Friday night thread....

[Lynsey]

So is the HA Van a potential addition? :cool:

[88ESR]

So is the HA Van a potential addition? :cool:

Yes, possibly if the van is actually for sale..

This remains unclear...

[hendrix]

.....its that day again :)

[bazil]

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-signs015.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

[Plug]

boring night in on me tod i thinks as everyones buggered off to rtts :(

[hendrix]

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000376761/polls_BEER_0846_906209_answer_8_xlarge.gif

[bazil]

just been on the phone with my good mate for over an hour, he's finaly going to work on his astra mk2 gte LET tomorrow lol good times

[hendrix]

still waiting for me tea to cook :( I could eat a dead horse.....or a live on I'm not picky

[scott.parker]

of to cinema to pirates of Caribbean 4 @ 8.45 best get gone lol

[bazil]

of to cinema to pirates of Caribbean 4 @ 8.45 best get gone lol
dont you dare spoil it for me lol

[scott.parker]

I'll try not too..

[Bubba]

im hunting the interweb for an M10 crank arm bolt for my bike as i managed to snap mine...and its proving VERY stressful....M8, M15, M12....but noooo no M10

[hendrix]

Im downloading wrestlemania 7 :) :)

[bazil]

im pished and hoping not to get banned tonight..... unlike the last time i drunked posted

[Andy]

im downloading cider tonight,my 4 weeks of non drinking are up!!

[pikey1986]

night in with the mrs :d

[bazil]

night in with the mrs :d

are you on a promise????

[Andy]

+rep for all the friday night massive lol
(where i can) 100points for y'all

[bazil]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Andy again.



maybe later lol

[Plug]

haha looks like it will be a weekend for me lol

Althou just had some lovely lass ring me up in tears asking me to pick her up from thrope park haha

God dam why doesnt my car work


+rep for all the friday night massive lol
(where i can) 100points for y'all

well have some yourself if i could lol

[Iain]

dont you dare spoil it for me lol

It's about pirates.

[Andy]

Bsob???? plug

[Plug]

/\ and what the hell does that mean

[bazil]

anyone in chat lol, im in lol

[Andy]

/\ and what the hell does that mean
Beg,Steal,Or Borrow as in a motor lol

[hendrix]

yay food :)

[pikey1986]

are you on a promise????

already had it ;)

[bazil]

lol twice is nice though lol

[Murray]

Bought Taxi 4 to watch tonight and a few beers too.

Also Hi to you all of PNG. Just joined, as i've bought a Miami Blue Nova. Thought be handy as i'll be needing some parts and advice to help keep it on the road in the future.

[NOV4_SPORT]

Stuck in the house to skint to go out, Crap day at work, had to listen to a guy talk about the environment and saving money, its a bloody ship yard, we make ships for the M.O.D ffs lol.

Plus rep for andy, drinking sounds like a plan, i have some stella in the house somewhere lol

iain

[bazil]

big day yesterday though iain, start of a new ship?

[NOV4_SPORT]

big day yesterday though iain, start of a new ship?


Yeh big day yesterday matey, but sadly i was in the wrong yard to attend the festivities due to working on another ship lol.

iain

[Plug]

already tryed andy noone is about to share there motor mobiles haha

[bazil]

Yeh big day yesterday matey, but sadly i was in the wrong yard to attend the festivities due to working on another ship lol.

iain

lol guvin FTW!!

[Hayley]

Night in with the Mr for me.

Already showed him whos boss in the bedroom and now now about to watch Iron man 2. :thumb:

[hendrix]

playing million pound drop live now and drinking cider haha :thumb:

[Southie]

Just got in from a meal out and a few beers, not pissed before anyone asks lol

[bazil]

buying shoite on ebay that i'll never use lol

[NOV4_SPORT]

buying shoite on ebay that i'll never use lol


Whats new lol lol

[bazil]

no much lol same shoite different room to store it in

[hendrix]

might get the shisha pipe out :)

[Dayle_]

Just got back from tea at the parenting laws, spent a hour on the Nova. Now put my feet up, chilling out with the Mrs with a ice cold beer.

[bazil]

chilling out with with a ice cold beer.

started taht at 4:25 this afternoon lol im pretty worn out now though

[NOV4_SPORT]

lol i ment nothing new for you lol.

iain

[Jack]

big day yesterday though iain, start of a new ship?
Fcukign LOL at that. The intranet had a piece about how Fox cut the first piece of steel for the ship, then further down said how pieces had been being assembled for a few months now. lol bellends


Night in with the Mr for me.

Already showed him whos boss in the bedroom and now now about to watch Iron man 2. :thumb:
I doggied you. lol

[Plug]

might get the shisha pipe out :)

haha mines been out since i finished work lol

[bazil]

Fcukign LOL at that. The intranet had a piece about how Fox cut the first piece of steel for the ship, then further down said how pieces had been being assembled for a few months now. lol bellends




fcuk like they'd let Dr Fox cut the first steel lol

[hendrix]

I doggied you. lol

*snigger*

[Jack]

The guy is a dick anyway. I can say that as I'm not a civil servant any more lol

[hendrix]

just imagine if you were faced with this hahahah

http://americandigest.org/astamp.jpg

[bazil]

The guy is a dick anyway. I can say that as I'm not a civil servant any more lol

i couldnt give a toss about the bloke but he has kept many lads in work in my area for a few years so good on him:thumb:

[Andy]

why did i see only "there is no limit" and instantly thought of......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFd5Cci_pE4

[NOV4_SPORT]

Fcukign LOL at that. The intranet had a piece about how Fox cut the first piece of steel for the ship, then further down said how pieces had been being assembled for a few months now. lol bellends


I doggied you. lol


Dont ask me i only work there, one is well on the way and the other is in the process of being worked on i think lol.

I walk about with my eyes closed most of the time lol

[bazil]

andy id so have pumped her!

[NOV4_SPORT]

why did i see only "there is no limit" and instantly thought of......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFd5Cci_pE4


no no no no, theres no limit..........

You are a legend :thumb:

[Spudly]

why did i see only "there is no limit" and instantly thought of......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFd5Cci_pE4




Because you like me, my good marra, are stuck deep in the 90's lol




Ive just got back in from Andy's after having him do my throttle body on the disastra and are about to crack open a cold one or six as there seem to be way more beers in the fridge than i remembered:d

[88ESR]

Just got back from my youngest son's debut Street Dance performance..:)

Top stuff!!

Wife watching assorted guff on tv..

Me, I'm on here and looking for cars :thumb:

GP quali and Champions League final tomorrow, too :thumb: :thumb:

[Andy]

Because you like me, my good marra, are stuck deep in the 90's lol




Ive just got back in from Andy's after having him do my throttle body on the disastra and are about to crack open a cold one or six as there seem to be way more beers in the fridge than i remembered:d
knobber,shoulda brought em here,we could have got de-coked lol
You can has a thread anyway

[Spudly]

I didnt even know, i thought i only had about three, there seem to be about twenty now:eek:



lol

[hendrix]

spectacled bear lol

[Spudly]

spectacled bear lol




Eywhatnow....?

[hendrix]

million pound drop lol

[Andy]

I didnt even know, i thought i only had about three, there seem to be about twenty now:eek:



lol
"turn around when possible..." lol

[Spudly]

million pound drop lol



I refer to my previous post, eywhatnow...?

[Bubba]

sounds like some epic poop

[Spudly]

sounds like some epic poop



Exactly, i refuse to watch most tv these days as it is actual diarrhoea of the eyes and ears lol

[Bubba]

i might watch me some thunderbirds on youtube =D

[John]

I've just been sanding and priming my stair hand rail. off for a bath now.

[John]

Exactly, i refuse to watch most tv these days as it is actual diarrhoea of the eyes and ears lol

hmmmm davina mcall.

[hendrix]

it on channel 4.
Just wish someone would ring me back, damn it, hate leaving voicemail and getting no reply

[bazil]

well Kat has just told me she went for a sunbed and burnt her ass!

[Spudly]

Hendrix, youre sat at home, ringing gameshows on tv on a friday night, youre either stuck in the 90's or you think youre american, which is it lol





well Kat has just told me she went for a sunbed and burnt her ass!




Well thats probably a hint for you to be a nice likkle bazil and kiss it better for her then silly:p

[Hobbit]

Had a great week shacking up with my new lady Margaret Janet. Just had some chicken chow mein while watching my co workers on the telly :)

[bazil]

SPUD, me thinks slapping it will be more fun lollol

[hendrix]

oh noo the ringing back is for something else. Something I'm looking at getting

[Spudly]

SPUD, me thinks slapping it will be more fun lollol



No wonder she wont allow you to take any pics then LOL lol

[NOV4_SPORT]

No wonder she wont allow you to take any pics then LOL lol

:cool:

[KITTY-KAT]

Im not quite drunk enough yet to let him post a
ymore pics

[Spudly]

Boooo, more rum needed bazil:thumb:

[KITTY-KAT]

NA mate tequilla lol

[Spudly]

Fill 'er up then bazil lol

[bazil]

Fill 'er up then bazil lol

OOOOOO'ERRRRR lollollol

[Mrs Hobbit]

Had a great week shacking up with my new lady Margaret Janet. Just had some chicken chow mein while watching my co workers on the telly :)

Erm, no mention of me playing with your boobs in the bedroom. Rude! :p

[hendrix]

honk honk :)

[Spudly]

Lol @ bazil, and Donna please, no piccies:eek:

[windfreek]

i might watch me some thunderbirds on youtube =D

...and what about Stingray?

[Spudly]

Or captain Scarlet:d

[Bubba]

ive found a dedicated channel with all the thunderbirds episodes uploaded, and both films, thunderbirds are go and thunderbird 6.

also found the complete stingray series uploaded...

not had a look for someone with all the captain scarlets uploaded

[windfreek]

Or captain Scarlet:d

Sir, I see your Captain Scarlet and raise you a Joe90

[hendrix]

joe 90 :)

Bubba....do share ;)

[Mrs Hobbit]

Lol @ bazil, and Donna please, no piccies:eek:

Not even of my boobs? Ok then - you're the boss ;)

[Bubba]

Thunderbirds (http://www.youtube.com/user/equnai)

Stingray (http://www.youtube.com/user/ecxpac)

[Spudly]

Not even of my boobs? Ok then - you're the boss ;)



Damn you, you knows you wouldnt furnish me with anything other than Matts boobs, and oh look :cry: you did:eek:

[Hobbit]

oh lookie at Spuds post count, where is that delete stick...?

:d

[Spudly]

Feck off you, youre only jealous lol

[Hobbit]

but Stuart told me not to spam...

[Spudly]

but Stuart told me not to spam...



Lol just tickle him when you see him and he will be fine:d

[88ESR]

I know it's not night but it is Friday..

Getting this in early..

At a garden centre outdoor play thing with the two maniacs..

..and celebrating the (almost) end of the school holidays :-)

[Jack]

Sat in an empty office in Pompey at the mo listening to Radio 2

[mowgli]

sat trying to work out where to obtain a wheelie bin without being arrested.....

[88ESR]

sat trying to work out where to obtain a wheelie bin without being arrested.....

For refuse purposes or something more sinister?

[Jeff16v]

Sat in an empty office in Pompey at the mo listening to Radio 2

Pompey, Italy! just a day thing?

[Southie]

Sat in a sweaty office, no air-con listening to some 80's music :d

Looking forward to a few beers tonight, for a change lol Spudly and Rich you might get a call later lol

[88ESR]

Sat in a sweaty office, no air-con listening to some 80's music :d

Looking forward to a few beers tonight, for a change lol Spudly and Rich you might get a call later lol

A lot.of sitting going on...

[RossRog]

i'm sat in office also hahaa

trying to plan my weekend

[mowgli]

For refuse purposes or something more sinister?

my soapbox kart racer.... i think a wheelie would make a fantastic front bodywork, and the kids kart i'm getting is similar size for the wheels...

i know a bloke who does the council green waste, and he gets them in in the back of the wagon occasionally.. i'm waiting for a call

[Southie]

A lot.of sitting going on...
It's too warm to dance lol

[Tanya.]

Sat in the garden enjoying the sun with the littlen :d

[scott.parker]

Sat sorting my CV, and filling out online applications, and sending of cover letters with emails to new jobs...

Has lots of **** to do, think a few beers will be needed later too...

Scott

[88ESR]

Back home now..

Having something to eat (sitting, of course) while Maniac the Younger plays on his bike..

Maniac 2 upstairs enjoying the summer heat on. his ps3 with his mate..

Kids!

I'm trying to work out how I can raise £16000 before July so I can bid highest for James Hunt's A35 van at the forthcoming auction at Silverstone....

:-)

[Southie]

Here you go, problem sold lol >LINK (http://kidneykidney.com/)<

Not if your this lad, Steve jobs will be happy though lol >LINK2 (http://www.thevine.com.au/news/current-affairs/news-you-can-use-_-boy-regrets-selling-kidney-to-buy-ipad20110603.aspx)<

[Hobbit]

Sat at Chepstow trying to get rid of 28 tonnes of coke, turns out I'm a day early lol so waiting for the producer to talk to the distributor to see if they can work something out. If not I'll just take it back to bridgwater and let someone else sort it out tomorrow.

[Tanya.]

The sun is blazing, Daniel is asleep so I shall be painting the sills for my car this afternoon :d

[88ESR]

Here you go, problem sold lol >LINK (http://kidneykidney.com/)<

Not if your this lad, Steve jobs will be happy though lol >LINK2 (http://www.thevine.com.au/news/current-affairs/news-you-can-use-_-boy-regrets-selling-kidney-to-buy-ipad20110603.aspx)<

Er, yes...

I mean, no....

[Hayley]

Been to the gym

Now sat on my bum feeling very hot. Going off to work at half 4

[Danb1987]

Sat at work waiting to go home!! Tonight I shall be up at a mates farm while his gparents are away.....

BBQ beer and lots of toys to play with lol lol

[88ESR]

Sat at work waiting to go home!! Tonight I shall be up at a mates farm while his gparents are away.....

BBQ beer and lots of toys to play with lol lol

More sitting!!! :-)

And here's what I was on about earlier:

http://www.silverstoneauctions.com/1967-austin-a-35-van---ex-james-hunt

[mowgli]

Sat at Chepstow trying to get rid of 28 tonnes of coke, turns out I'm a day early lol so waiting for the producer to talk to the distributor to see if they can work something out. If not I'll just take it back to bridgwater and let someone else sort it out tomorrow.

my vote for most illegal sounding post of the year......

[scott.parker]

Well i was going to say something, but i guessed he had intentional worded it to be taken so.. lol

[Hobbit]

Well i was going to say something, but i guessed he had intentional worded it to be taken so.. lol


Well yeah, would be no fun if I wrote, "sat outside an asda distribution centre with 25 pallets of coca cola" lol

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p72/wiggardywoo/utf-8BSU1HMDA3OTgtMjAxMTA2MDMtMTQzNS5qcGc.jpg

[ryansnova]

im in the back gardan having a BBQ and and the sun is melting me lol

[phunkynova]

Going out into Plzen tonight for some of that World famous Pilsner Urquell pivo (beer) well it is brewed here it just would not be wright not to drink it :thumb:.
Ho yer and it's only £1.10 a pint in the bar's here.

[88ESR]

im in the back gardan having a BBQ and and the sun is melting me lol

I know someone who has 28 tonnes of coke, if you're wanting cooled down :-)

[ryansnova]

no thanks mate i dont like coke lol lol

[Southie]

IT'S BEER TIME :d

[Andy]

Been to the gym

Now sat on my bum feeling very hot. Going off to work at half 4
+rep for a fellow gym goer
I went while waiting for my van to get MOT'd this morning
Then went to work in the blazing sun (lovely stuff :) )came home,then i filled the paddling pool up for my little lad to play in while i sat sunbathing drinking lager.
Was peaceful without the lasses lol

[Spudly]

Lol you and Charlie B been having a good one then mr charver, Chance was telling me of your 'mini adventures' the other night lol

[Andy]

Lol you and Charlie B been having a good one then mr charver, Chance was telling me of your 'mini adventures' the other night lol
Yeah he loved it in the pool,then shivered bless him lol
Yeah that was so funny,we,well I absolutely humiliated a gang of tossers in a corsa b,then i killed the exhaust LOL

[Spudly]

Aye i know he said, down the 'enthusiastic de-coking' road lol




Oh and fecking genius on the hairdryer/straighteners thing the other night LOL

:thumb:

[Andy]

Aye i know he said, down the 'enthusiastic de-coking' road lol




Oh and fecking genius on the hairdryer/straighteners thing the other night LOL

:thumb:
Was straighteners,i wouldnt recommend it,i got punched in the face twice for my efforts.
Although it is quite possibly up there with the worst way to anger your mrs lol
I wouldnt mind but i didnt even check if they were plugged in or not!!:tard: :eek:

[scott.parker]

Do divulge? lol

[Spudly]

LMFAO, i refrained from commenting on facetube as fag Mike commented and she REALLY didnt seem overly happy of his 'what a fukkin hero' reply lol




Err twas a little silly to not check if they were plugged in or not though ya plum:p


Do divulge? lol





Andy winds Lynne up...Lynne punches Andy in arm...Andy cuts wire to straighteners...Nice one :0(






lol

[Andy]

Do divulge? lol
Basically,having a row with my mrs and i just couldnt stop laughing so she punched me in my arm,really hard so after she left the room,i grabbed a pair of scissors and chopped through the wire of her hair straighteners,then threw both parts of them at her.Then she punched me 2/3 times in the face and head.
We kissed and made up about half hour later,then i rejoined the wires using crimps and taped it all up real nice for her then turned them on to prove it werent dangerous.The end lol lol lol

[Spudly]

Omfg, you pikey mofo, thats mint, i hope you soldered and heat shrinked and didnt just use two massive choccy blocks lol

[Andy]

nah,just double ended crimped and tape lol
Was gonna twist but thought,no thats a tad bit hobo for 240v lol

[Spudly]

Ya shouldve just put the plug onto the short piece from the straighteners and had the shortest cable evarr on her straighteners lol

[Andy]

I really wasnt in the mood for dikk-arsing around,and i dont think she were lol

[Spudly]

Honestly mate youre as bad as Rob is when it comes to things like that, how on earth you two sre still alive the way you wind up your mrs's its unbeliveable lol

[Jack]

Pompey, Italy! just a day thing?
No, pompey as in Portsmouth lol


Going off to work at half 4
Liar, you were gone by 4 :p

[Bubba]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3fxvL5xnJHA/S84a2UR7kLI/AAAAAAAACVI/n2s9IE_Du1c/s400/funny-pictures-oh-hai-bug.jpg

[scott.parker]

Jesus Andy thats frigging dangerous mate! lol
i couldn't do that to Carrie she would probably turn the scissors on me...!

[Andy]

Jesus Andy thats frigging dangerous mate! lol
i couldn't do that to Carrie she would probably turn the scissors on me...!
I hid the scissors,im not that daft lol

[Southie]

Beer no.5 has been consumed... nearly run out now though, only 5 left :(

[Bubba]

im eatin crumpets

[Spudly]

Six fosters in the freezer, four that have just come out of the freezer by my feet, and eight more in the fridge, you need to learn to control your stocks better mr Souf lol

[Southie]

I was going to ring Spudly but he seems scared of me when I'm drinking :wisewood:

[Spudly]

Nah im just browsing adult materials and dont want to be shaking hands with myself when your ring lol

[Southie]

I feel left out.... errr that sounded so PNG lol

[Spudly]

Lmfao lol

[88ESR]

Catching the end of BGT....

[Spudly]

Catching the end of BGT....




Unlucky dude:cry:

[novalicous]

just been mincing on my van trying to stop things rattling with big wood screws and sticky back foam but it dont seem to have worked so sod it ill turn the music up a bit

gonna have a shower and go to bed 6am start in the morning :(

[John]

just doing a bit of olop pimping.

[Southie]

just doing a bit of olop pimping.
I hope it's not those wheels you were looking at lol

[Hobbit]

Dinner...

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p72/wiggardywoo/utf-8BSU1HMDA3OTktMjAxMTA2MDMtMjAxOC5qcGc.jpg

...done

Beers

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p72/wiggardywoo/utf-8BSU1HMDA4MDQtMjAxMTA2MDMtMjAyNy5qcGc.jpg

...doing

And Donna is getting nice and drunk so gonna abuse her in a bit :wisewood:

[John]

I hope it's not those wheels you were looking at lol

nope still got to collect those! Just fixed the central locking.

[novalicous]

chicken and pineapple
sweet and sour chicken cantonesse style
speciel fried rice
spring rolls

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm nom nom nom

[Hobbit]

chicken and pineapple
sweet and sour chicken cantonesse style
speciel fried rice
spring rolls

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm nom nom nom

close but its a chicken chow mein and you missed the peking duck pancakes :d and beef with chilli and garlic

[Spudly]

Chinky gravy is something outta this world, nice tea youve had there bud, but hasnt Donna had enough exercise with all the dancing she was doing lol




And damn you, im hungry agin now:cry:

[novalicous]

just a big bowl of these for me befor bed

http://mvargasdesigner.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/krave.jpg

[Spudly]

Fook that, ill ring pizza shop and get a pizza sent round in a bit i think lol

[88ESR]

Unlucky dude:cry:

I know :(

And the results show to follow :cry: :cry:

And that's after Coronation Sh*te :cry: :cry: :cry:

[Spudly]

I know :(

And the results show to follow :cry: :cry:

And that's after Coronation Sh*te :cry: :cry: :cry:




Mate you need to google 'axe-murderers-to-go' asap, thats baaaaad times!!!



Im currently sat with my laptop wired to my stereo listening to some of this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmSYAxMllVo&feature=related) and killing plenty of cold beers:thumb:

[Southie]

Beer 8 now :d

[Mike]

Another weekend another set of moulds to make lol

Taking a block to be machined tomorrow mind so not to busy.

[88ESR]

Mate you need to google 'axe-murderers-to-go' asap, thats baaaaad times!!!



Im currently sat with my laptop wired to my stereo listening to some of this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmSYAxMllVo&feature=related) and killing plenty of cold beers:thumb:

And that was after sticking a clutch cable on my next door neighbour's Seicento, which is a lovely little job lol

[Spudly]

Youre unappreciated my friend:cry:

[88ESR]

Youre unappreciated my friend:cry:

I know..

Currently trawling through the Bay, looking for this & that..

Alcohol-free, too lol

[Spudly]

Omg you have actually become fail, im sorry to be the bearer of bad news lol

[Jack]

Hobbit wins rep

I'm currently watching OMG UFOs ZOIKS on BBCsomethingorother

[Southie]

Omg you have actually become fail, im sorry to be the bearer of bad news lol
Don't cheek your elders lol

[Spudly]

Hobbit wins rep


For posting up an epic chinese feast?




Don't cheek your elders lol



Hush you shortass lol

[Jack]

That and then going forth to pork donna after munching his way through the food mountain

[Spudly]

Lmfao lol

[Southie]

Hush you shortass lol
I'm not short, just vertically challenged lol

[88ESR]

Omg you have actually become fail, im sorry to be the bearer of bad news lol

Just thought I'd try and get though the night with a clear head..

After the guff the TV has churned out tonight then I'm inclined to agree with you..

Fail, indeed mate lol lol lol

[Spudly]

I'm not short, just vertically challenged lol




http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR9NaVyckl1bQ-cKG19fSeOPNY2nHlGRLi_qzFUbIEC2hViB-L6

[Lynsey]

Well, being that it was a glorious day, my manager buggered off at 11am to Bath and West Showground on 'cheese business'. We waited for a lorry to come in for 22 pallets but it didn't turn up. I guess that's what happens when customers book their own transport! So,4.30pm Friday afternoon when we should be going home, we had to find space for 22 tonnes of cheese. Using hand trucks. Fabulous! "I don't expect you to stay behind on a beautiful Friday like this", my boss told us over the phone, "just make sure the pallets are all away". lol cheers Disco Dave, we'll be here 'til 6 tonight then!

That's my exercise for the weekend!

Now cider, Corrie and chocolates. Ideal! Dougie is off visiting Mrs.Dougie in Scotland (...again) so I have the house to myself. A one woman slumber party in order I think :thumb:

[Southie]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR9NaVyckl1bQ-cKG19fSeOPNY2nHlGRLi_qzFUbIEC2hViB-L6

I've had my hair cut you cheeky tosspot lol

[Mike]

A one woman slumber party in order I think :thumb:

Can I watch :confused: lol lol

[Spudly]

Dougie is off visiting Mrs.Dougie in Scotland (...again)





Ummmm i thought you were mrs Dougie:confused:






I've had my hair cut you cheeky tosspot lol



Teehee:p

[Lynsey]

lol I guess so... There's a crack in my curtains.



LMAO lol lol lol


Spud, I haven't been for quite a while!

[Southie]

lol I guess so... There's a crack in my curtains. Your beef ones... 18+ here we come (cum) ... lol

[Lynsey]

I'm vegetarian :p

[Mike]

I'm vegetarian :p

Ohhhh noes :( no frying steak or happy gammon for you then......

[Lynsey]

Hahaha I ain't really. I don't think I could do it!

[Mike]

Oh right. Vegetarians + Quorn = pHail.

[scott.parker]

Lynz if you didnt mean his mum, you may have opend your self to flod of even more hormone raging advaces lol

[Lynsey]

I doubt it! Most these guys have been unfortunate enough to see my mush in the flesh. We split up a few months ago but still living together for the time being. So if she goes to PV, I want the low down!

[scott.parker]

****.. sorry to here that, sounds a bit messy..
I take it your not at pv then?
And there will be a line of lads telling you how pretty you are, so stop talking daft!

[Mike]

lol lol lol lol women ehh lol sly buggers lol

[Lynsey]

Thank you Scott but I doubt it!

Mike, I'm not sly!?

I'm not going to PV no, but I will be going to Billing, possibly TVLive and Trax.

[Jack]

I like cheese.

[Spudly]

I like cheese.




As do i, add a burger and a random cat for pure LOL's and we have a winnar lol

[Jack]

A cat made of cheese eating a burger? Thats silly.

[Lynsey]

Hmm. Jacobs Crackers with mine please.

[Spudly]

Oh dear, methinks Jack's been at the sauce again lol

[Southie]

I'll be at Billing but only the Sunday, my first ever Billing btw, Lynz you can show me the action lol

[scott.parker]

Dont knock your self down, i speak the truth, wait an see, i know othets will say the same..
Anyway glad you wont let it put you off the shows etc, i had a simaler thing once after i dated a girl off here years ago...

[Spudly]

Lynz you can show me the action lol




Dude, youre betrothed lol

[Mike]

I'll be at Billing but only the Sunday, my first ever Billing btw, Lynz you can show me the action lol

WTF? Sunday only, your gay!


Mike, I'm not sly!?

No im not saying you are, Im saying women in general are lol theres a kinda difference honest lol lol

[Southie]

Mike, I'm getting a lift in my old Nova that's bad enough tbh lol

[Mike]

Mike, I'm getting a lift in my old Nova that's bad enough tbh lol

Awesome lol lol Im gonna be on the Corsa C UK bit because Im cool & chav & generally street like that :cool:

lol lol lol

[Spudly]

Wtf you traitor, how fecking dare you lol

[Mike]

Wtf you traitor, how fecking dare you lol

lol lol lol as if CoCksUK would be at Billing lol lol Im not allowed on the site anymore either BTW

[Spudly]

lol lol lol as if CoCksUK would be at Billing lol lol Im not allowed on the site anymore either BTW




H'actually, thats a good point, sneaky Mike got one past drunken Spudly lol

[tommy8252]

Bottle no5 gone no6 started, missus in bed and a bit of music on

[Andy]

Im fukkin steaming me lol

[Jack]

Oh dear, methinks Jack's been at the sauce again lol
Ketchup is in the glass bottle variety at the moment, making it too frustrating to get out. Damn you Heinz for tempting me for cheap retroness on products that ultimately turn out to be an annoyance.

If you mean alcohol, I don't drink much any more :(

[Andy]

If you mean alcohol, I don't drink much any more :(
:thumb: I dont to be fair,this is only the 2nd time in 4 weeks ive been kayleyed

[Mike]

If you mean alcohol, I don't drink much any more :(

Same. Probably 5 bottles a month at the most :eek:

[MK999]

I got in about hour and a half ago from a 13 hour shift, ordered pizza and got a large pizza, 10 chicken dipper things and 4 garlic bread for £15 :d Thankyou Quidco lol

Legs are muchly brokened though from the 7 mile ride to and then from work, 13 hour stood on my feet changing a nice round 1000 price labels and walking god knows how far around the store lol

[Mike]

Sucks to be you Mark lol lol

[MK999]

Same. Probably 5 bottles a month at the most :eek:

Whiskey, vodka, absinth, medical or methylated?

[Mike]

Meths mostly lol

[scott.parker]

oh dear, a cosumed 18 cans over the two nights at nats, plus boffer an rich gave out a few carlsburgs, im drinking more then use to these days, i seame to get through 2x 15-20 crates of carling a month

[MK999]

Sucks to be you Mark lol lol

I asked for it to be fair, need some mega monies to straighten out the financials a tad :( £380 in 5 days isn't a bad start.. even if it does mean 52 hours lol

[Andy]

oh dear, a cosumed 18 cans over the two nights at nats, plus boffer an rich gave out a few carlsburgs, im drinking more then use to these days, i seame to get through 2x 15-20 crates of carling a month
This is now gonna turn into a "who has the hardest dad thread" lol lol

[88ESR]

Everyone off to bed leaving me watching an incredibly cool 'Old Grey Whistle Test: Ian Dury & the Blockheads' gig from a lonnnnng time ago...

And still no beer consumed!

[scott.parker]

Feck off, im not boasting by any means, i use to drink loads when i was younger, but curbed it some what, but in this last year is crept back up, i can hadle it on a night, but have a mega hangover some times just after say 6 pints now..

[Andy]

4music with LMFAO for me,i cant take them reprobates seriously with a name like that,its like they were invented on an internet forum

[Andy]

Feck off, im not boasting by any means, i use to drink loads when i was younger, but curbed it some what, but in this last year is crept back up, i can hadle it on a night, but have a mega hangover some times just after say 6 pints now..
Dont get me wrong i wasnt saying you were,i was just waiting for a,"well,thats nowt, i drank 65pints last night and still got up for a 23hour shift" etc lol

[Spudly]

4music with LMFAO for me,i cant take them reprobates seriously with a name like that,its like they were invented on an internet forum



Look up on google how they got that name lol

[Andy]

Look up on google how they got that name lol
i can imagine:roll:

[Spudly]

i can imagine:roll:



Had a quick look but cant find it, apparently one of them text their mum with a suggestion of a name for the band/group, and said mum replied LMFAO, so they used that lol

[Andy]

Had a quick look but cant find it, apparently one of them text their mum with a suggestion of a name for the band/group, and said mum replied LMFAO, so they used that lol
Nuff said,what hope does one have when led by example' like that eh?! lol

[scott.parker]

Watching spartacus blood and sand, borrowed it off my mate gary om bluray
on my phone an only 4 cans, god the women in this are fit!

[Spudly]

Ive not had my tv on once tonight tbf, and it doesnt bother me at all!


Everyone thinks im taking the piss when i say i never watch tv these days, i watch films on dvd and thats it lol

[Andy]

I only watch hollyoaks and docu's,other than that its music for me.

[Spudly]

I had two of our salesmen at work today, looking at me dumbfounded when i told them id never seen 'the apprentice' and i didnt know what it was or what it was about lol

[ryansnova]

i only ever turn my tv on at night to watch family guy and ideal lol

[scott.parker]

I know what it is, but dont have time for all these **** reality shows!

[Spudly]

I know what it is, but dont have time for all these **** reality shows!


Oh i have lots of time to watch them, just id rather piss in a frying pan, chop off my gentlemans sausage and boil it up for my own dinner than watch any of them lol

[MK999]

Ive not had my tv on once tonight tbf, and it doesnt bother me at all!


Everyone thinks im taking the piss when i say i never watch tv these days, i watch films on dvd and thats it lol

I get the same "omg you must have seen..." <insert advert, tv show, etc> ...er nope :p

My mum looked at me weird she said something about Michael Buble losing weight and I said I wouldn't know that's the first time I've ever seen him and I only know it's him because his names in the top corner of this programme lol

(while walking through the front room en route to kitchen for a drink I might add lol

[Andy]

Who the fukk's michael cunnting bubble?

[Spudly]

Ive never seen him, nor heard any of his 'music' thankfully and i pronounce it 'bubble' seems to piss off many people so makes me smile, lol

[MK999]

Who the fukk's michael cunnting bubble?

Some fella that sings, name a song and you're doing better than me though lol

[MK999]

Yeah as per Spudly's post he is not a "bubble" he is a "boo bley" reminds me of hyacinth bu-cke(silent t) tbh lol

[Spudly]

Bollox, its fukkin bubble lol

[Andy]

Bollox, its fukkin bubble lol
Aye same as she (buckay) were one of these...L0l
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR4fdjV5d_NVNWxIK74rJtu0jK6RRP5N Q911niTOr2CcpPSwVneUg

[ryansnova]

lol lol lol ^^

[Spudly]

Aye same as she (buckay) were one of these...L0l
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR4fdjV5d_NVNWxIK74rJtu0jK6RRP5N Q911niTOr2CcpPSwVneUg





Lol now theres an old memory... errr i mean my mates used to do that, i only watched from a distance......







Ive never done a 3.0ltr bottle in a bucket in one go before honest....

[Andy]

Lol now theres an old memory... errr i mean my mates used to do that, i only watched from a distance......







Ive never done a 3.0ltr bottle in a bucket in one go before honest....
Hahaha old shyte lightning 3l ftw,LOL lol
The dont mek em like the used t' lol

[Spudly]

Hahaha old shyte lightning 3l ftw,LOL lol




Nah mate it was 2.0 bottles of 'special red' with 50% extra free lol

[Andy]

Nah mate it was 2.0 bottles of 'special red' with 50% extra free lol
You would of remembered mad dog then wont ya? lol

[Spudly]

You would of remembered mad dog then wont ya? lol



Yeah man, and hooch lol

[Andy]

Yeah man, and hooch lol
Parker!

[Spudly]

Says he who used to sleep on a couch at heroin island lol

[Andy]

you are borderline though lol

[Spudly]

Bollox, i was always a good boy honest:eek: