p1ss through his letterbox and sh1t down his chimney
p1ss through his letterbox and sh1t down his chimney
for pain try -
bag of frozen peas on eye - works
raw steak on eye - works
LOTS of water - also works
Unlucky m8 - think ya need some nicer m8's
Soz t hear bout da black eye, i cant stand lads hittin lasses, its not on at all. If it were me a wud go and fucking smash his car up, blag his house windows and then find him on his own and snap his legs!!! by the way thats just a thought but its not far off wot i wud do.
i understand you loud and clear, i wud have done the same. I got jumped off the lasses round mine who were supposed to be mates and they stampped all over me Keith tried to help me by pulling them off but everytime he pulled one off another ran in with a boot. Went back round wiv me mam and dad and faught the hardest one till she gave up bleeding. (she still recons she chinned me what ever!) i had a black eye and a saw head thats all off 5 of them, thought they could have done a betta job than that.
anton with the revenge tactics methinks hes done this before
not to sure about crapin down the chimny though
it wud be a bit hard to climb on some ones roof and decide to shite
down their chimney wudnt it :twisted:
ud be gutted aswell if it had been blocked up so nuffink can go down it or up it
would still leave a pleasent smell :D
or paint a big disabled logo on their driveway :D