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    Default plopped my pants tonight!

    I like many people have a phobia of spiders.

    This time of year it gets pretty bad because the feckers seem to be everywhere and theyre not the little ones - theyre feckin HOOGE tarantulas!

    Examples below of one that casually sauntered in through the front door when the wife came home.

    Apparantly where I live in particularly bad for them as they come down off the hills to seek shelter when the 1st frosts come along (had a frost the other day).

    There was a beast in the bath the other night (will post pick later) but this fecker I kid you not was massive! The glass next to it is a pint glass - its legs would just about fit in round the rim!







    Pics are a tad blurred due to me using my feckin big zoom lens on me digital SLR - think I'm getting near that thing

    FECK ARF!


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    i bet when your sleeping there crawling all over your face haha

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    Spiders crawl into your mouth when your sleeping on an average of 3 - 5 times a year.

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    Lol does look like a fairly big mo-fo , id serve it with an eviction notice if i were you, and regular trips to the garage to air it and your nova out will be needed otherwise your nova will become a spiders retirement castle (noooo)

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    pansy..........

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    Found ade and co. on youtube .

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-s0EwfehimI

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    did you know that in your life time the average human eats 5 spiders in there sleep?!

    I was working in the garage the other day and this large spider ran across a web in the corner of the window where I ws working and scared the st!t out of me, then I saw the big fcuker chasing it! It was about 1/3 the side of my hand

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    Big spiders don't bother me ...

    It's the tiny ones that you can never catch in time and ya think they are lurking about in the house still waiting to pounce.

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    Jeeeeesussss, is mahoosive, I'm personally not that keen on them myself but i don't want to look like a pansie in front of the wife..

    The cat normally deals with ours i just throw the bugger at them.

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    - so does ours but she even ran from that mutant!

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