my bird deciding to pack everything in the kitchen! we dont move for another 2 weeks?

That's nothing, my missus started packing last week, and we don't move until August lol

[Stuart]

Can't find the service book for the brapmobile and the guys supposed to collect tomorrow evening :(

[16xe_chris]

Slipping and getting a piece of plastic firmly lodged under my thumb nail!!

[BROD]

Traffic!!

[Edd]

Finding 3 more cctv camaras at work, supposed to be monitoring the automated systems, but if I wanted to be on big brother I would of phoned channel 5 ffs

Starting to think the money aint worth it

Tbh I fcuking hate working

[Stuart]

I imagine the cameras are there for a reason........ I expect someone is slacking so deserves to be kicked out lol

[bazzap8389]

Being back on dayshift!

[pie]

people of fuking forums f lol

[Hobbit]

My baby face offering no protection from the wind :(

[turbojolt]

My baby face offering no protection from the wind :(

why dont you get Mrs hobbit to knit you a scarf and hat?

[Hobbit]

From the fuzz i removed last night? lol

[turbojolt]

From the fuzz i removed last night? lol

great bit of weight saving for the next load of 1/4 mile runs

[brainsnova]

Slipstream lol

[turbojolt]

nearly spent all my wages and pay day is 2 weeks away!

[novadave24]

having to go back to work cant wait for next week off.

[Novasport]

Rain, rain, more rain, & yet more fcuking rain! Had enough now and it looks like there is lots more to come. Can't get my concrete base down because of the weather, so I can't get the garage built, so I have **** everywhere, so I am tripping over stuff, so I don't have enough room to work on the car, so I am working on the car with the garage doors open on a wet drive, so I can't drive my car, so.......
Did I mention its pissing raining again, oh and Billing looks like it might be a tad wet!!!

[Novasport]

Oh and my 3 month old battery on the Astra is fcuked and the Snap-On charger says its a faulty battery but Vauxhall's battery tester for warranty says its a good battery! FFS

[Asa-James]

working out monies, and realising that cutting down my billing weekend (and only getaway this year) from three nights to just the saturday night it still stretching my budget. woop...

[Jeff16v]

The NHS, of which I'm a member
The wife had a bad chest a week ago and its got worse but she has had to wait two weeks to get a GP appt, so we rang the out of hours emergency docs, as it got really bad and she was having trouble breathing. It's ones of these Private ones that take NHS money and does bugger all. We rang them as it wasn't serious enough to dial 999. The out of hour doc rang back and listened to my wife on the phone and refused to come. He said ring 999, rang 999, a paramedic arrived before the main ambulance. They gave my wife some salbutamol to open here airways a bit and all was fine, main ambulance can only take my wife to a&e to basically get an inhaler which is what we wanted the out of hour GP to do. The ambulance crew rang the out of hour GP doc and they agreed to come out and do prescription niw the ambulance crew have improved things, Once the ambulance crew left to treat a real emergency., the out of hour rang back and asked if my wife could drive herself 4 miles to them to collect an inhaler. Even though they knew she had problem breathing and could crash on the way, they Said otherwise it will take 5 hours to get to us as they are short staffed. F£Cking pi££takers.

[pie]

i hate the fuking rain lol ive seen enough this week lol

[Lee H]

The amount of work I have to catch up on for having the audacity to take a two week holiday!

[sport]

Finishing work early only to get a blow out on the motorway on the way home :cry:

[twistysnovagte]

where is 215 miles away from st helens??? one of the hebrides?those who ask blatant sarcastic questions ;)

was in fact a guy from hornchurch(london outskirts)(219 mile to be precise)

[Andy]

The fukking rain,i really am absolutely livid right now

[mk1nova_rich]

our lass lol

[mowgli]

those who ask blatant sarcastic questions ;)

was in fact a guy from hornchurch(london outskirts)(219 mile to be precise)

so easily gettable then... my mrs announced one night that she'd managed to 'win' a discontinued ikea compooter cupboard... and when i asked where, she said, i'll just check.... so off i went to tranmere... to get a sodding bargain.. 2 1/4 hrs each way.

[_Jake]

one day car works, today i have fuel but no spark. **** offffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff!

[Novasport]

Guess what, rain again! Lying under car to fit diff cover complete with bead of sealer applied so no going back and the heavens fcuking opened big time. Got p!ss wet through from the waist down whilst fitting the plate & bolting it up, felt like I had p!ssed myself :(. As soon as I finished, the rain stops. Bloody typical.

[twistysnovagte]

so easily gettable then... my mrs announced one night that she'd managed to 'win' a discontinued ikea compooter cupboard... and when i asked where, she said, i'll just check.... so off i went to tranmere... to get a sodding bargain.. 2 1/4 hrs each way.

tbh mate im sorry for replying in a sarcastic way my-self, just today ive had some bad news(family wise) which has set me back a little.(heads fcuked).........

ps ive had to change my ebay password as the missus thinks everythings a bargain and likes to bid on everything she see's hehe

:thumb:

[Bubba]

my warehouse manager is a prize winning bellend...and i would quite like to push his pikey ass into a running deburr machine atm

[brownbear]

VW's inability to make a reliable MAF! :(

[gteben]

car had to go away for a couple of days to a machanic shop . an im wonder will they take it out for a test drive an dog it

[gteben]

tbh mate im sorry for replying in a sarcastic way my-self, just today ive had some bad news(family wise) which has set me back a little.(heads fcuked).........

ps ive had to change my ebay password as the missus thinks everythings a bargain and likes to bid on everything she see's hehe

:thumb:


my father had to the same on his ebay. women an ebay dont mix well ... deadly on the credit card

[Alex J]

DVLA yet again pi$£ing me off, its taken 50 YES 50 ****ing days to reply to my driving licence, when ive rang them they said there very busy and expect to wait untill september:eek::eek::eek::mad::mad::mad::mad: beyond a ****ing joke now, and there is nothing i can do. ive got ****ing kids to feed and need to be back at work, ****ing idiots

[novadave24]

getting pulled over for not wereing the seat belt and being told i have to change my number plates so pissed

[turbojolt]

getting pulled over for not wereing the seat belt and being told i have to change my number plates so pissed

the police doing the job of upholding the law what c*nts

[Phil_d]

I got pulled the sunday in my 306 by some bobby in a panda car who told me if he was a traffic officer he could do me for it been lowered, but when i argued the fact that it didnt catch so it cant be that low he sed he was going to try do me for it been overweight :S it had next to no weight in it at all aswell. that sort of pissed me off.

[Nova-nation]

On the pulled over subject... Me and 5 other of my mates got pulled within the space of 10 minuetes by 5 different patrols Saturday night, we went to a cruise, decided to come back across the ferry rather than the bridge. Pulled into a petrol station, noticed a man in a car, on the phone, smoking (in the petrol station) didn't think too much on it, went off, we was all staying at 65mph on the dual carrigeway as we knew the police were out there, next thing, I was doing 65 still, police car comes past me (me at the back) and my god he must have been doing a tonne! He pulled in front of the first car (my brother) and 2 more police cars come up behind, pulling over te first three cars, so then me and te 2 others turned off at the next junction after they got pulled, stopped in a bus stop, then he comes pc plod. Pulled us over for no reason, and didn't do us for anything! Just wanted to waste my time!!!! But I was lucky as when I got home I realised I had 3 bold tyres! Lucky!

The traffic units that stopped the others pretty much did an mot on the side of the road! They checked everything! Couldn't find anything wrong!

They have my brother a £30 fine for a 'non standerd exhaust' which we shall now contest as that policeman has no right to class that as non standerd! It wasn't for a loud exhaust as he didn't test it! Again time waster!

Rant over

[pie]

royal fail

[Novasport]

Pulled us over for no reason, and didn't do us for anything! Just wanted to waste my time!!!! But I was lucky as when I got home I realised I had 3 bold tyres! Lucky!

Obviously there was a reason to pull you over but an inefficient bobby has missed it, tax being wasted again.
He should have had you for those and I you would not have had any sympathy from me and many other people on this forum. Do you not check your tyres regularly?

[novadave24]

the police doing the job of upholding the law what c*nts

yeah i know and the plates i cant see whats wrong with them they say you cant have pics next to the letters and no writing under the letters only were the car come from or a shop or garage takes the piss

[Asa-James]

yeah i know and the plates i cant see whats wrong with them they say you cant have pics next to the letters and no writing under the letters only were the car come from or a shop or garage takes the piss

correct, unless they were made many many years ago. the lettering underneath only has to be the postcode of the plate supplier, but most places use it as free advertising.

[novadave24]

no i got them done last week and put them on the car only a few days ago this is them front and back.

http://i1149.photobucket.com/albums/o585/novadave24/IMG_0908.jpg?t=1340971300

[Stuart]

No basu number, no postcode of manufacture, no manufacturer info at all.....they be illegal. Ok you can try and blag that they were made before 2005ish but it's gonna be upto you to prove they were.

[pie]

i got plain plates on me cav n police are fine aint said nout to me yet n ive been pulled by traffic loads lol

then just end up talking about the cav lol

[Connor]

*op
People that can't drive. :roll:

[novadave24]

well i diddent get a fine they let me of because i said ive only had them on the car a few days but if i dont take them of and get pulled again with them on they take the car away
and were the unhappy face is they said that ant alound has to be gb or something easle lol
and pie i think i get some plain ones then sounds like the better way :)

[Bubba]

my warehouse manager is a prize winning bellend...and i would quite like to push his pikey ass into a running deburr machine atm

this...again

[turbojolt]

talk mobile taking 36 quid from my account when the contract was canceled 3 months ago!

Stupid ****ing cow from the letting agents letting her self in the house without knocking to do a veiwing luckly i was here to put my dog in the garden ****ing idiots

[yellow_seh]

recieving a CNUTING FUNKING parking fine for parking out side of my aunts house in dartford, after being told by my t0sser of an uncle it was fine to park there not impressed.

[hotrod]

The guy who's painting some cally parts for me!

Supposed to pick them up Monday night, Then Friday night then I could get it at 1 o'clock today half 2 then when I was going to get it 5 mins before I got there got a text saying he was going out and he would drop it off at 4 its now quarter to 8 and still not got them! :mad:

[novadave24]

Trying to find a part for my golf .

[Stuart]

recieving a CNUTING FUNKING parking fine for parking out side of my aunts house in dartford, after being told by my t0sser of an uncle it was fine to park there not impressed.

If the parking ticket isn't from the council or the police you can ignore it.

[mowgli]

recieving a CNUTING FUNKING parking fine for parking out side of my aunts house in dartford, after being told by my t0sser of an uncle it was fine to park there not impressed.
write them a letter explaining that you were a tradesman unloading equipment to do an emergency repair.... etc..... it usually works

[brainsnova]

My brother never shut my van back doors right so water soaked the ford cardboard door cards lol

[Novasport]

Having to cancel the concrete delivery for my garage base because of the fcuking rain again!!! Going to be another 3-4 weeks before I can get it down now :(

[burgo]

If the parking ticket isn't from the council or the police you can ignore it.
This, I've had two from some bull**** parking company which I have never paid

[mowgli]

Having to cancel the concrete delivery for my garage base because of the fcuking rain again!!! Going to be another 3-4 weeks before I can get it down now :(

get some polythene sheet & some timber to make a tent over it...

[hotrod]

Finally got to pick up the parts for the cally only to find he's painted them in the wrong colour! :tard:

[brainsnova]

Finally got to pick up the parts for the cally only to find he's painted them in the wrong colour! :tard:

He calls himself a painter lol mixing is the basics

[paul080803]

Wrong shade or completely wrong colour?

[hotrod]

Wrong shade but you tell me if you could tell!
http://i1246.photobucket.com/albums/gg609/HOT-ROD77/20120707_233727.jpg
He doesn't mix his paint but you think he would of noticed!

[brainsnova]

Was it ment to be spectral blue

[hotrod]

Not sure mate its got this quite heavy purple tint to it!

Iv'e had this problem matching it before there's about 3-4 different shades but I warned him about this!

[brainsnova]

My scooter is spectral and has a purple in it as its pearlescent

http://i517.photobucket.com/albums/u331/Brain_missing/DSC00029.jpg

[hotrod]

That looks like the right colour. Do you know the paint code?

[brainsnova]

24L iirc

[hotrod]

Might tell him to check that out, then again I might also leave him to sort out his own mess! lol

[turbojolt]

my birds mother!!!!! the head gasket went on the corsa!!!!!! after coming back from the body shop ffs

now apparently she needs a 'PROPER' car (mothers words might aswell turn round and call me a **** tbh), my brother is willing to lend me 2k to get her a car but no no no it has to be bought on finance? stupid cow and the best one now "I'm not going to help you out unless you buy it from a dealership, you was mugged off buying the corsa (?) it needed loads of work (welded exhaust and one tyre got a nail in it when driving around) and I'm not willing to support you buying a new car unless its a ford ka"

seriously stressing me out her mum is trying to make her buy a £4,000.oo ka!! its stupid she isn't on good money and hasn't been driving for very long,

no one will listen to me about how stupid this all is, so Ive just got to let them all get on with it and hope for the best, my bird dont even like ford ka's she wants a 1.2 corsa c.

fuming I'm going to go have a drink ffs.

[hotrod]

Nowt worse than when the inlaws have more input in to your life as a couple than you. The ex wife's mother was like that I gave up trying in the end and just let them get on with it!

Our lass now has no father anymore so both her and her mother come to me for advise (which can be just as bad btw!).

[brainsnova]

Ford ka fail machine at least get a 2nd hand fiesta

[mowgli]

my birds mother!!!!! the head gasket went on the corsa!!!!!! after coming back from the body shop ffs

now apparently she needs a 'PROPER' car (mothers words might aswell turn round and call me a **** tbh), my brother is willing to lend me 2k to get her a car but no no no it has to be bought on finance? stupid cow and the best one now "I'm not going to help you out unless you buy it from a dealership, you was mugged off buying the corsa (?) it needed loads of work (welded exhaust and one tyre got a nail in it when driving around) and I'm not willing to support you buying a new car unless its a ford ka"

seriously stressing me out her mum is trying to make her buy a £4,000.oo ka!! its stupid she isn't on good money and hasn't been driving for very long,

no one will listen to me about how stupid this all is, so Ive just got to let them all get on with it and hope for the best, my bird dont even like ford ka's she wants a 1.2 corsa c.

fuming I'm going to go have a drink ffs.

simply fix the corsa & don't buy a new car. then in a few months time, the in-laws might start speaking to you.

[mk1nova_rich]

Why is it down to you to buy her a car?

[turbojolt]

Why is it down to you to buy her a car?

its not didnt think i said it was mate?

[mowgli]

rich, according to a mother in law, whoever her daughter is with is the biggest idiot the world has ever seen, with bad judgement on all issues.....which rather makes you wonder what her opinion of her daughter is, as he decided to live with the daughter...........

tj.. ignore the m-i-l or put a pic up on here.... lol

[swedge]

my birds mother!!!!! the head gasket went on the corsa!!!!!! after coming back from the body shop ffs

now apparently she needs a 'PROPER' car (mothers words might aswell turn round and call me a **** tbh), my brother is willing to lend me 2k to get her a car but no no no it has to be bought on finance? stupid cow and the best one now "I'm not going to help you out unless you buy it from a dealership, you was mugged off buying the corsa (?) it needed loads of work (welded exhaust and one tyre got a nail in it when driving around) and I'm not willing to support you buying a new car unless its a ford ka"

seriously stressing me out her mum is trying to make her buy a £4,000.oo ka!! its stupid she isn't on good money and hasn't been driving for very long,

no one will listen to me about how stupid this all is, so Ive just got to let them all get on with it and hope for the best, my bird dont even like ford ka's she wants a 1.2 corsa c.

fuming I'm going to go have a drink ffs.

go an pump her mum?

[turbojolt]

would rather **** a cheese grater the old shrew

[mowgli]

what engine has the gf's corsa got in it??

[turbojolt]

think its the x16xe its a 1.6 sport

[mowgli]

ok, so its hardly a difficult gasket swap... get it done then prove them all wrong

[General Baxter]

just let them do what they like, tell her parants if they want a car on finance tell them to pay it for her lol

do they know how bad Ka's ROT, loliv seen 11plates with rust on lol

[mowgli]

i'd hate to see a ka after a 4x4 has backed into it....

[General Baxter]

i hit a saxo in the patrol, lol
once i done reversing out his bonnet, i removed my broken glass out of my spot light, whilst he picked his engine up off the floor :)
battle tanks FTW

[turbojolt]

just let them do what they like, tell her parants if they want a car on finance tell them to pay it for her lol

do they know how bad Ka's ROT, loliv seen 11plates with rust on lol

dont say that to her mum the stupid c*nt, apprantly they dont rust at all she had one for 6 months and it was fine, i mean come on im thick as **** she takes it to a new level!!

[General Baxter]

and back on thread,

I LOST MY BLOODY CAR KEYS, IV TURNED THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN, AND STILL NO, GRRRRR TROLL FACE

[mowgli]

tj. just ignore the woman. i've been ignoring my m-i-l for a very long time..

i offered to financially back her right to buy on her council house a few years back, & in effect become her landlord, till she'd paid off the mortgage, which was very low... like £15k for a large 2 bed house, but she decided not to, cos when she rings the council to fix something, they send a bloke out within a couple of days... and i'm 40 mins drive away & its a decent road, so i'd fix it on the spot....so she & her hubby, who is actually 5 years younger than me, have neither a pot to piss in nor a window to throw it out of, and they have no savings & she is retired, and i offered them a house with about £100k equity for them to play with, and she turned it down.

[turbojolt]

ok, so its hardly a difficult gasket swap... get it done then prove them all wrong

been pricing it up :) should cost about 250 quid if i do it my self

[mowgli]

why, are you having to buy a garage too????

its about 30-40quid in bits & then a haynes book & a torque wrench

[turbojolt]

gasket set, headbolt, skim, fluids, timing belt kit, waterpump, thermostat soon adds up

[novadave24]

trying to get network on my phone is crazy to day poxy 3

[novadave24]

sitting traffic this moring and some dope behind went to turn around and bumped the nova bumper now got 2 black scuffs on it f**ked off allday now

[1990GTEBOY]

the weather :mad:. hasn't really got to me until today . had enough of this bloody country . wonder if they need landscapers in australia:confused:

[Keif]

I need to take my PS3 to bits and bring it back to life (solely for my GT5 save data)

[Jeff16v]

In-laws,

[hotrod]

The f***in idiot that's still got my front bumper been waiting since half 7 now for him to drop it off and he only lives 3 quarters of an hour away! just holding up my plans for getting ready for billing they should of all been back and fitted at the weekend! :mad: