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saloonwoody
04-02-11, 07:55 PM
jus had a chinese now some smiths then off to bed :)
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to draper again.
lol
jus had a chinese now some smiths then off to bed :)
http://www.gg.rhul.ac.uk/ict4d/water/hygene_clip_image001.jpg
smiths is like dirty water lol
Count Vaux Alot
04-02-11, 08:05 PM
Just destroyed a hole duck with pancakes and im off up the workshop good times!
Night of Ice Road Truckers for me.
danderv
04-02-11, 08:08 PM
Swam a mile,had dinner,kids in bed and sitting on my **** on the computer but no alcohol as on a diet:(
General Baxter
04-02-11, 08:12 PM
im going to bed i dont feel well,
an entre box of frosties and 4 pints of milk :(
Southie
04-02-11, 08:31 PM
Drinking wife beater tonight for a change, raaaaar I'm ten fecking men raaaaar
kevster
04-02-11, 08:42 PM
the mrs is out with her mate's , so im at home on here and kiss is banging out lol
plus workshop hunnting on the net but not havein much luck
best so far 850 month :(
brownbear
04-02-11, 08:49 PM
Just had an Indian, Watching futurama, Gonna bang the new sump n gasket on the 2.9 Engine ready for fitting on Sunday, and then take some more pics of eBay shizzle.
Just destroyed a hole duck with pancakes and im off up the workshop good times!
im hoping you mean whole lol destroying a duck hole might not be legal lol
i been for a ride...its windy, cold and dark....but im sweating like a fat kid in a cake shop.....mmmm cake
im hoping you mean whole lol destroying a duck hole might not be legal lol
i been for a ride...its windy, cold and dark....but im sweating like a fat kid in a cake shop.....mmmm cake
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saloonwoody
04-02-11, 10:03 PM
http://www.gg.rhul.ac.uk/ict4d/water/hygene_clip_image001.jpg
smiths is like dirty water lol
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTRHwKh7X3y_DzehM9thuN1S7MnUtwiT rz8rxPHL98Tgj6hvVCBYQ
I'm sat listening to Guns N' Roses, eating biscuits and watching my belly jiggle around lol
Southie
04-02-11, 10:37 PM
I'm sat listening to Guns N' Roses, eating biscuits and watching my belly jiggle around lol
sigourney weaver eat your heart out lol
sigourney weaver eat your heart out lol
The amount of times I get Alien references lol Used to scare the life outta me!
MK1_Ben
04-02-11, 11:20 PM
My Friday night has consisted of nothing as I have to be up at an unearthly hour in the morning for work. As half the people in the office have a mental breakdown and call the IT techs in (in which I am one) when a pop-up appears on their Computer.
It's also hideously windy and rainy so I can't take the Nova out either, awesome Friday night really! :)
flyin flea
05-02-11, 01:00 AM
Beer > chinese > beer > Night in Strathclyde Park Holiday Inn express! Hamilton Accademicals at 7:30am!
just over 6hrs down... just under 6hrs to go on my night shift. oh doesnt time fly when your sat talking to tw*ts on 999's :roll:
brainsnova
05-02-11, 01:16 AM
Do you ever tell them to get to their beds lol
Not long got back in from my christmas work do lol drunk at the controls ftw lol
Do you ever tell them to get to their beds lol
no but we have an on-going joke to see how many people we can tell to "calm yourself down with a nice cup of tea" its amazing how many people actually agree. Tea solves all :thumb:
Not long got back in from my christmas work do lol drunk at the controls ftw lol
Fook me, your gaff gets that out of the way early dont they lmfao, aint it cool pressing the big red 'BAN' button when drunk, and ooh look you seem to have 'frontlined' the flea too:p
no but we have an on-going joke to see how many people we can tell to "calm yourself down with a nice cup of tea" its amazing how many people actually agree. Tea solves all :thumb:
Can tell Jacks had good influence on you woman lol
im still sober-ish lol
Bollox, even your mum has never seen you sober:p
Bollox, even your mum has never seen you sober:p
she has once, she hit me because she thought i was retarded :cool:
Lies, i dont think youve ever been without a beer long enough to sober up lol
Like the weekend me and Rob came for a cuppa, we had to go for a wander for milk for the tea iirc, and oh look, a pub lol
That was a mint weekend, went for a beer in scunny on the friday night, woke up sunday morning in nottingham:d
lmao, pogo was on about that last night funnily enough - back when you used to reply to my texts :cry:
the trip to hull to your sisters house still raises eyebrows in my local lol
lmao, pogo was on about that last night funnily enough - back when you used to reply to my texts :cry:
You aint text me for a while you puddin, you did get my new number didnt you?
Lol at the trip to my sisters, i was hinting at you earlier that day you shouldve come but you left it till last minute, was a good night though:thumb:
i was perfectly happy having a quiet night in untill pogo started moaning at me lol
57mins from hucknall to sitting on your sisters sofa must be some sort of record tho !!
Bollox, even your mum has never seen you sober:p
cannot....rep :cry:
You aint text me for a while you puddin, you did get my new number didnt you?
you mean,that new one that doesnt ring or recieve texts?? or reply to them?
Southie
05-02-11, 09:20 AM
you mean,that new one that doesnt ring or recieve texts?? or reply to them?
Just like his old one then lol
you mean,that new one that doesnt ring or recieve texts?? or reply to them?
Ive text you a few times from my new number you gibbon, not had a bloody reply though, did you save the right one as there was a mix up by orange when i got it, if youve tried to ring it and not worked you have saved the old one:roll:
bed at 5am with pulp fiction playing, up at 11am when pogo got home, now shes treting me to pub lunch as a thank you for not burning her house down lol
Haha skills man i likes that, i needs to come for a visit to damperland again, its been far too long:cry:
yeah tell me about it, probably best to wait a few months till i get my own gaff tho
Will be a while anyways as im being a skinflint atm so i can fund my cav turbo addiction lol
Ive text you a few times from my new number you gibbon, not had a bloody reply though, did you save the right one as there was a mix up by orange when i got it, if youve tried to ring it and not worked you have saved the old one:roll:
which mucking number have i saved then,infact ive still got the text
"spudlys new number save it and txt it bladee bladee bla
07969118556
Thats what ive been texting and ringing all week??!!
Who's is that then,and thats the number i replied to lol
Like i said, you saved the wrong number you tard, i text you about four times now from my correct number, including about an hour ago:roll:
This is what my sim card was in..
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a36/spudly01/Random%20stuff/IMG-20110205-00031.jpg
So natural assumption made me think it was my number, so sent it out whilst i was setting up my new phone, after people telling me on msn that they had text me, i rang my old phone only to find the number was completely different, so i sent it out again to everyone you plum:p
I never got one til that one you sent an hour ago
LOL at it been in the wrong packet lol
Never mind,least ive actually got it now.
I thought i was been ignored lol
http://www.fabparty.co.uk/acatalog/118-men-fancy-dress-moustaches.jpg
pikey1986
07-02-11, 03:40 PM
ive had a long weekend, being single is fun :) my ex mrs is turning into a right crazy b1tch and is now thinking i was cheating on her with someone from work so i thought feck it and went for a 'few' drinks and ended up on a damper style weekender :cool:
i finished work at 1pm friday and got home at 530am this morning after work, i very nearly had use one of damper's excuses lol
http://www.fabparty.co.uk/acatalog/118-men-fancy-dress-moustaches.jpg
If youve got my number 118, then use it as ive not got yours:p
Hoochie
11-02-11, 09:40 PM
Ok..what's everyone up to??
I'm home alone and bored....................this can only lead to trouble!!....:d
mk1nova_rich
11-02-11, 09:43 PM
Ok..what's everyone up to??
I'm home alone and bored....................this can only lead to trouble!!....:d
Me too..... :p :d run out of Stella :(
Working FTMFL!!!!!!!!!!!! !! ! :(
I'm home alone and bored......
OoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooRly?
I are currently searching the interdweeb for engine build parts lol
Been at work 7 til 7
same again tomorrow
got to pick three drunken women up from a Olly Murs concert a bit later tho :tard::wtf::roll::eek::cry::gay::wall: lol
Count Vaux Alot
11-02-11, 10:11 PM
I've been on a parts collection mission and a fast food eating spree :)
OoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooRly?
I are currently searching the interdweeb for engine build parts lol..
i did that...saw the price of rods and pistons...cried and left ebay
Been out for a pre valentines day meal with him indoors... had some girl on the table next to us with the loudest horsey laugh!!
Now back home watching assault on precinct 13... oh and Jack just farted, not normally an issue but he is eating lots of fruit at the moment so it was really ripe. :cry:
..
i did that...saw the price of rods and pistons...cried and left ebay
Depressing isnt it lol already got the pistons, just need some rods, crank & a bare bones block.
Ok..what's everyone up to??
I'm home alone and bored....................this can only lead to trouble!!....:d
Should you be announcing this on a forum Sturge is also a member of? lol
Bit far for me anyways.... :p
Hoochie
11-02-11, 10:24 PM
Should you be announcing this on a forum Sturge is also a member of? lol
Bit far for me anyways.... :p
lol he finished work almost 5 hours ago, he has the car too, how long does a curry and a pint take??...I'm guessing they're having fun, so i have my vodka and plate of crispy duck rolls...:d
Specify vodka and we can talk lol
pikey1986
12-02-11, 04:27 PM
i was working until 5 and balls deep by half7 this morning and again at half11 :d
Wow just think, in four months this thread will be a year old, i for one am still on the beers and about to take a wander over to the old skool thread for some tuneage to be the soundtrack to my friday night:d
On here (of course)..:)
Looking at a few sites for options to finance a new car..
The wife's watching the usual week night guff: Coronation Street(!), etc...
Eldest Son on |Facebook and being generally stroppy...
That's about it...
well, cos deb got bitten by an insect, we are on the gin & tonics.. malaria is a serious business, and she is taking all the quinine she can, well that was her excuse...
well, cos deb got bitten by an insect, we are on the gin & tonics.. malaria is a serious business, and she is taking all the quinine she can, well that was her excuse...
lol
That's a new one..
I should try that sometime..
its stood us well since our honeymoon in '95...we also ensure the sun is over the yardarm too....
Hoochie
29-04-11, 09:02 PM
Looking for my Bob(cat)he's gone missing......quick coffee then back out.
watching the repeat of the royal wedding.
cats either come back or they simply move house with their adopted families...
wilson_sri
29-04-11, 09:09 PM
Pints!! Not sat down in a proper pub and had a pint and a banter for as long as i can remember. My nights usually involve plenty vodka and lost memories, so this should be a welcome change!
Hoochie
29-04-11, 09:18 PM
cats either come back or they simply move house with their adopted families...
He's only a baby, and never strays from the surrounding gardens,:(
watching the repeat of the royal wedding.
Erm, hope that's because you missed it the first time around ...:eek:
getting blasted.
Some thing dont change.
Erm, hope that's because you missed it the first time around ...:eek:
Had various car related things to do today, so only saw bits and bobs this morning. :)
reevie1987
29-04-11, 09:28 PM
just been over to balleys and had ago in his nova awesum car loving it
Not that I was watching or anything :d
..but Coronation Street had several digs at the Royal Family/Wedding tonight lol
A Will & Kate plate, no less, was broken, DELIBERATELY!!
Just had a chicken kebab, and watched kevin and perry, and seem to be the better side of sixteen cans of fosters, oh dear this isnt going to be good when i get up for work at 6.30am :cry:
You lightweight, I've been drinking all day lol
Ive been taking it easy, only been drinking since four:p
Just had a chicken kebab, and watched kevin and perry, and seem to be the better side of sixteen cans of fosters, oh dear this isnt going to be good when i get up for work at 6.30am :cry:
Just don't go to bed then...
Then you won't have to get up :)
Simples....
i was sensible today.half 6 for me,PM that is.
Although i am pretty slammed now to be fair lol
smeagol65
29-04-11, 11:02 PM
been in skeggyall day checking out the mods and scooters,gave my parka a good airing lol,and took my gsd to beach
It's quietish on here tonight..
You're all Wedding Partyed out, aren't you??? lol
i been in town and had a meal to.. now im home all tipsy :) tomorro watching fast n furious!
Southie
13-05-11, 05:29 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5B0Uauh-3Pc/TS3hHt8cpWI/AAAAAAAAB5A/uoNc8682woc/s1600/its-friday.gif
What you lot up to tonight then :d
Woooooohoooooo, the end of the first five day week in a long while and i think a few chilled beverages are in order tonight, glad ive only got a two day week to come next week lol
Southie
13-05-11, 05:32 PM
I've three beers :(
I've three beers :(
Three more than I've got, working tonight anyway, and skint :(
Ive got seven, one can of stella cidre, and one bottle of bulmers pear, i think i might have to dip into my national weekend fund for some more beers later lol
Southie
13-05-11, 05:36 PM
Also skint so I'll have to make each bottle last the weekend lol
What's that Stella Cider like then, sounds horrid :eek:
I'm off to camp for Japfest, where I shall have lots of cider :D
I'm also curious about the Stella cider, been meaning to buy some.
I've the house to myself so I've already had a shower and put my pyjamas on :thumb: Oven is on for beef stew and dumplings :) and I'm not going to drink any alcohol tonight 'cause I've had a crap time recently and drinking will probably take me to somewhere I don't want to be.
So it'll be a hearty tea, internet browsing and soaps for me then a nice pot of tea, a film and some chocs :) Not very Friday night-ish I know but I'm skint and knackered so it'll do me a bit of good.
Spudly what do you think of that Stella Cidre? I liked it but found it a bit too sweet and couldn't finish the fourth bottle.
LOVE stew and and dumplings!
I'm pretty sure you, pyjamas, beef, tea and chocolate would top a lot of guys friday night plans Lynz lol
I'm pretty sure you, pyjamas, beef, tea and chocolate would top a lot of guys friday night plans Lynz lol
Couldn't sound anymore desperate lol
Couldn't sound anymore desperate lol
Does it make it any better if I add I can't even afford the fuel to Bristol anyways? lol
Does it make it any better if I add I can't even afford the fuel to Bristol anyways? lol
Lol ive heard of people cycling that distance......
Lol ive heard of people cycling that distance......
Now there's a plan!
Work til 8...
Home, food, on here while my wife catches up with the residents of various streets/villages/squares, etc lol
Check Euro lottery, ring Camelot with winning ticket...:thumb:
Wake up..
Then back to work tomorrow..
Great....:(
Check Euro lottery, ring Camelot with winning ticket...:thumb:
Think you've been had on a mickey mouse lottery, they've haven't known where Camelot is for a few years now lol
Think you've been had on a mickey mouse lottery, they've haven't known where Camelot is for a few years now lol
lol
Spudly what do you think of that Stella Cidre? I liked it but found it a bit too sweet and couldn't finish the fourth bottle.
Me quite likes it h'actually, got 16 cans of it last week and they are all gone lol
Oh and its 'CIDRE' not cider you plums :p
Southie
13-05-11, 06:09 PM
I've the house to myself so I've already had a shower and put my pyjamas on :thumb: Oven is on for beef stew and dumplings :) and I'm not going to drink any alcohol tonight 'cause I've had a crap time recently and drinking will probably take me to somewhere I don't want to be.
So it'll be a hearty tea, internet browsing and soaps for me then a nice pot of tea, a film and some chocs :) Not very Friday night-ish I know but I'm skint and knackered so it'll do me a bit of good.
Spudly what do you think of that Stella Cidre? I liked it but found it a bit too sweet and couldn't finish the fourth bottle.
Your not on here enough anymore, we'll all cheer you up Lynz ;)
Pics of pyjamas lol
Perhaps my problem was that it wasn't quite cold enough...
Perhaps my problem was that it wasn't quite cold enough...
Oh it has to be chilled prefectly, they say youre spose to have it with ice like you do magners and the like, but im not one for using ice cubes in my alcohol, it will melt and dilute it, bad times lol
Oh and its 'CIDRE' not cider you plums :p
Is that because as per normal Stella it's a bit stronger than usual and they lost the ability to spell while developing the idea? lol
Possibly but its probably never seen an apple in its life so theyre not allowed to call it cider lol
Southie
13-05-11, 06:15 PM
Oh and its 'CIDRE' not cider you plums :p
Stella plum cidre :eek: lol my spell check changed it :p
Possibly but its probably never seen an apple in its life so theyre not allowed to call it cider lol
I'll stick to Hobbits lol Should have a years supply after nats! (2 kegs) lol
Oh you pedantic git, not its not plum cider:roll:
lol
I'll stick to Hobbits lol Should have a years supply after nats! (2 kegs) lol
LMFAO, two kegs = a years supply wtf, you having one sip a week...????
Southie
13-05-11, 06:21 PM
Oh you pedantic git, not its not plum cider:roll:
lol
LMFAO, two kegs = a years supply wtf, you having one sip a week...????
Keggs and eggs comes to mind with him needing to drink more than tea for a change Spud lol
http://www.meetin.org/files/events/74664.jpg
LMFAO, two kegs = a years supply wtf, you having one sip a week...????
Don't be silly, I'd be tipsy every week at that rate, few sips every few weeks lol
Your not on here enough anymore, we'll all cheer you up Lynz ;)
Pics of pyjamas lol
Yeah I know, cheers :) I come on for a look but haven't had much to say, whch isn't like me at all! I'm feeling much happier already :d
Pyjamas... No! lol
Don't be silly, I'd be tipsy every week at that rate, few sips every few weeks lol
My word lad you fail at 'man' one of mine will be gone in less than two days, you should try it sometime it makes you go blind the next morning, its ace lol
Lynz see how good for you this place is, come on and join in (ooh-err) more often :d
i havent drank for a fortnight now.
Been hammering the gym and eating decent
And now im off debt collecting and for a krooze on le seafront lol
Dont forget to stop off at Oasis for a milky coffee, i hear theyre sublime from there :d
indeed they are lol
Its got a new site now err next door to the old spot.It aint the same anymore
Oh aye last time i went past it was closed and didnt know if they were refurbing or rebuilding, its all gone modern down marine drive now then:cry:
My word lad you fail at 'man' one of mine will be gone in less than two days, you should try it sometime it makes you go blind the next morning, its ace lol
I fail at spending £100 on a night out too, also ace lol
No wonder you aint got any funds for nats if you spend £100 notes on a night out, gone are the days where i would happily do that, thank fook!
Working from 8 tonight to 6 tomorrow morning :( and then on gritting standby this weekend too
Meh got some time off soon though
No wonder you aint got any funds for nats if you spend £100 notes on a night out, gone are the days where i would happily do that, thank fook!
Fail at as in, predrink and a tenner sees me out lol I don't have any cash because I spend £500/month on food and rent and live on student loan and what little I earn over summer :p
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So it'll be a hearty tea, internet browsing and soaps for me then a nice pot of tea, a film and some chocs :) Not very Friday night-ish I know but I'm skint and knackered so it'll do me a bit of good.
I shall be joining you (not literally lol) pyjamas, soaps and some good old relaxing! :)
Southie
13-05-11, 07:20 PM
Found £3 in my jonny pocket, so off for some more beer lol
Found £3 in my jonny pocket, so off for some more beer lol
johnny cash is meant for those special occasions... i hope the beer is worth it.
Southie
13-05-11, 09:05 PM
johnny cash is meant for those special occasions... i hope the beer is worth it.
It was, isn't he a country singer lol
well, there is a coincidental link, but johnny cash is what you must keep in case you get lucky with a person you might need to shag.
Southie
13-05-11, 09:17 PM
well, there is a coincidental link, but johnny cash is what you must keep in case you get lucky with a person you might need to shag.
Well I bought the beers, so the wife might get lucky lol
Enjoy yourself Tanya :)
Does anyone know the name of those hoop earrings which have a small removable part and the whole thing is the same girth?
Crap explination but I don't know how to describe them better :s
Does anyone know the name of those hoop earrings which have a small removable part and the whole thing is the same girth?
Slapper disco rings?
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT3LBq0F4zrervw-ClwrZ81E4HyrO1R0IdI4BHgGXSlUx7ZS07e???????????
No no, they're only small the ones I'm asking about. They just don't have that skinny little bar that goes through your ear, it's the same width the whole way round but a little section of it can be removed to put it through your ear then you put it back in and it's a continuous circle.
Southie
13-05-11, 09:28 PM
Enjoy yourself Tanya :)
Does anyone know the name of those hoop earrings which have a small removable part and the whole thing is the same girth?
Crap explination but I don't know how to describe them better :s
Huggy earrings.
Gen up Lynz as I've no idea lol >LINK (http://www.tititudorancea.com/z/earring.htm)<
No no, they're only small the ones I'm asking about. They just don't have that skinny little bar that goes through your ear, it's the same width the whole way round but a little section of it can be removed to put it through your ear then you put it back in and it's a continuous circle.
Its not an ear ring your on about by any remote chance lol lol lol
Thanks Southie, I'll have a read but can't find any photos of what I meant.
Mike, maybe they're not meant for ears but I reckon they are!
Mike, maybe they're not meant for ears but I reckon they are!
lol well to me they just sound like generic ear rings :S circular, little clippy bit to attach to lobe, same diameter across its circumference :confused:
Southie
13-05-11, 09:37 PM
Its not an ear ring your on about by any remote chance lol lol lol
Make some carbon ones Mike, it will be a new scene for the cruising girl massif lol
Make some carbon ones Mike, it will be a new scene for the cruising girl massif lol
Nah, carbon fibre dinning set :cool:
Southie
13-05-11, 09:44 PM
Nah, carbon fibre dinning set :cool:
Carbon kitchens, that's the future ;)
Southie
13-05-11, 09:45 PM
Ok, I give up!
Does it matter lol
Does anything???
Mike please can you make me some of these? Well, when I say make I mean trim some tiny thin offcuts so that I can superglue them on myself...
http://www.nailease.com/
Does anything???
Mike please can you make me some of these? Well, when I say make I mean trim some tiny thin offcuts so that I can superglue them on myself...
http://www.nailease.com/
What the hell are they :confused:
Anyway, youd have to come round here, so I can err, fit them :p lol lol lol
Carbon kitchens, that's the future ;)
LMFAO!! Ive got an awesome plan for a carbon chopping board for when I move out again but I cant find an epoxy resin hard enough to take constant abuse without scratching after a while :(
Just little strips of carbon fibre which pull the nail up to stop it curving in and becoming ingrown. They're expensive for what they are though. Me and superglue, we don't get on too well. You'd end up stuck to my foot...
I cant really see how they'd actually work (going on the info in that link)?? How thin is thin, like 0.5mm? 0.3mm?
Just little strips of carbon fibre which pull the nail up to stop it curving in and becoming ingrown. They're expensive for what they are though. Me and superglue, we don't get on too well. You'd end up stuck to my foot...
lynz, not one to point out the obvious, but how can you even see your feet??
I still want a carbon fibre spork :( the wife expressed an interest in carbon fibre false nails, high gloss finish though lol
I think a carbon fibre pint glass would be a winnar, an indestructible drinking iron:d
Nah, carbon fibre dinning set :cool:
Win! :cool:
Edit: Lynz?:
http://www.indiasilver.com/ProductImages/080409/silver-earring-e249.jpg
lynz, not one to point out the obvious, but how can you even see your feet??
She's not Chelsea Charms Mowgli.
no, lynz has real ones.
:thumb:
Feels like I've never been away lol
I stub my toes ALL THE TIME! The constant trauma has caused ingrown toenails and they hurt.
No, they're not the earrings but don't worry about it I'll ask at the tattoo place tomorrow, they should know.
Everyone's Friday night going well then? Nowt on the box... Sky is crap!
Just little strips of carbon fibre which pull the nail up to stop it curving in and becoming ingrown. They're expensive for what they are though. Me and superglue, we don't get on too well. You'd end up stuck to my foot...
Use bog roll, fold it up then use a nail file to push/pack it under the nail. Lifts it away from the skim meaning it wont ingrow. i've done it for years and it works.
I was gonna say cut a v in the middle of the nail. The nail then grows up evenly or summat and the ingowing toe nail disapears.
At least my grannie told me that and when I tried it, it worked
Feels like I've never been away lol
I stub my toes ALL THE TIME! The constant trauma has caused ingrown toenails and they hurt.
No, they're not the earrings but don't worry about it I'll ask at the tattoo place tomorrow, they should know.
Everyone's Friday night going well then? Nowt on the box... Sky is crap!
Sky is always crap just lately lol
I stub my toes ALL THE TIME!
Yous need to be more careful & you might not have ingrowing nails lol
Thanks Benn, I will try it but isn't that a slight contradiction? If it worked you shouldn't have to do it for years lol They're sore, sore, sore!
Andy- I'll give anything a try and grannies usually get things right :thumb: ta!
I got really angry at work yesterday and went to town on a megabin. I punched it a few times but still felt well ****ed off so I kicked it reall, really hard and it was full and felt like I'd kicked a brick wall :( so I punched it a few more times then ****ted the door on my way out. Now my toe is well fooked and my knuckles are still all swollen. Next time I'll breath slowly count to ten.
Are you one of those butch dykes but in disguise or something???
lynz, get some toecapped boots from lidl.. about £16. get some a size too big & some woolly socks. then go & kick fook out of something without risk of toe damage.
I bet the bin looks like **** though lol
Thanks Benn, I will try it but isn't that a slight contradiction? If it worked you shouldn't have to do it for years lol They're sore, sore, sore!
I got really angry at work yesterday and went to town on a megabin. I punched it a few times but still felt well ****ed off so I kicked it reall, really hard and it was full and felt like I'd kicked a brick wall :( so I punched it a few more times then ****ted the door on my way out. Now my toe is well fooked and my knuckles are still all swollen. Next time I'll breath slowly count to ten.
Ok what i mean is it stops them ingrowing. Leave it out for a while and they start to again. My nails just wanna grow down and in...
Try golf, it really re-leaves stress puning the ball around.
No I'm not Mike but my manager can really be a cock at times and if it weren't a megabin it'd have to be his face. Or the van driver's. Grrr!
Mowgli- I have steel toecap shoes but we have to wear white ones for work so they supply them. Mine are well too small though so I wear my trainers, my 'go faster shoes'. I'll take your advice though and keep it in the little filing cabinet in my mind :)
I was hactually being sarky Lynz lol lol but I get the idea lol
i bet it is one of your best fantasies mike.....
i bet it is one of your best fantasies mike.....
Well now you mention it lol lol lol lol
I'll try it :thumb: The toenail hints and tips I mean, not the golf*. I would end up cracking someone across the head with the golf stick/cue/club whatever it's called. Then there's the balls...
I'm a peaceful person most of the time but there's just a handful of people who really wind me up.
The bin was a destroyed at the top but fine at the bottom where it had 'backup'. It did have a tonne of cheese in it though lol
EDIT- *Or the acting butch dykish for Mike's benefit!
Seems you came out on top despite being the underdog, who would have thought the loser would be the one announced as "and in the left corner, weighing in at 2,200 lbs..."lol
Mike is that why you go for Lee? Somewhere in between male and female? lol
I'll try it :thumb: The toenail hints and tips I mean, not the golf*. I would end up cracking someone across the head with the golf stick/cue/club whatever it's called. Then there's the balls...
I'm a peaceful person most of the time but there's just a handful of people who really wind me up.
The bin was a destroyed at the top but fine at the bottom where it had 'backup'. It did have a tonne of cheese in it though lol
EDIT- *Or the acting butch dykish for Mike's benefit!
hahaha and you said balls.
Why the funk was the bin full of cheese?
Well... I work at a dairy. The megabins are just MASSIVE cardboard boxes that we store stuff in. They're taller than me and wider too. I can't find a photo of one but they're not actual bins.
Them earrings I was on about... They're called segment rings.
http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=segment+rings&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a#q=segment+rings&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbo=u&tbs=shop:1&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wf&fp=d63da3053c718ce4&biw=1280&bih=620
Just in case anyone else had a sleepless night trying to find what I meant.
What? You didn't? Just me then! lol
I spent the last 24 hours trying to stop my innards - which appear to have turned into some nice liquified goop - from finding the quickest possible exit from my body, wherever that may be.
Currently sat watching Kevin wind people up about how much they're spending on their houses whilst eating soup
i got 2 bottles of rattler speed chilling in the freezer, and 10 cans of bow...sounds like a weeks worth to me lmao
and im watching Thunderbirds on youtube :/
I spent the last 24 hours trying to stop my innards - which appear to have turned into some nice liquified goop - from finding the quickest possible exit from my body, wherever that may be.
Currently sat watching Kevin wind people up about how much they're spending on their houses whilst eating soup
ewww, not good :(
saloonwoody
14-05-11, 08:49 PM
gettin beer'd up ......... the end :)
Danb1987
14-05-11, 08:53 PM
I'm contemplating wether to go out or not! Or get the lamps out and take the shafts out the Corsa lol lol
My wife is annoyingly flicking between Eurovision :( and Britains got (no)Talent :( ..
I'm on here, ebay, gumtree, Allegro owners forum (naturally)..
Shouldn't this be on the Saturday Night thread though?
Currently sat watching Kevin wind people up about how much they're spending on their houses whilst eating soup
jack, i can't imagine a single person has ever spent money on their house whilst eating soup.... its just too messy
Im vacum bagging stuffs :(
I've just pierced my ears, twice each side. Blood everywhere...
I've just pierced my ears, twice each side. Blood everywhere...
:eek:
What? You didn't? Just me then! lol
No but I was clueless as to how they worked which always bugs me, curiosity satisfied now lol
I thought I'd better return with the goods. Couldn't leave you unsatisfied!
I thought I'd better return with the goods. Couldn't leave you unsatisfied!
Understood and noted for later ;) lol
Starting to sober up afer my trip to the cider farm so making chocolate cake for the wife.
Them earrings I was on about... They're called segment rings.
http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=segment+rings&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a#q=segment+rings&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbo=u&tbs=shop:1&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wf&fp=d63da3053c718ce4&biw=1280&bih=620
Just in case anyone else had a sleepless night trying to find what I meant.
What? You didn't? Just me then! lol
Oh them..lol i have one in my nipple..lol
:p
I haven't the guts to pierce my own nipples.
:p
I haven't the guts to pierce my own nipples.
you simply can't improve some things
lol you're daft!
I wouldn't dare put a needle near them...
Someone I know was told she couldn't get her lip pierced, so she did it herself... She's very literal lol
my sis in law said she was going to get her tongue pierced, is said 'wha da ya warn da tha fur' she didn't understand what i was on about till she tried to speak afterwards....
edit. i did pierce my lip myself once... it involved a 2lb ball pein hammer & new front teeth...
my sis in law said she was going to get her tongue pierced, is said 'wha da ya warn da tha fur' she didn't understand what i was on about till she tried to speak afterwards....
Only lasts between a few hours and couple of days depending how long it takes you to get used to it though :p
she is from bicester... she still sounds like scary spice.
:p
I haven't the guts to pierce my own nipples.
Girls should never have it done.
You pierced your own lip?
Benn I agree, mine are staying untouched.
You pierced your own lip?
i did.
i was trying to fit a towbar to an old peugeot pickup & one bolt wasnt going in, so i belted it one with the hammer.... the hammer bounced back & took my front teeth out thru my top lip.. it was long before they were trendy, and effing well hurt
One of my ex's had a nip done. Did not like :(
One of my ex's had a nip done. Did not like :(
why/ did you get some goatee hair caught in it?
That sounds sore! I once fell into the road and smashed my front tooth and the one next to it into pieces :( that's the price of underage drinking though I guess!
That sounds sore! I once fell into the road and smashed my front tooth and the one next to it into pieces :( that's the price of underage drinking though I guess!
you were lucky... i was sober
I got back to my 'mate's' house, who had earlier filled a WKD bottle with gin and told me to down it, "it's only 5%". I was already hammered so that just pushed me over the edge. Then she made me a black coffee, the nerve was hanging out of the bottom of my remaining stub and the coffee was boiling hot so ended up spat everywhere. I woke up in the morning with a mouthful of blood and went to look in the mirror. It felt like a punch in the stomach. I looked like a right rum bugger!
The thought of hammer to mouth is making me feel a little ill actually :( poor you!
I got back to my 'mate's' house, who had earlier filled a WKD bottle with gin and told me to down it, "it's only 5%". I was already hammered so that just pushed me over the edge. Then she made me a black coffee, the nerve was hanging out of the bottom of my remaining stub and the coffee was boiling hot so ended up spat everywhere. I woke up in the morning with a mouthful of blood and went to look in the mirror. It felt like a punch in the stomach. I looked like a right rum bugger!
The thought of hammer to mouth is making me feel a little ill actually :( poor you!
lynz, we've missed you! lol :)
Aww, thank you. I've missed you guys too :)
I was only 14 at the time... I didn't even like WK-*******-D!
So I make cake...
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p72/wiggardywoo/cake.jpg
and Mrs Hobbit goes to bed saying its too late for cake :wall: oh well, better crack open the chocs she got for her Bday lol
Aww very good Mr! I'm impressed :thumb:
nom :) cake looks great, but now i'm hungry lol :thumb:
So I make cake...
how much posted?
lol
You pierced your own lip?
Benn I agree, mine are staying untouched.
I did not, said person I know, that I mentioned 3 times as "someone I know" or "She" did... How quickly did you skim read that? lol
mk1nova_rich
15-05-11, 01:52 AM
So I make cake...
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p72/wiggardywoo/cake.jpg
When are you taking orders for Nats??
When are you taking orders for Nats??
yes he is, but only for dodgy farmhouse scrumpy....
I've just pierced my ears, twice each side. Blood everywhere...
**** that :tard:
Benn I agree, mine are staying untouched.
Good girl, its best.
One of my ex's had a nip done. Did not like :(
Same, she had both done. I didn't like it at all.
I had both mine done, but one got "pulled" out one night while drunk..
And not in a good way.
Good girl, its best.
Same, she had both done. I didn't like it at all.
I had both mine done, but one got "pulled" out one night while drunk..
And not in a good way.
Eek :eek: Sounds painful!
I love getting piercings done but would never go for nips!
**** that :tard:
It's a good job Dougie isn't here, he'd have confiscated all the sharps!
lynz... thats not what they mean by self abuse.
yes he is, but only for dodgy farmhouse scrumpy....
There's nothing dodgy about my scrumpy! They assured me yesterday on the tour that they no longer put dead rats and donkey poo in the scrumpy :eek:
oh, they must use the modern method then.. start it brewing by chucking a dead cockerel into the vat.
Eek :eek: Sounds painful!
I love getting piercings done but would never go for nips!
It was, but the fence didn't feel a thing...
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Just spent the day moving house !
Nova is in it's new larger home :)
The lady want to unpack but beers and sofa sounds better to me lol
:thumb: Friday again, so soon? Have a good one ladies and gents :)
Southie
20-05-11, 06:39 PM
mmmmmmmm beer, that is all.
Pizza and cider for me ;)
off to a wedding pissup.....but i'm driving:(
mmmmmmmm beer, that is all.
Stop blowing cash on beer and buy another nova :d
by the law of averages, if you buy enough beer cans, you will actually end up with a whole nova...
soufie......going for my second one now lol
Edd.......sofa and beer is much better, tell the good lady that you must relax on the first night in the new house for a good karma balance for the home lol
lynz.............have a great night too
I agree, Friday night should be chilling on the sofa and having some beers and cuddles in your new place and unpack tomorrow.
Bazil I ain't doing much... Too skint for anything mainly but also knackered from a bloody hard week at work. Ah well, practice what I preach and chill on the sofa with a few ciders it is then :thumb: Only I don't get the cuddles anymore. Hmph.
Southie
20-05-11, 07:20 PM
Bazil.. Beer 4 for me lol
Edd.. Never lol
lol i'll play catch up, going for number 3 now
Southie
20-05-11, 07:30 PM
lol i'll play catch up, going for number 3 now
I've 11 left in the fridge but they've to last the weekend... hopefully lol
Just back with the two maniacs after their street dancing class..
Then Asda..
Then on here and various other car forums..
What an exciting Friday, eh???
Southie
20-05-11, 07:37 PM
Other forums oooooof, tell me which are worth going on than here you madman lol
Lynz needs cuddles, I suggest a PNG group hug :d
Other forums oooooof, tell me which are worth going on than here you madman lol
Lynz needs cuddles, I suggest a PNG group hug :d
To be honest, none are as full of banter/humour, as PNG..
However, I do like my Fiats, Austins, Talbots, Vivas, etc..
So it keeps me busy :-)
Southie
20-05-11, 07:58 PM
So in general 80's rotboxes lol
Any pictures of your previous 80's classics then?
Just me and you then Southie, thaks for the thought though!
Southie
20-05-11, 08:22 PM
Just me and you then Southie, thaks for the thought though!
Well as everyone is at the PNG Nationals I'd thought I'd keep you company :cuddletastic: lol
Thank youuu :)
Jeez, this place is quiet without that bunch of gob****es!!
Southie
20-05-11, 09:39 PM
I'm still here but failing lol 7 beers in now so off to bed, the clan seem to be a little preoccupied with having fun in a field drinking tea if MK999 has anything to do with it lol
Southie
20-05-11, 09:41 PM
I am in a field. Cold.
Cuddle the nearest to you and say it's from me lol
Mk1nova_Rich likes cougars btw so your up his street lol
And me :) woohoo we finally have a group hug!
Southie
20-05-11, 09:45 PM
Lynz he's cold and lonely the poor lad, it must be boring at the meet if he's logged on here lol
Royston
20-05-11, 09:46 PM
I'm all packed for tomorrow, SR cleaned, should be there mid afternoon, looking forward to it a bit of chill time and a catch up;)
I'm not bored, I just came on to randomly ban people lol
Southie
20-05-11, 09:49 PM
I'm not bored, I just came on to randomly ban people lol
........ whistle time .........
Have fun Mr Jack and the rest of the clan :thumb:
So in general 80's rotboxes lol
Any pictures of your previous 80's classics then?
So I'm finally back!
Asda took ages, then had to find room to put all the stuff..
Quick bite to eat..
Wife playing catch-up on BBC3 with Kn*benders..lol
Haven't had time to root amongst any other forums..
Probably skip between here and the Viva Owners forum..
(Potential HA Van for sale locally)...
And that's it so far: No beer, no party, etc....:thumb:
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