Amusing stories

[Anonymous]

A mate of mine in his XRpoo was racing a pug 1.9 gti around a long, high speed dual carriage way bend...when the arse end of the little pug went 'whoopsie daisy' and he did 2 complete spins..the lad was spewing and we pulled up down the road to see if he came past (to see if he was alright, ie. he hadn't thrown himself through his window screen, and also to see if we could make him spin again......it was wet and pugs' arse ends dont like the wet ) anyway, he did, and we flashed him and pulled over and asked him what happened...he wouldn't open his window! he thought we'd pulled him over to give him digs! anyway, after 2 minutes of talking through a window, we did want to spank the ignorant fcuker...we were there to chat, not to be dicks...everyone in blackpool does it...the Boy Racer scene is very good and the atmosphere is always friendly in the local hang out... we could understand why he shat his panties...

anyway, it wasn't much of a story..., but have any of u guys got a funny stories about cars crashing when you were racing them, or people being bitter etc etc

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[Anonymous]

no

[Anonymous]

lmao...how did i know sum 1 was gonna say that...

you didn't let me down did ya Marky Bwoy

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[Anonymous]

no

[Anonymous]

i had a bmw write my nova off into a wall when i was trying to get away damm slow 1.2i

had a tigra race me through a speed camera
(the tigra didn't have 16v brakes:D)

undertook a volvo
he chased
i turned off
he went under a bridge
and the police clocked him doing 140+
i then went down slip road and sat next to volvo driver laughing at him while he was following the cop car to the next exit

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[Anonymous]

yes....but it'll cost ya


im a little 0 but a > under the sheets

[Anonymous]

lmao @ Ste

quality...thats why i want a high powered nova...everyone's got so much disrespect for them, it pisses people off in a big way when they get teased by one...

hahahaha

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[Anonymous]

not really very funny to me but i was being stooopid trying to race a lad i worked with when he was in his fast as feck escort.
he went round this corner at like 60... i tried at around 50 and nearly rolled the car... had it on 2 wheels... nearly went.
He saw me in his mirror and came back pissing himself while i sat in my car and smoked several ciggies... most horrifying it was... especially as i had no tax or insurance at the time...

OOPS.

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[Anonymous]

I was once racing a lad in a astra along a long sweepin back road which leads to a busy roundabout. I was up his arse and was doing a 120mph, i could c the roundabout gettin closer and closer but the lad in the astra wouldnt let off so i kept goin. Then just as we were aprochin the roundabout he decided to throw the brakes on hard so i did the same except mine wernt slowin me down! 110mph..100mph..85mph SHIT! i was deffinitly gonna go in to the back of him so i had no choice to throw the car across the road in to the other lane then round the roundabout the wrong way, car sliding round, every 1 just holdin on for there lives until the car stoped. I managed to dodge 3 oncomin trucks! and it was about 1/2 mile up a different road where i slowed to a stop. phew close 1. lmao!

im a little 0 but a > under the sheets

[Anonymous]

The Guy driving the lil pug must have been a shite driver, it aint easy to lose the back end on those 1.9's or I guess he had Bald tyres!