Quiz for Davo..

[Ian storey]

Now answer all questions truthfully! :D

1) It is your bedtime. What do you do with your pillow?
a) Sleep on it.
b) Bite it.

2) You have been offered two positions at a fudge factory. which do
you take?
a) Producer
b) Packer

3) If you were a ferret, what would be your favourite food?
a) Grubs and beetles
b) Chutney

4) You are a jockey. What is your preferred steed?
a) A horse
b) A sausage

5) Imagine you are attacked by an aggressive piece of chocolate.
Would you:
a) melt it
b) stab it

6) You are a butcher's boy. How do you deliver your meat?
a) Proudly at the front door
b) Furtively up the back passage

7) Your garden is on a slope. How do you perform your gardening?
a) Downhill
b) Uphill

Imagine a shirt is in your way. How would you move it?
a) Manfully discard it from your path
b) Lift it.

9) As a keen sportsman, how do you like javelins?
a) Thrown by old boilers like Fatima Whitbread?
b) Made of Spam

10) You want to learn to play a musical instrument. What do you
decide to
play?
a) a piano
b) a pink oboe

11) You are an offshore driller. What do you drill for?
a) Oil
b) Marmite

12) You are a marine biologist. What is your favourite animal?
a) Scallops
b) Chocolate starfish

[CP]

Lmfao!!
To (b) or not to (b)- that is the question.
Does this come under the category of "spicing a post up" ????

[GR]

LMFAO, that is heavy.
Come on Davo where u at?!

grantrees@hotmail.com

If the bird said "Its the Nova or me", would you miss her?

[Stuart]

another question

Your playing cricket, what end of the field do you bowl from?
a) the sunny end
b) the pavillion end

Dave Pearce, hmm he mixes like a man with no hands

[Davo]

k, wheres the scoring?



Not bad mr storey i must admit im fairly impressed, i wonder wot gay site you went onto to get those comical remarks. It was prob in your favourites.

quite impressed. not bad for a scouse.

This is my foo...

[Ian storey]

i dont go on gay sites.

i missed one:
You are going out for the night on the pull, do you:
a) got to a club eg cream/renaissance?
b) go line dancing?

[djsupra_uk]

c) or sit in a room full of teddy bears waiting for one of them to come over and talk to you?

[-dj.gif-]
"Like Tall Paul in a bungalow... we're banging!"


:D I'M A LITTLE GREY SQUIRREL DROWNING IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA :D

[Sid]

LMAO .... I like the reply for (C) !!

[Davo]

, u all know me so well

This is my foo...

[Anonymous]

lmfao thats quility

i got all b's what does that mean :-/

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