Word Association 2.

[Anton]

on the way2

[frillip]

a romantic meal

[jatinder]

at macdonalds, then

[wisewood]

wisewood killed mike

[Anton]

by painfully chopping

[wisewood]

off his fingers

[Anton]

Meanwhile Mike and

[wisewood]

Anton were doing

[Anton]

antons stupid coursework

[wisewood]

which was boring

[Anton]

so woody decided

[wisewood]

to entertain them

[Alex]

by bringing out

[wisewood]

his highly trained

[Alex]

and rather randy

[wisewood]

collection of camels

[Alex]

whose humps were

[wisewood]

big and juicy

[frillip]

,plump and round

[wisewood]

and filled with

[frillip]

thick and creamy

[wisewood]

strawberry flavoured yoghurt

[frillip]

which was oozing

[Anton]

with creamy goodness

[frillip]

out of wisewoods

[Anton]

1984 rusty fridge

[frillip]

.He then bought

[Mr Dan]

a small rabbit

[Tilly]

from NL hq

[frillip]

it had AIDS

[Mr Dan]

because it had

[Anton]

sex with a

[frillip]

oversized duck in

[Anton]

philips back garden

[frillip]

he killed them

[Anton]

with small pebbles

[Alex]

which were taken

[frillip]

from antons garden

[Anton]

which was nice

[frillip]

small and shiney

[Chris LR]

like Anton's head

[Anton]

Chris decided he

[Anton]

needed to enlarge

[Chris LR]

his engine size

[Anton]

among other things

[Chris LR]

which don't exsist

[Anton]

cos of the operation (4 words :o )

[Chris LR]

which took place

[Anton]

2 remove his

[Chris LR]

money from his pocket (4 - I don't care)

[Chris S]

because he is

[Chris LR]

saving up for

[Anton]

tilly's nekkid photos

[Chris LR]

so he can

[Anton]

start a porn website (oh whoops 4 again)

[Chris LR]

for all to see (I think we should change it to four!)

[Anton]

ok from now on its 4 then :D

much like the photo

[Chris LR]

which has been declared

[jatinder]

dirty by christina aguilera

(had to look at the album to find out how to
spell her name the dirty bitch!)

[Chris LR]

who is best friends

[frillip]

with mike and phil

[Chris LR]

in their wildest dreams

[frillip]

this may be true

[Chris LR]

and it is, so

[frillip]

go sit on your

[Chris LR]

Nice SR Seats, Meanwhile

[frillip]

mike \/\/anked off a

[Chris LR]

a little bit in

[frillip]

college, he also \/\/anked

[Chris LR]

behind the bike sheds

[match]

a small, limp 3 legged goat until.........

[frillip]

it shot its load

[Chris LR]

he woke up and

[match]

found that

[frillip]

he was a woman

[match]

with a 3rd nipple

[Chris LR]

so he went to

[match]

the doctors and asked

[Chris LR]

for a Large fries

[match]

and some ketchup 4 the extra nipple

[Chris LR]

so that he cud (4 words!)

[Nova1.6]

breast feed the hamburger

[Chris LR]

and it's extra cheese

[match]

which was taken from

[Chris LR]

:wisewood: 's cheesy grin, so

[Nova1.6]

andy's cheesey rim

[Chris LR]

sparkled like goldern pieces

[match]

of stale, crispy...

[Nova1.6]

golden grahem nugget

[Chris S]

because of all

[frillip]

commotion in thepark

[jatinder]

about him sexually harassing

[ade]

George Michael in bogs

[Chris S]

and interfereing with dogs,

[Nova1.6]

and OAP's and

[Cara]

kevs sheep called

[Nova1.6]

NEIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chris S]

So wot about

[Mr Dan]

the colour of

[Chris S]

the bottom of

[Mr Dan]

kev's sheep Neil

[Cara]

full of gangreen

[Nova1.6]

, it is pink

[Mr Dan]

and has a

[Nova1.6]

bee sting areal

[Mr Dan]

mounted on it's

[Nova1.6]

right testicle. Ronald McDonald's

[Chris S]

doen't like his own

[Nova1.6]

cum filled buggers

[Chris S]

because of all

[Nova1.6]

the years of

[Chris S]

constant and arratic

[Chris LR]

backwards bum sandwiching with

[Chris S]

me and J-Lo

[Chris LR]

and her pet rabbit

[Nova1.6]

called ben afleck

[Chris S]

who jacked off in

[Cara]

micheal barrymores pool

[Nova1.6]

, mathew kelly and

[wisewood]

wisewoods uncle Kev

[Nova1.6]

made sweet potatoe pie

[frillip]

in my nice

[mikeoxford]

nice new oven

[frillip]

between tillys legs :lol: :lol:

[Nova1.6]

which smells like

[Chris S]

a thousand roses, but

[Mr Dan]

every time the

[wisewood]

phone rang she

[Tilly]

shit a brick

[Chris S]

which made her

[wisewood]

most uncomfortable sometimes

[Tilly]

Tilly decided 2

[wisewood]

wear a nappy

[Tilly]

but it made

[Tilly]

get Nappy Rash

[wisewood]

and sore bits

[Chris S]

then she decided

[Anton]

2 use cream

[Nova1.6]

, the whipped kind

[Cara]

to remove her

[wisewood]

mass of pubes

[Nova1.6]

fluffy spikey muff

[Cara]

with neils teeth

[Chris LR]

which were sharp

[Nova1.6]

as he filed them

[wisewood]

every single day


(THREE WORDS REMEMBER!!!)

[Nova1.6]

. Andy, cara, tilly

[Chris LR]

,Neil and Anton

[Tilly]

chris-sr, micky and kev

[Chris LR]

left Chris_sr out of

[Nova1.6]

the 10,000,000 million share

[Chris LR]

of dog turds

[Nova1.6]

made by alex

[Chris LR]

in his shed

[Nova1.6]

at the bottom of the garden

(we're the poddington peas)

[Chris LR]

with all the

[Nova1.6]

poddington pea's, their

[Chris LR]

was sleepy and

[Nova1.6]

grump and dopey

[Tilly]

renamed himself nova 1.6 aka dopey and Sheep Dip

[Chris LR]

and wisewood too

[wisewood]

, big headed git

[mikeoxford]

, but he is

[Chris LR]

(truth at last) who decided to

[mikeoxford]

munch sheeps banana

[Chris LR]

whilst holding onto

[Nova1.6]

cara's love handles

[mikeoxford]

"harder" he cried! :lol:

[Chris LR]

'deeper' she cried

[frillip]

faster she cried

[Chris LR]

and then she

[mikeoxford]

siwtched the vibrator

[Chris LR]

to super speed

[mikeoxford]

up her ass,

[Anton]

buzz buzz buzz

[mikeoxford]

went her ringpiece

[Chris LR]

as did her

[wisewood]

front door bell







**KEEP IT CLEAN OR I'LL HAVE TO DELETE IT**
the person in question could take offence to this.

[mikeoxford]

:lol: LMAO at this thread

. DING DONG it

[frillip]

it shouted loudly

[mikeoxford]

(a front door bell shouts?)


. ET went home

[frillip]

(thought id add summink weird to it)

in his dustbin

[mikeoxford]

havin dialed a

(hhmmm idea - dominoes pizza for tea!) *pats himself on back*

[Tilly]

local council depot

[Nova1.6]

(haha this post is getting well funny!)

of hookers for

[frillip]

blind old men

[wisewood]

with strong equipment

[Tilly]

to keep them

[Cara]

busy whilst they're

[Tilly]

hard on the

[jatinder]

viagra, but the

[jatinder]

it is now!

[mikeoxford]

. Phils hormones were

[frillip]

running rather wild

[mikeoxford]

over wisewoods carrot

[frillip]

which was purple

[wisewood]

with red spots.

[frillip]

just like mikes

[Anton]

pet hippo george

[frillip]

,and mate zippy

[Anton]

who liked beans

[frillip]

on toast with

[Anton]

sage + onion stuffing

[jatinder]

with a hint

[mikeoxford]

of knob cheese

[frillip]

and ball sweat

[mikeoxford]

. WHSmith sold a

[frillip]

nova calender which

[mikeoxford]

buy1 get 1free!

[frillip]

like in hmv

[frillip]

and fat hooker

[mikeoxford]

. Burger king burgers

[frillip]

tasted like shite

[mikeoxford]

compared to sheep

[frillip]

that mike likes

[mikeoxford]

up the ass


(mike meaning me?) gits :twisted:

[frillip]

he puts his

[mikeoxford]

hat on. Iraq

[frillip]

sent over a

[mikeoxford]

pen!s shaped missile

[frillip]

to tony blair.

[Tilly]

as it arrived

[wisewood]

it vibrated rapidly

[frillip]

and shook the

[mikeoxford]

cob webs off

[frillip]

a grannys fanny

[mikeoxford]

aka chez blair

[frillip]

the dirty hooker

[mikeoxford]

. Sadam Hussein donated

[frillip]

a nuclear missle

[mikeoxford]

towards the centre

[frillip]

of his country

[Tilly]

it landed just

[wisewood]

short of Baghdad

[Anton]

everything turned orange

[frillip]

like david dickenson

[linzTDI]

when he was

[wisewood]

fleecing old ladies

[Anton]

and growing mullets

[mikeoxford]

from nasal hair.

[Cara]

After playing tennis

[linzTDI]

with Andre Agassi

(phaaaw)

[sammychick]

wisewood was tired

[wisewood]

and fell asleep

[Cara]

micky woke him

[linzTDI]

in same bed

[wisewood]

with a kipper

[linzTDI]

on his head

[wisewood]

like a hat

[mikeoxford]

keeping him warm