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    A lot of people have heard about the axe weilding maniac that is Maris, and him smashing his Nova turbo up after a few days of ownership, we have some pictures, if you fancy a laugh

    When he got it:



    After his slip with a spanner lmao













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    wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    success is only limited by a weak mind

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    Hahahaha...

    I remember you telling me about this at ace cafe, priceless waste

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    why?????????????????????must have too much money

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    Formally Known as Gsi_Jimbo, New name No Idea

    my project / my Daily / New track slag project

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    ive felt like doing that sort of thing in the past but i could never hurt my nova
    success is only limited by a weak mind

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    The story goes like this, he bought a Nova turbo which was super clean, a driveshaft seal was knackered, and it was dripping gearbox oil.

    So he was going to fix it, jacks it up, starts unbolting thing, spanner slips, he smacks himself in the head with it, spanner slips again, another headshot, repeated one more time when he saw red and flipped.

    He got out from under the car, booted the grill off, used the intercooler as a battering ram, jumped around on the roof and bonnet a bit, then he pulls out the trusty axe, and proceeded to beat seven bells of **** out of it.

    After he was finished he got very drunk, invited a few mates round, booted it in some more, then topped it off by pissing in it.

    I went round a few days after, and couldnt beleive what he had done. Im sure hell be on later, but in his own words.

    He doesnt regret it, was best thing he did to that car, he'd happily do it again.

    Funny thing is, he was asking where my club hammer was at Combe when his brakes failed.

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    anger management is that way >>>

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