Word Association 2.

[wisewood]

through the winter

[mikeoxford]

. The winter was

[wisewood]

dark and sinister

[mikeoxford]

, making cars crash

[wisewood]

left right &centre

[mikeoxford]

. Wisewood the great

[wisewood]

man of 2003 :lol:

[Cara]

in his dreams

[mikeoxford]

increased hat size

[wisewood]

by 13 sizes

[Ben (lurk75)]

only small then

[Chris LR]

somebody farted loudly

[frillip]

we all laffed

[Ben (lurk75)]

roger the rabbit

[mikeoxford]

stank of brocoli

[Ben (lurk75)]

flavour monster munch

[mikeoxford]

. David dikenson bought

[Ben (lurk75)]

what the fcuk

[whitey]

I think we should make them rhyme from now! Will make it a lot more harder! Make em keep sense though!

What the fcuk.....


....giant fukin truck

[frillip]

with no luck

[Anton]

my big duck

[Mr Dan]

you fat schmuck.

(ryhming is pretty rubbish)

[whitey]

This is poo

[Chris LR]

but who cares

[Tilly]

nobody but chris_lr

[Chris LR]

who is he?

[frillip]

a strange man

[wisewood]

who's from wolverhampton

[frillip]

he flew to

[mikeoxford]

the big apple

[frillip]

which was red

[Tilly]

and full of

[wisewood]

SWEET APPLE JUICES

[mikesri]

to see some

[whitey]

Big yellow melons

[Ben (lurk75)]

up yer arse

[Chris LR]

along with some

[Neil.]

KFC and mango

[Chris LR]

flavoured tooth paste

[Ben (lurk75)]

on a lambretta

[Tilly]

flavoured pitta bread

[wisewood]

with mayo and

[Ben (lurk75)]

deep fried snails

[wisewood]

in a salty

[Ben (lurk75)]

used c*ck sack

[wisewood]

which wasn't nice

[Ben (lurk75)]

due to periods

[wisewood]

of violent sickness

[Ben (lurk75)]

on the titanic

(well saved wisewood)

[wisewood]

as it sank




(i thought so mate :D)

[Ben (lurk75)]

full of seamen

[Chris LR]

and sea women

[Mr Dan]

who were trying

[Chris LR]

to get off

[Mr Dan]

with each other

[Chris LR]

and captain birdseye

[Mr Dan]

who looks like

[Chris LR]

:wisewood: becasue he

[Mr Dan]

likes feeding children

[Ben (lurk75)]

up with chocolate

[Chris LR]

so that he

[wisewood]

can look thinner

[Chris LR]

but shit happens

[wisewood]

quite frequently for

[Chris LR]

certain members of

[wisewood]

the novaload community

[Chris LR]

becasue they often

[wisewood]

saturate their fats

[Chris LR]

which can only

[wisewood]

do them harm.

[Tilly]

What happend next........

[Anton]

was very strange

[Tilly]

u r strange

[Anton]

but wise is stranger (4!)

[wisewood]

because he likes

[Chris LR]

to dress as

[wisewood]

a hungry hippo

[Chris LR]

'pretty in pink'

[Cara]

matching his eyeshadow

[wisewood]

which discuises his

[Alex]

bionic eye implants

[wisewood]

from pound land

[Chris LR]

which is where[/i]

[Mr Dan]

a man called

[Chris LR]

The Reverend was

[wisewood]

talking complete jibberish

[Chris LR]

whilst trying to

[wisewood]

DO KUNG FU

[Chris LR]

upside down in

[wisewood]

PINK BALLET SHOES

[Chris LR]

which didn't fit

[wisewood]

size 11 feet

[Chris LR]

because they smelt

[wisewood]

like english roses

[Chris LR]

surrounded by manure

[wisewood]

flavoured walkers crisps

[Chris LR]

which didn't taste

[wisewood]

anything like beef

[Chris LR]

and onion, but

[Tilly]

Smelly prawn cocktail

[wisewood]

which is horrible!!!

[Chris LR]

making fingers smell

[Chris LR]

very tasty and

[Cara]

yummy to suck

[Chris LR]

in between meals

[wisewood]

or in bed

[whitey]

whilst you play

[wisewood]

with your partners

[Cara]

pink fluffy handcuffs

[wisewood]

attached to your

[Cara]

fingers an toes

[wisewood]

while you are

[frillip]

playing with a

[jatinder]

big pink banjo

[frillip]

which was placed

[whitey]

in her tight

[Chris LR]

clenched fists becasue

[frillip]

she thought that

[Chris LR]

wisewood wanted her

[frillip]

to touch his

[Chris LR]

large over-inflated

[frillip]

rubber to which

[Chris LR]

he is attched

[frillip]

to by his.....

[Chris LR]

big stretchy finger

[kinky nova]

which was then

[frillip]

which pointed at

[kinky nova]

anton's very smelly.......

[mikeoxford]

big inflated belly

[frillip]

just like mikes

[kinky nova]

fat hippo george

[frillip]

which was pink

[kinky nova]

and covered in

[jatinder]

WD40 which helped

[whitey]

slide in the

[kinky nova]

22inch dildo belonging

[mikeoxford]

to frillips milkman

[whitey]

who raced him

[match]

in a modified

[mikeoxford]

, performance enhanced milkfloat

[match]

with tripple nitrous

[mikeoxford]

in pint bottles

[match]

running 2149bhp powered by (i no its 1 word too many!)

[jatinder]

semi skimed milk

[wisewood]

and some stilton.

[mikeoxford]

the bottles churned

[wisewood]

out some juice

[mikeoxford]

injected into the

[wisewood]

LEFT TESTICLE OF

[mikeoxford]

mr phillip jordan

[wisewood]

who IS gay

[mikeoxford]

with the milkman

[wisewood]

and slips him

[mikeoxford]

a christmas bonus

[wisewood]

which was a

[mikeoxford]

absoutely amazing

[Chris LR]

way to celebrate

[mikeoxford]

coming out of

[Chris LR]

a 30mph zone

[mikeoxford]

with his trousers

[Chris LR]

on his head

[mikeoxford]

after having a

[Chris LR]

restraining order put

[mikeoxford]

on his inflatable

[Chris LR]

rubber girlfriend who

[mikeoxford]

wont be impressed

[Chris LR]

with the size

[mikeoxford]

of his incredibly

[Chris LR]

tiny action man

[wisewood]

or his overinflated

[Chris LR]

sense of importance

[jatinder]

which helps him

[mikeoxford]

feel like a

[jatinder]

little girl, which

[1389cc sri]

takes it up

[Tilly]

the road and

[kinky nova]

meets up with

[jatinder]

try to park

[1389cc sri]

vertically beside an

[Chris LR]

local village pub

[Mel]

and drank beer

[Tilly]

and had a

[Chris LR]

bag of best

[Tilly]

herbal tea that

[Mel]

made him shiver

[Chris LR]

went down like

[wisewood]

with delight and

[Tilly]

cause it had

[jatinder]

an 18" attachment

[Chris LR]

with a retractable

[whitey]

pink and fluffy

[jatinder]

feather duster, that

[Chris LR]

was used in

[mikeoxford]

frillips milkmans milkfloat

[jatinder]

from which he

[mikeoxford]

nailed a scooby

[whitey]

and lost-his milkload

[jatinder]

and grovvy hat

[mikeoxford]

whilst wheel spinning

[Chris LR]

all day long

[whitey]

over pikeys faces

[mikeoxford]

. A reliant robin

[whitey]

with a 6litre

[Chris LR]

drinks cooler and

[mikeoxford]

neon washer jets

[jatinder]

1.3 cvh engine

[whitey]

and wooden skirts

[jatinder]

and neon washers

[whitey]

which wehave twice

[Neil.]

incase 1set brakes

[jatinder]

and fake reardisks

[whitey]

speaking of brakes

[Neil.]

whitey brake danced

[whitey]

in a minefield

[frillip]

then he found

[mikeoxford]

a big banana

[frillip]

which a monkey

[mikeoxford]

ate with custard

[frillip]

he then puked

[mikeoxford]

up carrots randomly

[frillip]

he then ate

[mikeoxford]

antons big willy

[frillip]

in one go

[mikeoxford]

after that he

[frillip]

jumped on wisewoods

[mikeoxford]

renault clio bonnet

[frillip]

then dumped his

[mikeoxford]

monkey wearing trousers

[frillip]

on someones head

[mikeoxford]

after having a

[frillip]

long shower in

[mikeoxford]

the corner of

[frillip]

a padded cell

[mikeoxford]

which he was

[frillip]

locked in because

[mikeoxford]

he was a

[frillip]

just like phil

[mikeoxford]

which meant he

[frillip]

like to balance

[mikeoxford]

on a big

[frillip]

big round object

[mikeoxford]

shaped like a

[frillip]

funny shaped person

[mikeoxford]

by the name

[frillip]

of mike oxford

[mikeoxford]

:lol:

. phillip jordan was

[nova_chix]

bout to swing

[mikeoxford]

his y-fronts round

[nova_chix]

then slapped them

[mikeoxford]

around wisewoods face