so why havent we had sex yet?

[large_steve182]

could prove a fun game.
on msn or any other IM thing you use. say hello to like 4-5 girls at random. which ever is the first to reply. say to her

"so honestly, why havent we had sex yet"

then post the conversation on here so we can all have a giggle.

[Rich]

I dont have girls on my msn list :(

[meritlover]

i tried it and ended up in bed with them all.
(not at the same time)

just proves that everyone wants a piece of the meritlover ;)

xxxxxxxxxxxxx

[Dod]

Erm, I was one of them as well. :confused:

[Spudly]

i tried it and ended up in bed with them all.
(not at the same time)

just proves that everyone wants a piece of the meritlover ;)

xxxxxxxxxxxxx


^^^^^^^Here endeth the lesson lol



Might have to give this a go as you cant get slapped in the face over then net:thumb:

[Plug]

^^

then you woke up hey thumb

PMSL lol lol lol

[Adam]

This sounds a great game :confused:

[Spudly]

SRIsh just got pwned in chat lol

<novaSRIsh> so heather, honsetly, why havent we had sex yet?
<Spudly> damn you
<OnlyAngelzFall> coz ur gay
<OnlyAngelzFall> =P
<Dod> LMFBO!!

[NovaLad]

- ●|{2}OO(9}**{B}{A}{R}{T}{O}{N}**{2}OO{9}|● says: So why havn't we had sex yet?

- Tιffαηуу says: cos u havent come to see me lol

- ●|{2}OO(9}**{B}{A}{R}{T}{O}{N}**{2}OO{9}|● says: I'm coming to see you tonight.

- Tιffαηуу says: go for it lol

- ●|{2}OO(9}**{B}{A}{R}{T}{O}{N}**{2}OO{9}|● says: I'm not paying you.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

That was as far as i got before the rest of the convo turned to ''l o l'' all the time.

Well that killed 5 mins of my life...

[Spudly]

Possibly the comment of "im not paying you" put her off as you shoulda called her bluff and gone round ya goon lol

[Dod]

novalads Gonna Loose His Virginity!!!

[NovaLad]

Nah she knows i'm good for it. lol

[onlyangelzfall]

SRIsh just got pwned in chat lol

<novaSRIsh> so heather, honsetly, why havent we had sex yet?
<Spudly> damn you
<OnlyAngelzFall> coz ur gay
<OnlyAngelzFall> =P
<Dod> LMFBO!!

LOL poor nova. lol

[Spudly]

novalads Gonna Loose His Virginity!!!


No he aint he has blown it by my guess lol

[Asa-James]

do i fail then?

[NovaLad]

novalads Gonna Loose His Virginity!!!
OMG... You're like the funniest!!!!

http://www.brittanauction.com/images/tumbleweed.gif (http://www.brittanauction.com/images/tumbleweed.gif)

[Dod]

I know. :)

[marc novataken]

i fancy a go but the only girl online at the min is my missus sister an i dont think i got the bottle lol

[Adam]

lol /\

She might say yes ;)

[marc novataken]

thats what im scared of lol

[AlexW]

Only person on atm is my ex so.......

[Cle]

Only person on atm is my ex so.......

Nothing to lose then lol

[Martin]

Right i'll be back ina sec lol

[Rickyb]

lol @ this thread.

[AlexW]

well:

********AW*06....**********Alex!**** Woo**** says:
hi
Steph says:
hello
********AW*********06....**********Alex!**** Woo**** says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
Steph says:
hmmmm, think it has somthing to do with not being together anymore, and in the past i was just awesome
********AW*********06....**********Alex!**** Woo**** says:
dont think so
Steph says:
ok bye

and offline :s

[Martin]

-RLC..❤ I see you in the club; You gettin' down good ; I wanna get with you! says:
Hiyaaa
- M a r t ii n (",) Not On For Long, Checking Emails, Then Replying, Then Bed says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
-RLC..❤ I see you in the club; You gettin' down good ; I wanna get with you! says:
dont know
- M a r t ii n (",) Not On For Long, Checking Emails, Then Replying, Then Bed says:
thats not good isit
-RLC..❤ I see you in the club; You gettin' down good ; I wanna get with you! says:
true

-----------------------------------------------------------------------
- M a r t ii n (",) Not On For Long, Checking Emails, Then Replying, Then Bed says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
Ad says:
get round my place and we can sort it out
- M a r t ii n (",) Not On For Long, Checking Emails, Then Replying, Then Bed says:
On my way

-------------------------------------------------------------------------
J£$$ICA!!! says:
hello
- M a r t ii n (",) Not On For Long, Checking Emails, Then Replying, Then Bed says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
J£$$ICA!!! says:
wat
- M a r t ii n (",) Not On For Long, Checking Emails, Then Replying, Then Bed says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
J£$$ICA!!! says:
wat
- M a r t ii n (",) Not On For Long, Checking Emails, Then Replying, Then Bed says:
Why havent we had sex yet? Its obvs you liek me?
J£$$ICA!!! says:
ohhh u gay ha ha


The Rest online are Family so you got no chance lol

[Adam]

well:

********AW*06....**********Alex!**** Woo**** says:
hi
Steph says:
hello
********AW*********06....**********Alex!**** Woo**** says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
Steph says:
hmmmm, think it has somthing to do with not being together anymore, and in the past i was just awesome
********AW*********06....**********Alex!**** Woo**** says:
dont think so
Steph says:
ok bye

and offline :s

FPMSL lol lol lol

[Riggy]

lol no females online on my msn , how **** haha

[AlexW]

lol no females online on my msn , how Gay am i haha

Corrected for you lol :p

[draper]

i fancy a go but the only girl online at the min is my missus sister an i dont think i got the bottle lol

whats her addy lol

[Riggy]

Corrected for you lol :p

PMSL well rexy is on but he dont count hahaha

[MyNovaSr]

I want to play but my girlfriend deleted the girls from my msn :cry:

damn this game :wtf:

[calibra-keith]

I want to play but my girlfriend deleted the girls from my msn :cry:

damn this game :wtf:

slap her one lol

[Spudly]

well:

********AW*06....**********Alex!**** Woo**** says:
hi
Steph says:
hello
********AW*********06....**********Alex!**** Woo**** says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
Steph says:
hmmmm, think it has somthing to do with not being together anymore, and in the past i was just awesome
********AW*********06....**********Alex!**** Woo**** says:
dont think so
Steph says:
ok bye

and offline :s



Bigheaded bitch lol

Aint been on my msn so i shall have a looksee............

[onlyangelzfall]

I want to play but my girlfriend deleted the girls from my msn :cry:

damn this game :wtf:

*shakes her head* .. you're under the thumb aren't you? letting her Delete them.... tut tut

[Spudly]

*shakes her head* .. you're under the thumb aren't you? letting her Delete them.... tut tut


I used my exes laptop once before and she managed to retrieve my password and deleted all of my girl contacts so i have not many otherwise id play lol

[onlyangelzfall]

I used my exes laptop once before and she managed to retrieve my password and deleted all of my girl contacts so i have not many otherwise id play lol

so many bitter girls... where do you pick them up EH!!!!! ... *shakes her head*

[Andy]

so many bitter girls... where do you pick them up EH!!!!! ... *shakes her head*
Bitter,and quite blatantly insecure too:roll:

[onlyangelzfall]

Bitter,and quite blatantly insecure too:roll:

obviously. girls are generally silly... i dont get them haha

[Spudly]

All the ones ive ever met are silly if you wanna describe it lightly and definately insecure:eek:

[onlyangelzfall]

but to be fair spud, its not only girls that can be insecure. Guys can be just as bad >.<

[Spudly]

Im not though thats what confuddled me lol

[L14MNP]

WTF lol 5 pages and the OP is LS182. Porn/girls/tits/girls/dodgy pics must be the content.

[Sloth]

roflmao at this. i was gonna do it but the only lady on my msn is my cousin.

[Spudly]

^^And its legal, btw she local and fit by any chance?

[VXandy]

Andy . . . hmmm, coffee time! says:
hey, so how come we've not had sex yet?
Hayley says:
what you meen
Andy . . . hmmm, coffee time! says:
how come we've not had sex yet?
Hayley says:
i have
Andy . . . hmmm, coffee time! says:
no i mean me and you
Hayley says:
oh i duno

Then went offline . . . How ruuude!

[onlyangelzfall]

LOL. oh dear ... Lol

[VXandy]

LOL. oh dear ... Lol

Do you have MSN?

[Sloth]

yes, but we ait allowed it. spud shes 18, and if i wasnt her cousin, she'd "do me." her words not mine.

[onlyangelzfall]

Do you have MSN?

i dont give it out =P like sloth said hahaha:D

[Spudly]

yes, but we ait allowed it. spud shes 18, and if i wasnt her cousin, she'd "do me." her words not mine.



Addy or fonenumber required please bud:thumb:

[Sloth]

heather your either a tease, or a very hansome man. spud, shes got a fella atm, ill pm ya bout it....

[onlyangelzfall]

heather your either a tease, or a very hansome man. spud, shes got a fella atm, ill pm ya bout it....

Lol, im neither...im jsut difficult

[VXandy]

I'd like a PM about it too:thumb:

[Spudly]

Lol is this the horny singles thread lmao!

[VXandy]

HAHA :D it may aswell be lol

[VXandy]

Lol is this the horny singles thread lmao!

You missed a bit out, the horny, lonely singles threadlol

[Novaboi_1991]

lmfao, this thread is wickid,

lol

no ladiez online at the moment, but il do it tomorrow lmao :)

[Sloth]

ha ha its all good. my ahm special friend is back on weds. so its all goooooood!

[burgo]

get in :cool:


burgo says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
Chloé says:
lol have you been drinking
Chloé says:
coz you havent invited me, got me into your room and laid me on the bed and basically taken my clothes off

[mowgli]

I just can't wait for somebody to meet up to find they are going to shag a forklift truck driver called derek......

[meritlover]

I just can't wait for somebody to meet up to find they are going to shag a forklift truck driver called derek......

sorry Mowgli, thats just not my thing

[Spudly]

get in :cool:


burgo says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
Chloé says:
lol have you been drinking
Chloé says:
coz you havent invited me, got me into your room and laid me on the bed and basically taken my clothes off



I hope you proceeded to go and meet this one then luke:thumb:

[FUSION X16XE]

lol this thread is a classic!!!!!

..FUSION...ENTERTAINMENT... Supportin The Up And Cummin UK House And Garage Flava... says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
- Amy Louise Mitchell x says:
haha maybe becus ive ha a bf
..FUSION...ENTERTAINMENT... Supportin The Up And Cummin UK House And Garage Flava... says:
if u didnt?
- Amy Louise Mitchell x says:
i would consider ;)

.

..FUSION...ENTERTAINMENT... Supportin The Up And Cummin UK House And Garage Flava... says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
Zoey...x Stop Dreaming, Start Living.. says:
lol
Zoey...x Stop Dreaming, Start Living.. says:
wishin?

.

..FUSION...ENTERTAINMENT... Supportin The Up And Cummin UK House And Garage Flava... says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
Samantha says:
we ave ?

lol more to follow.....

[FUSION X16XE]

lmfao

..FUSION...ENTERTAINMENT... Supportin The Up And Cummin UK House And Garage Flava... says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
-x-Cassie-x... says:
im christian

[mowgli]

lmfao

..FUSION...ENTERTAINMENT... Supportin The Up And Cummin UK House And Garage Flava... says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
-x-Cassie-x... says:
im christian


for gods sake, ask her if she's heard of the missionary position!!!!!!!!

[trackdaynova]

Olz says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
Razorjack says:
i was going to ask you the same thing earlier
Olz says:
well ?
Razorjack says:
well i'm kinda involved with someone at the moment
Olz says:
so ? i'm married
Razorjack says:
fantastic, stick your car keys in the bowl and we'll go from there


Olz says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
Stuart says:
because you said you had a rash
Olz says:
well I do... but still, why?
Stuart says:
because your cock isnt long enough to get from yours to mine.... as much as you tell me it is

[brainsnova]

maybe its cassies brother christian

[Stuart]

lol

[ash anderson]

Ash.... . CLARE If Bits Arnt Breaking On Your Car It Aint Fast Enough 2009 says:
hello
«3.VιCKЄЧ ВΛВЧ.«3 says:
assl
«3.VιCKЄЧ ВΛВЧ.«3 says:
asl
Ash.... . CLARE If Bits Arnt Breaking On Your Car It Aint Fast Enough 2009 says:
why havnt we had sex yet?
«3.VιCKЄЧ ВΛВЧ.«3 says:
pardon
Ash.... . CLARE If Bits Arnt Breaking On Your Car It Aint Fast Enough 2009 says:
why havnt we had sex yet?
«3.VιCKЄЧ ВΛВЧ.«3 says:
uve gt a gf
Ash.... . CLARE If Bits Arnt Breaking On Your Car It Aint Fast Enough 2009 says:
how do you know?
Ash.... . CLARE If Bits Arnt Breaking On Your Car It Aint Fast Enough 2009 says:
so why havnt we had sex yet?
«3.VιCKЄЧ ВΛВЧ.«3 says:
r u crazy
Ash.... . CLARE If Bits Arnt Breaking On Your Car It Aint Fast Enough 2009 says:
no, i just woud like to know why we have not had sexual intercourse together
«3.VιCKЄЧ ВΛВЧ.«3 says:
because i dnt know u
Ash.... . CLARE If Bits Arnt Breaking On Your Car It Aint Fast Enough 2009 says:
if you did?
«3.VιCKЄЧ ВΛВЧ.«3 says:
duno


-------------------


Amaaziing Nyte!!!...HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!....X says:
hey
Ash.... . CLARE If Bits Arnt Breaking On Your Car It Aint Fast Enough 2009 says:
so why havnt we had sex yet?
Amaaziing Nyte!!!...HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!....X says:
we wud have to met first
Ash.... . CLARE If Bits Arnt Breaking On Your Car It Aint Fast Enough 2009 says:
shall we?
Amaaziing Nyte!!!...HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!....X says:
sure
Ash.... . CLARE If Bits Arnt Breaking On Your Car It Aint Fast Enough 2009 says:
when?
Ash.... . CLARE If Bits Arnt Breaking On Your Car It Aint Fast Enough 2009 says:
does that mean we will have sex?
Amaaziing Nyte!!!...HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!....X says:
maybe

[Stuart]

ahem, I believe i was propositioned by someone else...

[Jack]

ahem, I believe i was propositioned by someone else...
:gay:

[Spudly]

Olz says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
Razorjack says:
i was going to ask you the same thing earlier
Olz says:
well ?
Razorjack says:
well i'm kinda involved with someone at the moment
Olz says:
so ? i'm married
Razorjack says:
fantastic, stick your car keys in the bowl and we'll go from there


Olz says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
Stuart says:
because you said you had a rash
Olz says:
well I do... but still, why?
Stuart says:
because your cock isnt long enough to get from yours to mine.... as much as you tell me it is


Omfg thats piss funny ive just choked on my jack that im drinking, ooh that sounds wrong ive just choked on jack:roll:lol



Btw more rep your way olly lol

[Martin]

this thread gets me into trouble..



- M a r t ii n (",) - is fighting a loosing battle... says:
hey
Amber. says:
Hey hey
- M a r t ii n (",) - is fighting a loosing battle... says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
Amber. says:
Wtf?
- M a r t ii n (",) - is fighting a loosing battle... says:
why havent we had sex yet
Amber. says:
Why would we?
- M a r t ii n (",) - is fighting a loosing battle... says:
coz your a girl and im a boy.. its wat we do..
Amber. says:
Hmm
- M a r t ii n (",) - is fighting a loosing battle... says:
no?
Amber. says:
Nah



------------------------------------------------------


- M a r t ii n (",) - is fighting a loosing battle... says:
hey
Grace ... 11 Days Yeyyy says:
hey
- M a r t ii n (",) - is fighting a loosing battle... says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
Grace ... 11 Days Yeyyy says:
what the hell
- M a r t ii n (",) - is fighting a loosing battle... says:
wel..?
- M a r t ii n (",) - is fighting a loosing battle... says:
hello?

went offline.

----------------------------------



- M a r t ii n (",) - is fighting a loosing battle... says:
hey
- 'L υ ¢ у; says:
hiaa
- M a r t ii n (",) - is fighting a loosing battle... says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet

- 'L υ ¢ у; says:
(confused face)
- M a r t ii n (",) - is fighting a loosing battle... says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet

- 'L υ ¢ у; says:
hmm

[Martin]

- M a r t ii n (",) - is fighting a loosing battle... says:
heyy
<Alex>...womanizer... says:
hey
- M a r t ii n (",) - is fighting a loosing battle... says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
<Alex>...womanizer... says:
what!
<Alex>...womanizer... says:
because i hvnt seen you yet
- M a r t ii n (",) - is fighting a loosing battle... says:
well come to mine then
<Alex>...womanizer... says:
well i cant?

[AlexW]

*******AW*********06....**********Alex!**** Needs To Be Cheerd up**** says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet?
*9mil a one man band says:
because your dick can't reach far enough?
********AW*********06....**********Alex!**** Needs To Be Cheerd up**** says:
lol sure it could lol
*9mil a one man band says:
lol
this don't sound like alex
********AW*********06....**********Alex!**** Needs To Be Cheerd up**** says:
lol

Safe ^

AW*********06....**********Alex!**** Needs To Be Cheerd up**** says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet?
♥(L)ღ..νι¢куу ℓυνιη ¢няιѕѕу...ღ(L)♥.... :Dlove thiss boyy loadss :P says:
:S wah
********AW*********06....**********Alex!**** Needs To Be Cheerd up**** says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet?
♥(L)ღ..νι¢куу ℓυνιη ¢няιѕѕу...ღ(L)♥.... :Dlove thiss boyy loadss :P says:
coz ye dnt live anywher neermelol and wer matess(N)

^Now not talking :(

********AW*********06....**********Alex!**** Needs To Be Cheerd up**** says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet?
R.I !!* -~Beth~- *R.I !! says:
waa
dunno

^Im now deleted lol

********AW*********06....**********Alex!**** Needs To Be Cheerd up**** says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet?
**Sammy!** says:
What was that this morning then?
********AW*********06....**********Alex!**** Needs To Be Cheerd up**** says:
GOOD question, i was still half asleep.
**Sammy!** says:
I thought so, better luck next time

^Thats the misses

[Novaboi_1991]

F1pcs - Joe says:
lo
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
Ernie says:
because i would probably break your nose
F1pcs - Joe says:
lmao,
your house , 5 mins lol
Ernie says:
release the hounds
F1pcs - Joe says:
you like involving dogs too?
lol
Ernie says:
they like sausage and im not on about cocktale ones
F1pcs - Joe says:
eeewww, lol
so, 5 mins ur house ? we on? lol
Ernie says:
no i dont think so.
F1pcs - Joe says:
ah
maybe anotha time eh
Ernie says:
as in **** off

[Dod]

The more I read this Thread, the more I need to install MSN on the missus's PC.

[Novaboi_1991]

lmffao,

[Dod]

Laugh my Fat ****ing ass off?

[burgo]

Laura (Loopy) says:
hiya
burgo says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
Laura (Loopy) says:
????
burgo says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
Laura (Loopy) says:
what the **** u on about
burgo says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
Laura (Loopy) says:
luke stop being knob



burgo says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
sarah says:
how rude, what sort of is that
burgo says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
sarah says:
i thought u didnt want it
burgo says:
hmmm but so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
sarah says:
hahahaha i dont think im talking to u luke
sarah says:
i think its ur brother using ur pc
burgo says:
no its not
sarah says:
then ring me if its not



thing is ive had both of them already lol

[Novaboi_1991]

noo laugh my ****ing fat ass off! lol

[large_steve182]

me paul says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
Иιcolα"Wιlsoи says:
You Are Now Offically Gay!

(she told her big sister i said that, which is ironic as i was trying to get fired into her big sister but failed miserably)

paul says:
hey
Lauren says:
hii
paul says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
Lauren says:
haha wtf old paul is back

paul says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
victoreeeee says:
because
paul says:
because?
victoreeeee says:
i havent seen u
paul says:
if you had?

paul says:
hey
[c=6]Lauren_xo^ [/c=39] says:
hey
paul says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
[c=6]Lauren_xo^ [/c=39] says:
wtf? ive never met you!

[draper]

paul says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
victoreeeee says:
because
paul says:
because?
victoreeeee says:
i havent seen u
paul says:
if you had?



she obviously said no after that, otherwise youd of posted the whole convo ;)

[large_steve182]

nop she didnt say anything at all after that haha

[AlexW]

********AW*********06....**********Alex!**** Needs To Be Cheerd up**** says:
so why honesty why havnt we had sex? lol
Andy . . . hmmm, coffee time! (C) says:
i think the fact that your a fella doesn't help, and seriously you do live a fair bit away if i was that way inclined!
********AW*********06....**********Alex!**** Needs To Be Cheerd up**** says:
lol

Short and sweet

[VXandy]

He wants me for my body thats all . . . I dont want to be used . . . i want to be loved ;)

[AlexW]

^^ lol

[mayhem]

the only girl online at the moment i already had sex with a few weeks back

[VXandy]

the only girl online at the moment i already had sex with a few weeks back

Ask her if she wants another shot at it then!:thumb:

[Martin]

- M a r t ii n (",) - is fighting a loosing battle... says:
hey
Amylicious! says:
hi
- M a r t ii n (",) - is fighting a loosing battle... says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
Amylicious! says:
honestly sort it out
- M a r t ii n (",) - is fighting a loosing battle... says:
sort what out? us having sex?
Amylicious! says:
erm no
- M a r t ii n (",) - is fighting a loosing battle... says:
oh.. ok
Amylicious! says:
hahah!

[mayhem]

if i do my best i proabadly could make that happen...

(she has a boyfriend for about 3 years) rofl

[Martin]

- M a r t ii n (",) - is fighting a loosing battle... says:
hewy
KαѕнαRσѕє says:
heyyy you okayy?
- M a r t ii n (",) - is fighting a loosing battle... says:
yeah you?
KαѕнαRσѕє says:
yes thanks and gdgd
KαѕнαRσѕє says:
You been kickboxing this week?
- M a r t ii n (",) - is fighting a loosing battle... says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
KαѕнαRσѕє says:
When does it reopen ?
- M a r t ii n (",) - is fighting a loosing battle... says:
monday
KαѕнαRσѕє says:
okayy
- M a r t ii n (",) - is fighting a loosing battle... says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
KαѕнαRσѕє says:
coz ur to old
- M a r t ii n (",) - is fighting a loosing battle... says:
if i wasnt?
KαѕнαRσѕє says:
i dnt no
KαѕнαRσѕє says:
why u asking ?
- M a r t ii n (",) - is fighting a loosing battle... says:
i duno


Lol gonna get my **** kicked monday

[Martin]

Lol i just got asked this from a lass i asked earlier..

Grace ... 11 Days Yeyyy says:
hu the hell was on yur msn early
- M a r t ii n (",) - is fighting a loosing battle... says:
me why?
Grace ... 11 Days Yeyyy says:
ohright

[Martin]

another, god this is adictive

- M a r t ii n (",) - is fighting a loosing battle... says:
heye
✰...Stupiid Twaaatt...[[2009-Ravverrr Babbey]] ✰ says:
easy
- M a r t ii n (",) - is fighting a loosing battle... says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
✰...Stupiid Twaaatt...[[2009-Ravverrr Babbey]] ✰ says:
i duno
- M a r t ii n (",) - is fighting a loosing battle... says:
your no good.. you cuming round?
✰...Stupiid Twaaatt...[[2009-Ravverrr Babbey]] ✰ says:
when
- M a r t ii n (",) - is fighting a loosing battle... says:
tonight?
✰...Stupiid Twaaatt...[[2009-Ravverrr Babbey]] ✰ says:
carnt
- M a r t ii n (",) - is fighting a loosing battle... says:
why not?
✰...Stupiid Twaaatt...[[2009-Ravverrr Babbey]] ✰ says:
cba tonight
- M a r t ii n (",) - is fighting a loosing battle... says:
you cba to lay there and get ****ed?

[trackdaynova]

whats with everyones gay MSN names? :confused:

[Spudly]

- M a r t ii n (",) - is fighting a loosing battle... says:
hewy
KαѕнαRσѕє says:
heyyy you okayy?
- M a r t ii n (",) - is fighting a loosing battle... says:
yeah you?
KαѕнαRσѕє says:
yes thanks and gdgd
KαѕнαRσѕє says:
You been kickboxing this week?
- M a r t ii n (",) - is fighting a loosing battle... says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
KαѕнαRσѕє says:
When does it reopen ?
- M a r t ii n (",) - is fighting a loosing battle... says:
monday
KαѕнαRσѕє says:
okayy
- M a r t ii n (",) - is fighting a loosing battle... says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
KαѕнαRσѕє says:
coz ur to old
- M a r t ii n (",) - is fighting a loosing battle... says:
if i wasnt?
KαѕнαRσѕє says:
i dnt no
KαѕнαRσѕє says:
why u asking ?
- M a r t ii n (",) - is fighting a loosing battle... says:
i duno


Lol gonna get my **** kicked monday



If she says youre too old how old is she as youre only 19/20 arent you is she about ten or what lmfao!

[Martin]

16 i think lol..

i just sed it to all the girls on my list online..


Olly its da foooturrrr

[Martin]

n spud am 21 next month lol

[bmw156]

I Vauxhall Novas says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
Kelbelle is back! says:
because your cock is too small
I Vauxhall Novas says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
Kelbelle is back! says:
because your playing this stupid game with me

the missus

[trackdaynova]

Olz says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
Kelbelle is back! says:
we have, two weeks ago
Olz says:
oh yeh, i forgot


the guy aboves missus

[bmw156]

****er!!lol

[kelbelle]

:O lol
I told you not tot tell anyone, I thought it was our little secret :(

[Dod]

2 weeks ago, that was last year!!

[Cle]

the guy aboves missus

lol

[trackdaynova]

Kel - sorry chick, but you said it was a night not to forget :(

[bmw156]

oi stop this, this instant and what i dont know doesnt hurt alright keep it to your self :(

[MyNovaSr]

*shakes her head* .. you're under the thumb aren't you? letting her Delete them.... tut tut

It was after I got drunk and asked/almost slept with her best mate lol lol

[onlyangelzfall]

It was after I got drunk and asked/almost slept with her best mate lol lol

Oh dear.... :roll:

[draper]

It was after I got drunk and asked/almost slept with her best mate lol lol

FAIL, almost isnt good enough - must try harder

[kelbelle]

Kelbelle is back! says:
so why haven't we had sex yet?
AW06....Alex! Needs To Be Cheerd up says:
cos you havnt met me
Kelbelle is back! says:
so why haven't we had sex yet?
AW06....Alex! Needs To Be Cheerd up says:
well get over here then!
I Vauxhall Novas says:
oi bitch
I Vauxhall Novas says:
bitches**
I Vauxhall Novas says:
AW06....Alex! Needs To Be Cheerd up says:
lol
I Vauxhall Novas says:
why havent WE had sex yet
Kelbelle is back! says:
who?
I Vauxhall Novas says:
as in all three haha
AW06....Alex! Needs To Be Cheerd up says:
cos im too sexy
Kelbelle is back! says:
yay spit roast
I Vauxhall Novas says:
for your shirt
I Vauxhall Novas says:
.....
AW06....Alex! Needs To Be Cheerd up says:
and my noob is too big
Kelbelle is back! says:
your noob?
I Vauxhall Novas says:
i can almost feel it poking me right now
AW06....Alex! Needs To Be Cheerd up says:
put martin to shame
AW06....Alex! Needs To Be Cheerd up says:
LOL
I Vauxhall Novas says:
what ever brother from another mother
I Vauxhall Novas says:
bitch alex
AW06....Alex! Needs To Be Cheerd up says:
lol
I Vauxhall Novas says:
i might just slip with the grinder
AW06....Alex! Needs To Be Cheerd up says:
lol

[MyNovaSr]

FAIL, almost isnt good enough - must try harder

She actually had said yes and we were going to, staggered to the park, but I chose not to (something about how I love my gf and all that) ... :wall:

[bmw156]

I Vauxhall Novas says:
hey
Kieran Leanne says:
hi
I Vauxhall Novas says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
Kieran Leanne says:
because my **** hole cant handle your girth?
I Vauxhall Novas says:
fair answer

[bmw156]

I Vauxhall Novas says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
Get Busy Living or get Busy Dying says:
martttttin
Get Busy Living or get Busy Dying says:
ur scaring me lol
I Vauxhall Novas says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
Get Busy Living or get Busy Dying says:
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I Vauxhall Novas says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
Get Busy Living or get Busy Dying says:
u jew

[MyNovaSr]

R1 carbs meet Nova whoop whoop says:
so why haven't we had sex yet?
Ziggy says:
lmao, coz im a lasbian
Ziggy says:
lesbian*
R1 carbs meet Nova whoop whoop says:
Doesn't bother me
Ziggy says:
u any good at a reach around?
R1 carbs meet Nova whoop whoop says:
Whats that? I sure I am tho
Ziggy says:
lol u dont wanna know
R1 carbs meet Nova whoop whoop says:
If I say I will, will we have sex?
Ziggy says:
http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&channel=s&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&hs=jya&defl=en&q=define:reach+around&sa=X&oi=glossary_definition&ct=title
Ziggy says:
doubtful seeing as im a lesbian
R1 carbs meet Nova whoop whoop says:
"When during an act of anal sex, the stimulating partner reaches around and gives the receiving partner a handjob", good god
Ziggy says:
lmao
Ziggy says:
http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&channel=s&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-GB%3Aofficial&hs=SJG&q=define%3A+felching&btnG=Search&meta=
R1 carbs meet Nova whoop whoop says:
"Felching is a sexual practice in which fluids are sucked out of the vagina", after this can we have sex?
Ziggy says:
damn your horny tonight aint ya?
R1 carbs meet Nova whoop whoop says:
so u will?
Ziggy says:
lol nah your not my type sorry
R1 carbs meet Nova whoop whoop says:
Ziggy says:
my type is a woman with really big boobs and an **** you can stand an ashtry on
Ziggy says:
ashtray*

[bmw156]

I Vauxhall Novas says:
hi whos this?
Now we are not afraid, although we know there's much to fear, we were moving mountains long before we knew we could says:
claire welham
I Vauxhall Novas says:
so why haven't we had sex yet?
Now we are not afraid, although we know there's much to fear, we were moving mountains long before we knew we could says:
er this aint actually claire its her bf, but i'll pass the message on!

[kelbelle]

ha ha ha ha pmsl
Please explain to him it was a joke

[Sloth]

ha ha fail/\

[kelbelle]

ok so this question starts some odd convo's
Currently in one where Martin, Alex and a friend are deciding who get what part of me first
hmmmm bit scared

[Sloth]

ill take 100%, they can have pamela handerson and her sisters.

[large_steve182]

who wants to change up the question?
every chip in an idea then weel take the best and start again

[kelbelle]

ha ha ha
well im flattered by the attention lol

[bmw156]

fancy a bum?

[Sloth]

so, do you do anal?

[burgo]

burgo says:
so honestly, why havnt we had sex yet
viv says:
u live bloody miles away pmsl
viv says:
r u drunk
burgo says:
not at all
burgo says:
so the distance is the only reason
viv says:
that just a werid question to come out with pmsl
viv says:
erm im married as well
burgo says:
poor excuse
viv says:
if ya say so
viv says:
how are u anyway babe



i failed :(

[kelbelle]

so, do you do anal?

Who? Me?
ummmm do you? Receive I mean

[Sloth]

no it was at steves post hun, lol. and no i only give (and only to ladies)

[kelbelle]

ohhhhh i see! lol

[kelbelle]

oooo I know

"Oh man you are in serious trouble"
Answer usually why?
"Im not allowed to say"

[burgo]

burgo says:
so honestly, why havnt we had sex yet
S-A-R-A-H Love My Adopted Mum There Is Never Light At The End Of The Tunnel, It's Just A Train says:
what?
burgo says:
so honestly, why havnt we had sex yet
S-A-R-A-H Love My Adopted Mum There Is Never Light At The End Of The Tunnel, It's Just A Train says:
because im gat
S-A-R-A-H Love My Adopted Mum There Is Never Light At The End Of The Tunnel, It's Just A Train says:
gay
burgo says:
hmmm doesnt bother me
S-A-R-A-H Love My Adopted Mum There Is Never Light At The End Of The Tunnel, It's Just A Train says:
lol cz i dnt wnt to have sex with you

[Adam]

Uber fail there Burgo :(

[Rickyb]

haha there are some wierd people on this site.


no it was at steves post hun, lol. and no i only give (and only to ladies)

piss off you love it in the **** hahaha!!!!

[burgo]

shes gay. thats my excuse

[Adam]

Go round and she if you can turn her then ;) lol

[L14MNP]

pmsl @ this, 2 girls on my msn atm. One's my sister and one's my cousin. marrying your cousin isn't illegal, just taboo so shagging her must be alright?

The worst part is, I would... lol

[Adam]

pmsl @ this, 2 girls on my msn atm. One's my sister and one's my cousin. marrying your cousin isn't illegal, just taboo so shagging her must be alright?

The worst part is, I would... lol
Hmm

it might not be illegal, but its still wrong lol

[Jack]

Razorjack says:
so why haven't we had sex yet?
burgo says:
because olly ruined me
Razorjack says:
damnit :(


Razorjack says:
so why haven't we had sex yet
Jess says:
Cos your car broke!!

[this is where I suddenly have one of those "oh fcuk" moments where I remember I lied out my **** about my car being broken to avoid having to go up and do her one evening.... lol]


Razorjack says:
so why haven't we had sex yet
Tania says:
beccause I've been drinking and you're 50 miles away
Razorjack says:
I'm sober... I'll be up in an hour?
Tania says:
Ok

SCORE, she's fcuking hot lol lol lol


- M a r t ii n (",) - is fighting a loosing battle... says:
heyy
<Alex>...womanizer... says:
hey
- M a r t ii n (",) - is fighting a loosing battle... says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
<Alex>...womanizer... says:
what!
<Alex>...womanizer... says:
because i hvnt seen you yet
- M a r t ii n (",) - is fighting a loosing battle... says:
well come to mine then
<Alex>...womanizer... says:
well i cant?

No comment lol


whats with everyones gay MSN names? :confused:
I was thinking that, whats with everyone's chav msn names lol

[burgo]

mines normal. rep for me :)

[Riggy]

Razorjack says:
so why haven't we had sex yet
Tania says:
beccause I've been drinking and you're 50 miles away
Razorjack says:
I'm sober... I'll be up in an hour?
Tania says:
Ok

SCORE, she's fcuking hot lol lol lol



and why are you still online lol

[L14MNP]

Loads of people have uber long gay MSN names, they're the type of people that don't save emoticons with a colon or something logical infront of the name so when they talk you just get a load of flashing BS :(

Ruddick, sounds like you're in there. I expect to see you log out of here - unless your SillyCar really is broken, like the rest of them :P lol

[trackdaynova]

Luke - I'll rep you tomorrow beacuse apparently

"You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later."

[Jack]

Loads of people have uber long gay MSN names, they're the type of people that don't save emoticons with a colon or something logical infront of the name so when they talk you just get a load of flashing BS :(

Ruddick, sounds like you're in there. I expect to see you log out of here - unless your SillyCar really is broken, like the rest of them :P lol
LOL I would but she's working tomorrow and I have an early start. I'm making arrangements for next weekend though lol

And psh, the Celica never breaks lol

[Spudly]

Razorjack says:
so why haven't we had sex yet
Tania says:
beccause I've been drinking and you're 50 miles away
Razorjack says:
I'm sober... I'll be up in an hour?
Tania says:
Ok

SCORE, she's fcuking hot lol lol lol




And youre still here?????

[L14MNP]

Liam says:
hiya
kayley dont click on links i send u its not me says:
hi hows u
Liam says:
cold lol
Liam says:
why havent we had sex yet?
kayley dont click on links i send u its not me says:
eh wot
Liam says:
why havent we had sex yet?
kayley dont click on links i send u its not me says:
that was a shock
kayley dont click on links i send u its not me says:
mmmmm y
Liam says:
?
kayley dont click on links i send u its not me says:
ya nutta

Fail. That's not my cousin BTW lol

[Jack]

Does text count?

Me:
So why haven't we had sex yet?
Her:
Because we've not met yet
Me:
Busy next weekend?
Her:
That actually made me laugh out loud

I think this is Karma for my earlier score lol

[L14MNP]

Liam says:
hiya
Liam says:
yo
Jeni w0000000t says:
wassup!
Liam says:
why havent we had sex yet?
Jeni w0000000t says:
ooooh erm cos weve never even met for one lol!
Liam says:
lets change that then
Jeni w0000000t says:
hehe cool! come down :P
Jeni w0000000t says:
:D
Liam says:
hell yeah, just gettin me coat
Jeni w0000000t says:
hehe cooool

and we're still talking :) i'd totally do her and now she's boyfriendless i'm well up for a trip south

[bmw156]

get in sonlol

[large_steve182]

paul says:
So why haven't we had sex yet?
reedy says:
that paul
reedy says:
is my chat up line


paul says:
hey
Claire : ) says:
hiya
paul says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
Claire : ) says:
wat u on about ?
paul says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
Claire : ) says:
copy n paste aye

b**ches getting smart these days?

[BIGS]

I fail :(

Bigs says:
Hi
i am 21 now (all men r ****ers)happy new year says:
Hi
Bigs says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
i am 21 now (all men r ****ers)happy new year says:
Do u know who this is
Bigs says:
Niki from painton yea
i am 21 now (all men r ****ers)happy new year says:
Yeah
Bigs says:
so why havent we had sex yet then?
i am 21 now (all men r ****ers)happy new year says:
Dunno why
Bigs says:
im asking

Then she signed out

[Novaboi_1991]

I fail :(

Bigs says:
Hi
i am 21 now (all men r ****ers)happy new year says:
Hi
Bigs says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
i am 21 now (all men r ****ers)happy new year says:
Do u know who this is
Bigs says:
Niki from painton yea
i am 21 now (all men r ****ers)happy new year says:
Yeah
Bigs says:
so why havent we had sex yet then?
i am 21 now (all men r ****ers)happy new year says:
Dunno why
Bigs says:
im asking

Then she signed out

you mean you got blocked ? lol :thumb:

[Novaboi_1991]

By the way, i aint gay, jus no lass's online, lol fancied a lauggh

Nath... Lauren<3 ****in fords says:
ii
F1pcs - Joe says:
hiya
so why havnt we had sex yet?
Nath... Lauren<3 ****in fords says:
beacuse u keep pullin out;(
F1pcs - Joe says:
lmfao
Nath... Lauren<3 ****in fords says:
F1pcs - Joe says:
no honestly bro, why nt?
Nath... Lauren<3 ****in fords says:
duno yu neva ask
F1pcs - Joe says:
ah ur house 3 hours?
Nath... Lauren<3 ****in fords says:
if ur wnt
F1pcs - Joe says:
ur on,,.... lmao
cya soon sxy
lol]
Nath... Lauren<3 ****in fords says:
haha
safe

[Sloth]

the clues in her msn name i think. my opinion=lesbian.

[Novaboi_1991]

oops, an another

F1pcs - Joe says:
hey
Mr slothsport says:
just read ya wip
F1pcs - Joe says:
like it?
Mr slothsport says:
aye, looks ace
F1pcs - Joe says:
fkin clean eh
so why havnt we had sex yet?
Mr slothsport says:
dunno, i prefer women
F1pcs - Joe says:
lmao,
not even for one session?
lol
Mr slothsport says:
nah sorry matey
F1pcs - Joe says:
ok
lol

[BIGS]

Ill try again next time she comes online lol

[Sloth]

F1pcs - Joe says:
hey
Mr slothsport says:
just read ya wip
F1pcs - Joe says:
like it?
Mr slothsport says:
aye, looks ace
F1pcs - Joe says:
fkin clean eh
F1pcs - Joe says:
so why havnt we had sex yet?
Mr slothsport says:
dunno, i prefer women
F1pcs - Joe says:
lmao,
F1pcs - Joe says:
not even for one session?
F1pcs - Joe says:
lol
Mr slothsport says:
nah sorry matey
F1pcs - Joe says:
ok
F1pcs - Joe says:
lol
F1pcs - Joe says:
btw im jokin
Mr slothsport says:
i know.
F1pcs - Joe says:
lol
F1pcs - Joe says:
already on the forum
Mr slothsport says:
so do you do anal?
F1pcs - Joe says:
nooo soz
F1pcs - Joe says:
lol
Mr slothsport says:
bummmer.

[L14MNP]

Ill try again next time she comes online lol

She never will! Ask a mate, bet she's signed in now lol

[BIGS]

If she has blocked me, i wont be able to send a p.m then would i?

[L14MNP]

I'm confused now is this MSN or a forum lol

[BIGS]

lol msn, you can send a offline message. but can i if she has blocked me?

[L14MNP]

ah right, forgot msn is all posh now lol. Yeah I reckon you still can lol

[LEWI007]

Mine :thumb:

Lewi says:
Yo
- Lauren. Forever is something. says:
hey
Lewi says:
So, why havent we had sex yet then ?
- Lauren. Forever is something. says:
because, i don't know who you are haha.
Lewi says:
get to know me lol

----------------------------------------------------------
and another lol, no one knows me :S
------------------------------------------------------------


Lewi says:
yo
HayleyLovesAnthony Lets have some fun tonight... says:
heya
Lewi says:
so why havent we had sex yet ?
HayleyLovesAnthony Lets have some fun tonight... says:
lolll
Lewi says:
seriously
HayleyLovesAnthony Lets have some fun tonight... says:
coz i dnt kno you

[BIGS]

ah right, forgot msn is all posh now lol. Yeah I reckon you still can lol

:D

[johnny_turbo]

John
so why havent we had sex yet?
Becky
xcuse me?
John
so why havent we had sex yet?
Becky
random
John
i no
Becky
so y ask it
plus u no i no uv got a gf
John
i no you no
Becky
wel then
John
if i dint what would your answer be
Becky
no

i fail

[Sloth]

try it, then add her mates....

[djbrowney]

i fail at this big time, i need to meet some new ladies i just get
'what ya mean we have' lol lol lol

[BIGS]

Do anyone want to add a new contact :D

sxynicola2008@hotmail.co.uk :thumb:

[LEWI007]

Lol jonny that was a good one

[johnny_turbo]

Do anyone want to add a new contact :D

sxynicola2008@hotmail.co.uk :thumb:

added im that bored lol

[BIGS]

Good lad, now you can tell me if she is online lol

[johnny_turbo]

shes offline lol

[BIGS]

lol i do wonder why :roll:

[burgo]

why do so many of you have people you dont even know on your msn??

Luke

so honestly, why havnt we had sex yet
12:00amSarah-lou (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=514473551)

ehh ?
12:00amLuke

so honestly, why havnt we had sex yet
12:01amSarah-lou (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=514473551)

cus we aint
12:02amLuke

you would tho?
http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/images/spacer.gif?7:11
12:02am



2:03amSarah-lou (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=514473551)

no

[Nobby]

lmfao at this thread

[johnny_turbo]

Johnny_turbo says:
so why havent we had sex yet?
nick says:
cause ermm am not ready
Johnny_turbo says:
why you not ready
nick says:
am only a baby
Johnny_turbo says:
since when
Johnny_turbo says:
your only a year younger than me
nick says:
my mummy told me
Johnny_turbo says:
lol
Johnny_turbo says:
tell your mum you have to have sex with me
nick says:
she says only if i use a carry abag
Johnny_turbo says:
oki lol
Johnny_turbo says:
but ull be having it in the ass so i dont have to look at your face
nick says:
but but but i have a scream mask
nick says:
lol
Johnny_turbo says:
lol

[Spudly]

Johnny_turbo says:
but ull be having it in the ass so i dont have to look at your face




Afpmsl thats mint:thumb:

[burgo]

lol i score again :cool:

burgo says:
so honestly, why havnt we had sex yet
Put it in gear n lets ride im a gud girl.... till i get caught says:
i dunno u tell me
burgo says:
hmmm i dont know
Put it in gear n lets ride im a gud girl.... till i get caught says:
me either
Put it in gear n lets ride im a gud girl.... till i get caught says:
u had an opertunaty b4 but candy n that were there
burgo says:
well then i couldnt exactly could i
Put it in gear n lets ride im a gud girl.... till i get caught says:
maybe
burgo says:
so when you coming round then
Put it in gear n lets ride im a gud girl.... till i get caught says:
when do u want me 2

[Spudly]

Go luke you stud you haha, looks like 2009 gonna be a tiring year for you bud:thumb:

[onlyangelzfall]

DarkSeraphina (1/5/2009 12:04:22 AM): so tones, why haven't we had sex yet?
Antonia Kinman (1/5/2009 12:04:39 AM): gos knows
Antonia Kinman (1/5/2009 12:04:40 AM): lol
Antonia Kinman (1/5/2009 12:04:42 AM): *god
DarkSeraphina (1/5/2009 12:04:47 AM): set a date?
Antonia Kinman (1/5/2009 12:05:03 AM): ummmmmmm... we'll have to check w dave
DarkSeraphina (1/5/2009 12:05:15 AM): three some... nah not allowed lol
Antonia Kinman (1/5/2009 12:05:19 AM): lolol

((Gotta love Tonia!!!!))

[00:57:15] DarkSeraphina says: so smokey
[00:57:22] DarkSeraphina says: Why havent we had sex yet.?
[00:57:23] smokeyfalls says: so heather
[00:57:30] smokeyfalls says: distance issue
[00:57:39] DarkSeraphina says: Damnit. if there was no issue?
[00:57:54] smokeyfalls says: still the lack of heather issue

((oh dear))

[burgo]

burgo says:
so honestly, why havnt we had sex yet
BaBi AnGeL says:
wot
burgo says:
so honestly, why havnt we had sex yet
BaBi AnGeL says:
and that question is relevant y?
burgo says:
its not just thought id ask
BaBi AnGeL says:
o rite fair enuf ever considered the distance
burgo says:
hmmm maybe lol
burgo says:
thats the only reason then
BaBi AnGeL says:
wel considering i probs wud of bin at uni n we were never in the house alone
burgo says:
true. still not a no tho is it lol
BaBi AnGeL says:
:)

[burgo]

burgo says:
so honestly, why havnt we had sex yet
anonomous says:
lol whats brought that on
anonomous says:
?
burgo says:
so honestly, why havnt we had sex yet
anonomous says:
whats brought that on
burgo says:
just asking
anonomous says:
lol ok
anonomous says:
erm dunno lol
burgo says:
oh
anonomous says:
i think its coz you keep cumin up with excuses lol
burgo says:
lol

[Novaboi_1991]

fkin ell burgo steady on,

ur knob gonna fall off! lol

[draper]

burgos a legend, i want to be your friend

[Lauren]

LMAO @ this thread, I gotta get online and try this later lol

[FUSION X16XE]

..FUSION...ENTERTAINMENT... Supportin The Up And Cummin UK House And Garage Flava... says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet?
</3,,. J a z m i n says:
lol
</3,,. J a z m i n says:
i dnt no
..FUSION...ENTERTAINMENT... Supportin The Up And Cummin UK House And Garage Flava... says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet?
</3,,. J a z m i n says:
lol
</3,,. J a z m i n says:
y u kep sending that
</3,,. J a z m i n says:
i dno u tel me
</3,,. J a z m i n says:
...

So does that mean she wants to or not? Quick answer please lol

[draper]

yes, get in there

[FUSION X16XE]

I wish i knew about this game sooner!! Im going to get mine.... :)

[mayhem]

..FUSION...ENTERTAINMENT... Supportin The Up And Cummin UK House And Garage Flava... says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet?
</3,,. J a z m i n says:
lol
</3,,. J a z m i n says:
i dnt no
..FUSION...ENTERTAINMENT... Supportin The Up And Cummin UK House And Garage Flava... says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet?
</3,,. J a z m i n says:
lol
</3,,. J a z m i n says:
y u kep sending that
</3,,. J a z m i n says:
i dno u tel me
</3,,. J a z m i n says:
...

So does that mean she wants to or not? Quick answer please lol

girl at work said the same thing, so i asked when where going to have sex, she said forget it:confused:

[CoolTiger]

Adam:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet?
(K)[[σσƒт]] ѕαмιιє єуα 2σσ9 [[σσƒт]](K)(*)Siinglee.Maytee.x;)Maah B-day Today (: Woop (*):
:S
Adam:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet? :)
*
You have just sent a nudge.
*
(K)[[σσƒт]] ѕαмιιє єуα 2σσ9 [[σσƒт]](K)(*)Siinglee.Maytee.x;)Maah B-day Today (: Woop (*):
dnoo
Adam:
fancy it
(K)[[σσƒт]] ѕαмιιє єуα 2σσ9 [[σσƒт]](K)(*)Siinglee.Maytee.x;)Maah B-day Today (: Woop (*):
umm ok
Adam:
when?
Adam:
tonight?
(K)[[σσƒт]] ѕαмιιє єуα 2σσ9 [[σσƒт]](K)(*)Siinglee.Maytee.x;)Maah B-day Today (: Woop (*):
:S
(K)[[σσƒт]] ѕαмιιє єуα 2σσ9 [[σσƒт]](K)(*)Siinglee.Maytee.x;)Maah B-day Today (: Woop (*):
umm
(K)[[σσƒт]] ѕαмιιє єуα 2σσ9 [[σσƒт]](K)(*)Siinglee.Maytee.x;)Maah B-day Today (: Woop (*):
wt
(K)[[σσƒт]] ѕαмιιє єуα 2σσ9 [[σσƒт]](K)(*)Siinglee.Maytee.x;)Maah B-day Today (: Woop (*):
u live lyk ages awaii
Adam:
not realy only a hr drive
(K)[[σσƒт]] ѕαмιιє єуα 2σσ9 [[σσƒт]](K)(*)Siinglee.Maytee.x;)Maah B-day Today (: Woop (*):
wel u can come chorley thn
Adam:
so can i come for sex tonight
(K)[[σσƒт]] ѕαмιιє єуα 2σσ9 [[σσƒт]](K)(*)Siinglee.Maytee.x;)Maah B-day Today (: Woop (*):
yh
Adam:
k be there for about 10ish
(K)[[σσƒт]] ѕαмιιє єуα 2σσ9 [[σσƒт]](K)(*)Siinglee.Maytee.x;)Maah B-day Today (: Woop (*):
kk

[johnny_turbo]

Johnny_turbo says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet?
·#EmMaaa why? says:
what?
Johnny_turbo says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet?
·#EmMaaa why? says:
hu is this?
Johnny_turbo says:
john
·#EmMaaa why? says:
john?
Johnny_turbo says:
thats all u need ta no
Johnny_turbo says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet?
·#EmMaaa why? says:
u desperate o smt.
Johnny_turbo says:
no i just want to no why
Johnny_turbo says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet?
·#EmMaaa why? says:
pfft, typical lad
Johnny_turbo says:
yep so honestly, why havent we had sex yet?

[Sloth]

cooltiger, thats an epic win mate.

[djbrowney]

:cry:

Richard

hope you ok thow 8-)http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/images/blank.gif
6:03pmTasha (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=689400087)

i shall be thank u! u had a gd day?
6:03pmRichard


yes thanx, you ?
6:04pmTasha (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=689400087)

yeh its been so so!
6:04pmRichard


so why havent we had sex yet?
6:04pmTasha (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=689400087)

thats rather random isnt it?
6:05pmRichard


maybe lol

so why havent we had sex yet?
6:05pmTasha (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=689400087)

ummmmmm i think we both no the answer 2 that dnt we
6:06pmRichard


do we lol ?
6:06pmTasha (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=689400087)

yes
6:06pmRichard


i dont lol ?
6:07pmTasha (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=689400087)

haha
6:07pmRichard


well please tell me lol
6:09pmTasha (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=689400087)

mayb the fact u stopped tlkin 2 me might have somethin 2 do with it, o n mayb i dnt like sleepin with guys who r still doin their ex's

[BIGS]

I think im lossing my touch :cry:

Bigs says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet?
*{}*(L)SAM(L)*{}*:PBOOBii3SSSSSS:P says:
wat
Bigs says:
well?
*{}*(L)SAM(L)*{}*:PBOOBii3SSSSSS:P says:
i dont shag about
Bigs says:
and
*{}*(L)SAM(L)*{}*:PBOOBii3SSSSSS:P says:
and

[calibra-keith]

mines abit hard because i dont really have many random lasses that i havent been with or there just friends or ex's, but i gave it one go lol

Calibra-Keith says:
got question to ask hun lol
<3 _ * Lσυιѕєєє * _ <3 ....... says:
okii
Calibra-Keith says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
<3 _ * Lσυιѕєєє * _ <3 ....... says:
Calibra-Keith says:
lol
Calibra-Keith says:
?
<3 _ * Lσυιѕєєє * _ <3 ....... says:
r u bein serious
Calibra-Keith says:
yes
<3 _ * Lσυιѕєєє * _ <3 ....... says:
i fort u sed u wernt tryin 2 bed me
Calibra-Keith says:
im not but honestly, why havent we had sex yet
<3 _ * Lσυιѕєєє * _ <3 ....... says:
cos we aint
Calibra-Keith says:
if i was to ask ans was been serious would you
<3 _ * Lσυιѕєєє * _ <3 ....... says:
im not like tht
<3 _ * Lσυιѕєєє * _ <3 ....... says:
i need 2 b in a relationship n need 2 trust thm
Calibra-Keith says:
good girl


FAIL... but i knew that and asked for a fail lol

[Martin]

I Cant even be **** to say hi, anymore lol


- M a r t ii n (",) - Not Happy... =/ Got Laid Off.. Hapy ****in newyear.. says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
♥♥BeCkY♥♥ u sO MuCh ♥♥mAdDiSoN♥♥ WAhAy NOt LoNG TiL mY 21St 10Th jAn!!! cAnt wAIt XxXxx says:
wtf
- M a r t ii n (",) - Not Happy... =/ Got Laid Off.. Hapy ****in newyear.. says:
just wondering why we haventhad sex yet
♥♥BeCkY♥♥ u sO MuCh ♥♥mAdDiSoN♥♥ WAhAy NOt LoNG TiL mY 21St 10Th jAn!!! cAnt wAIt XxXxx says:
cuz ur not my type
- M a r t ii n (",) - Not Happy... =/ Got Laid Off.. Hapy ****in newyear.. says:
why not?
♥♥BeCkY♥♥ u sO MuCh ♥♥mAdDiSoN♥♥ WAhAy NOt LoNG TiL mY 21St 10Th jAn!!! cAnt wAIt XxXxx says:
cuz ur not
- M a r t ii n (",) - Not Happy... =/ Got Laid Off.. Hapy ****in newyear.. says:
whats wrong with em?
- M a r t ii n (",) - Not Happy... =/ Got Laid Off.. Hapy ****in newyear.. says:
me*
♥♥BeCkY♥♥ u sO MuCh ♥♥mAdDiSoN♥♥ WAhAy NOt LoNG TiL mY 21St 10Th jAn!!! cAnt wAIt XxXxx says:
u int my type i dnt av to explain it
- M a r t ii n (",) - Not Happy... =/ Got Laid Off.. Hapy ****in newyear.. says:
ooo sorry...



-----------------------------------------------

- M a r t ii n (",) - Not Happy... =/ Got Laid Off.. Hapy ****in newyear.. says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
Emma. Love you Adam says:
wat
- M a r t ii n (",) - Not Happy... =/ Got Laid Off.. Hapy ****in newyear.. says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
Emma. Love you Adam says:
why are you asking me that!
- M a r t ii n (",) - Not Happy... =/ Got Laid Off.. Hapy ****in newyear.. says:
i dunno, just asking
Emma. Love you Adam says:
i have a boyfriend!
- M a r t ii n (",) - Not Happy... =/ Got Laid Off.. Hapy ****in newyear.. says:
if you didnt?
Emma. Love you Adam says:
no im not like that



Deyz Bitchaz Aint Niice Mann

[Stuart]

proof that girls are retarded as they all seem to text type

[FUSION X16XE]

This is going to be the next big thing to take over the globe, funk terrorism, bombard world leaders with sex requests lol

[ben doodar]

could prove a fun game.
on msn or any other IM thing you use. say hello to like 4-5 girls at random. which ever is the first to reply. say to her

"so honestly, why havent we had sex yet"

then post the conversation on here so we can all have a giggle.

and that my dear boy is the answer to your question.

[CoolTiger]

nova_dan, flashbang ect ect lol

Adam:
hi
Dan:
wt
Adam:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet
Dan:
old
Adam:
is that a offer ?
Adam:
my place or yours ?
Adam:
playing hard to get?


__________________________________________________ ___



Adam:
hello
******A****lıssss...****:
Heyyy
Adam:
you ok x
******A****lıssss...****:
yepp fine thanks! uu?
Adam:
im good ta
******A****lıssss...****:
Gooood
Adam:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet ? :)
******A****lıssss...****:
Aha, maybe because we've never seen each otherr? :L
Adam:
:P but if we did
******A****lıssss...****:
Lool ;)
Adam:
i dont know how to take that :P is it a yes :P
******A****lıssss...****:
coursee ;)
******A****lıssss...****:
anyways whaat you got me for my birthdaayy? XD :L
Adam:
well from what you just said im sure u can guess
******A****lıssss...****:
Lol :)
Adam:
didnt think you were that dirty :P
******A****lıssss...****:
Lol i Am :)

[ben doodar]

mayb the fact u stopped tlkin 2 me might have somethin 2 do with it, o n mayb i dnt like sleepin with guys who r still doin their ex's

ha ha wot a guy, he gave his mrs the boot but kept tapping it, best of both worlds if ya ask me kid!

p.s think that bird may put out to u 1day dude. she didnt tell u that your a spoon faced moron or owt so keep at it!

cool tiger. thats ace, so did ya muck it out then??

[Sloth]

cool tiger. thats ace, so did ya muck it out then??


that has made me fall off the sofa!lol lol lol

[Bradh511]

i think i may have a go at this game in a bit seem like great fun lol

[Benn]

Man you've all got alot of crap in your names on msn...

[ben doodar]

that has made me fall off the sofa!lol lol lol

yh its horrible init. thats what you learn from living in stoke and also having mates from manc!
what happend to making love? lol lol

[Bradh511]

Sorry about my post befor it came out worng it missed half of it befor witch was anoying

[philly]

this topic is hilarious,

definately giving it a whirl next time im online!!!

[Jack]

proof that girls are retarded as they all seem to text type
My sentiments exactly. TBH Most of these I don't know if they're funny/score/fail etc, as I cba to read them.


Man you've all got alot of crap in your names on msn...
lol I changed mine a while back after realising having anything more than your name makes you look about 12 lol


ha ha wot a guy, he gave his mrs the boot but kept tapping it, best of both worlds if ya ask me kid!
I had a slight relapse with a long-ago ex before getting with the last one. She was gooooood :D

[burgo]

shagging ex's is always good. lol

[Martin]

shaggin someone you know's ex's in better ;)

[Riggy]

some are funny other are **** ,

but it must just be us older lot , but WTF is all the long names about , and why have so many people on msn that you dont know/ have never met ?

[Lauren]

shaggin someone you know's ex's in better ;)

Ouch!

[meritlover]

Ouch!

its more satisfying than sore really.lol

[Lauren]

^ depends how long you go for. :p

[meritlover]

how long you got? ;)

[Lauren]

All night?
And if it's good, I'll pull a sickie tomorrow. lol

[meritlover]

you'd be as well booking a holiday, because your going to need it after ;)

[Lauren]

Promises, promises... *sigh*

[meritlover]

meritlover puts the 'lover' into PNG ;)

[Jack]

shaggin someone you know's ex's in better ;)
No, that just shows a severe lack of morals and makes you out to be pretty desperate tbh.

[meritlover]

oh Mr Jack, where is your sense of humour gone today?

[1.6 8v turbo nova]

lmao @ this thread. I'll try some convo's tonight :)

[Jack]

Meh, I've had a few people praying on my ex's before, its just a bit sad they can't find their own women lol Personally I wouldn't - and have flatly refused, as its been offered in the past a few times - to go after a friend's ex. Its just not the done thing.

Not that I'm too bothered. They're ex's for a reason (with a couple of exceptions) and the last few certainly weren't anything special in the sex respects. Certainly not a patch on the current one (/s, lol). Thinking about whom has made me feel much like I have been filled with the love of merit :D

[meritlover]

here here
meritlove is the best kind
;)

[Lauren]

No, that just shows a severe lack of morals and makes you out to be pretty desperate tbh.

Yep, that's pretty much what I was thinking.

[burgo]

shaggin someone you know's ex's in better ;)no that is awkward as funk

[Austin.J]

Austin - Whats he eating? brake pad... says:
areet
Aaron! says:
alright fella how are you man ?
Austin - Whats he eating? brake pad... says:
so, why havn't we had sex yet?
Aaron! says:
o i dont know erm , shall i come now so we can?
Austin - Whats he eating? brake pad... says:
yeah sure, you have to pay for taxi though, you're atleast a hours drive away.
Aaron! says:
haha! naw think its only like 25 minutes if i take a short cut
Austin - Whats he eating? brake pad... says:
oh good, can we spoon too?
Aaron! says:
oh yh for sure but only after sex austin because b4 then its gay
Austin - Whats he eating? brake pad... says:
oh ok, winner


Best i could do at this time.

[Martin]

No, that just shows a severe lack of morals and makes you out to be pretty desperate tbh.

Lol not desperate. and yes jack, Ex's are ex's for a reason.


Not that I'm too bothered. They're ex's for a reason (with a couple of exceptions)

Exceptions beeing, Constant Emailing asking to meet up?


Meritluvvvvve is deffo da best

[Martin]

ohh and LOL at me gettin bad rep for this

[Jack]

Exceptions beeing, Constant Emailing asking to meet up?
Sorry, thought you were talking about my ex. Clearly not lol

[Martin]

Jack, is that 2 lots of NEg rep from you? if i get 3 do i win anything?

[Jack]

Breakfast at PVS? And I'll turn up on time next year lol

[Jim Mcrae]

Nice one cooltiger, you're either a love god or know plenty of slags lol

[dhdev (Oli)]

Why the hell do people have contacts on MSN for people they don't know/have never met :confused:

[Martin]

Breakfast at PVS? And I'll turn up on time next year lol

Ohh you'll actully turn up? lol

[Jack]

To PVS or breakfast?

[Martin]

Breakfast

[Benn]

Why the hell do people have contacts on MSN for people they don't know/have never met :confused:

Loads of peeps on my list i've never met.. Most from here or Mig.

[burgo]

woohoo got the chloe coming round on thursday

[Sloth]

you ho!

[burgo]

your just jealous cos i havnt asked you yet

[Sloth]

well you never know..... lol

btw you an insomniac like me?

[LEWI007]

Would be interesting seeing it happen from a girl to a boy.

come on lauren put it to the test,like you put me to the test last night ;)

[Lauren]

^ I did?

Well, I haven't got msn at the moment, so...

K reg nova, honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?

[Martin]

Lol ^

[Emmy]

lol lol Good one Lauren.

[CoolTiger]

Nice one cooltiger, you're either a love god or know plenty of slags lol

plenty of slags on my msn lol

[Lynsey]

I did ask Baxter- he said because his car wasn't reliable enough to drive him here, he's a lazy **** and that I wasn't worth the £50 in fuel. He's going to bone me at PV for free instead lol

Jack simply said it was because I hadn't asked nicely. Aww.

[Adam]

Why the hell do people have contacts on MSN for people they don't know/have never met :confused:
Why? Have you met everyone on your contact list?
A couple of people on msn ive spoke to regularly for about 3-4years, and yet never met them lol
Mainly because they live the other end of the country......
I could pass them in the street and not know...

[Lynsey]

It could even be me...

[Lauren]

Lynz, honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?

[Lauren]

^ Ahem. Can a mod please delete my double post? It makes me look desperate. lol