what your name lol
> > Most amusing
> > The true definition of Men's Names:
> >
> > Aaron - ugly but has the best yumuka.
> > Adam - cute, funny and needs a bath.
> > Adrian - usually short and very horny, watches cartoons.
> > Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women.
> > Alex - cute and short but very open to corruption.
> > Andy - boring and has a small pecker.
> > Andrew - gay and still has a small pecker.
> > Antonio - has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain.
> > Anthony - great guy and kind to all girls, smells of weed.
> > Arnold - loser.
> > Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate.
> > Barry - lights fires and pinches girls bottoms.
> > Ben - a pain in the ass, can be real difficult to beat at games.
> > Bob - quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands.
> > Brad - thinks everyone likes him...but they don't.
> > Brandon - good looking but uses girls.
> > Brendan - quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time.
> > Brett - world wide slut and really insensitive, women love him.
> > Brian - mean and only thinks of himself, no he's not the Messiah,
> > he's just a naughty boy.
> > Bryan - sexy, but stupid - can't spell.
> > Bronsen - annoying and never grows up - has a stupid name.
> > Bruce - stinks bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce.
> > Bryce - fun to be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill him
> > within a week.
> > Calvin - immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini.
> > Cameron - thinks he's funny...he's not, falls asleep during sex.
> > Carson - fun to be around and really sensitive.
> > Chad - cute, sensitive and very studly - only found in American
> > movies no real person has that name.
> > Chris - can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and
> > can use it too.
> > Christian - very sexy and seductive (think 'Legends of the Fall').
> > Clark - hilarious and always in trouble, problem with 'jailbait'.
> > Clayton - very sweet and adores girls, but very superficial.
> > Cole - nice, funny, and fun to be around.
> > Con - lies to women and blows up public buildings.
> > Cory - funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines.
> > Craig - tries to fit in - he never does.
> > Cyril - well, Cyril.
> > Dale - Charming , but sleeps with men.
> > Damola - Big, black, strong & long
> > Damon - total loser in a sweaty sort of way.
> > Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.
> > Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.
> > Daniel - enjoys root vegetables in every orifice.
> > David - hotty and works out a lot, loves girls named florence.
> > Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, good in
> > bed,stylish,
> > trendsetter - i.e. a [spang!?]er.
> > Dennis - either very nice to girls or a faggot.
> > Derek - has a great mummy, and blow-up doll collection.
> > Dominic - hilarious and will do anything to please.
> > Don - dickhead.
> > Doug - has a greasy face, drinking problem and warts.
> > Drew - bad-arse losers who never shuts up.
> > Dylan - horny [spang!?], who can't sing.
> > Dwayne - cool guy to be around if you can handle his name.
> > Eddie - wants too many chicks he'll never get 'cos he's an arsehole.
> > Enzo - italian train spotter, crap at sport
> > Eric - shy.
> > Erik - funny and treats girls how he wants to be treated.
> > Evan - a little slow but sweet, sexy, and model mental patient.
> > Frank - "different" - missing DNA - favours girls named Lucy.
> > Gareth - sweet but dresses too good to be straight.
> > Gary - drug addict but willing to share.
> > Gavin - likes bondage, S&M with other men.
> > Geoff - prefers golf to sex and war to peace.
> > George - barman who drinks more than he serves.
> > Glen - the sweetest guy -really down to earth
> > Graham - very hard to understand, likes group sex.
> > Grant - HORNY! but so sweet and you can talk to him about anything.
> > Greg - really sweet and feels sorry for himself.
> > Haydn - tries hard.
> > Howard - likes small-breasted women and pornography (doesn't
> > everybody!).
> > Ian - really popular but thinks all the girls want him.
> > Jason - full of himself and thinks with his dick - women beware.
> > Jeff - really ugly.
> > Jerome - gay, but very unhappy.
> > Jeremy - loud and thinks that he's all that he says he is.
> > Jermaine - ugly and makes girls puke.
> > Jesse - unpopular and needs to move on.
> > James - sweet, kind and always laughing.
> > Jack - stupid but hot.
> > Jimmy - sweet, has fantasies of love and affection.
> > Joe - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head.
> > John - has no friends or life - tends to kill small animals.
> > Jonathan - think he's good - he's shit.
> > Jordan - sexy but weird in bed.
> > Jose - hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites.
> > Josh - full of himself, fun.
> > Junior - hotty and totally good at football.
> > Justin - aggravating but loveable, insecure but successful.
> > Kain - the sexiest guy alive but very stuck up.
> > Kevin - can never get a girlfriend.
> > Keith - good person to talk to when you have a problem - his is
> > worse.
> > Kenneth - very, very...anything you want him to be.
> > Kim - very understanding and caring, feels lost in Korea.
> > Kurt - can kick anyone's arse.
> > Ky - see Kain.
> > Kyle - hornball who eats too many cornchips.
> > Larry - cute but wannabe player with big arse.
> > Laurey - short and funny looking.
> > Leigh - girl dressed up as boy.
> > Liam - loud mouthed arsehole, normally found in rock bands and pubs.
> > Lorenzo - fine and dresses in stolen gold.
> > Louie - unconventional, wise and annoying.
> > Lukarse - fat loser that dates other men.
> > Luke - seems to be sweet - Luke Solomons exactly!
> > Malcolm - tall man who tends to lose his trousers.
> > Mark - wished girls liked him for who he is not his great looks,
> > mouthy [spang!?] though.
> > Marc - dislexic git.
> > Martin - cute, sensitive - very vindictive, would shag your sister
> > Matt - the Fat Boy of the class, likes sweets and is full of shit.
> > Mike - very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl, which is
> > totally sweet.
> > Michael - the ugliest dog and he don't get any.
> > Nathan - stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel like he's there.
> > Nick - HORNY! but really nice - can't get past the missionary position
> > though.
> > Neil - sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed.
> > Oliver - likes men but is in denial.
> > Oscar - loser, a good name for a dog.
> > Owen - cute guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.
> > Patrick - drunk, drunk, drunk.
> > Pabs - is a God
> > Paul - had his mind stolen by aliens a long, long time ago.
> > Peter - cutie but very shy, makes women feel like virgins.
> > Phillip - nice guy, pretty cool - bit strange at times. weird sense of
> > humor
> > Reagen - ...strange.
> > Rhys - cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays.
> > Ricky - ugly shithead who everybody hates.
> > Rikki - see above.
> > Richard - cant stop [spang!?]ing and has more wet dreams than anybody.
> > Rob - tall and ugly...everybody hates him.
> > Rodney - as wide as he is tall, as intelligent as he is unique.
> > Ron - dresses like AFL footballer and likes to prance.
> > Ross - total loser and computer genius.
> > Rupert - arrogant [spang!?] who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud.
> > Russell - likes to play in the leaves which makes him an arsehole.
> > Ryan - short but sexy body and even sexier mind.
> > Sam - wannabe sex machine.
> > Scott - has serious disabilities.
> > Sean - has small testicles and no friends.
> > Seth - so sweet to other people but is a traitor.
> > Simon - quiet and simple, talks [spang!?].
> > Shane - thinks everybody wants to shag him - he's a virgin.
> > Shannon - the most determined and persevering sweety in the world.
> > Shaun - bit of a hard [spang!?], thinks women love him.
> > Steve - popular and funny when looked at side-on.
> > Stuart - droll guy with great arse and suicidal tendencies.
> > Tim - hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is.
> > Thomas - [spang!?] and immature
> > Tom - cool but can be arrogant.
> > Tony - hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around.
> > Travis - fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found.
> > Trevor - sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy.
> > Troy - cute and popular.
> > Taylor - gay.
> > Warren - cool, homosexual guy.
> > Wesley - great guy and easy to tolerate.
> > Will - wishes he were popular.
> > Zach - sweet and polite and adorable.
> > Zahid - devious and sly. Not to be trusted.
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