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    is that a man why dont some people think

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    Because modern society provides a safe bubble around those who would otherwise become victim of Darwin's theory

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    ^^ This boy is deep ^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by brownbear View Post
    ^^ This boy is deep ^^

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    why was tigger looking in the toilet ? he wastrying to find pooh.

    what did the letter say to the stamps? stick with me and we'll go places.

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    Quote Originally Posted by novadave24 View Post
    is that a man why dont some people think
    it was a joke... for a while every mirror or kettle or shiny thing had a naked person in it... the naturists were just having a laff

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    I ejaculated six feet earlier.

    .. which is strange as i normally ejaculate semen.

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    why did the woman take a loaf of bread to bed with her ? to feed her nightmare.

    what did the picture say to the other picture ? i heard you got framed.

    what does the toothbrush say to the hair brush ? i getmore head then you .

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    /\ thats not a joke........



    this is a joke\/

    what do you call a magistrate with no cock???? justice balls

    what do you call a female police officer with a shaven fanny??? c**tstubble

    why did paddy's wife buy C&A knickers?? so she knew which way round they went

    bin man goes to a chinese mans house & knocks on the door, he asks the bloke 'where's ya bin?'
    he replies 'i bin hong kong'
    'no, where's ya bin?'
    'i bin hong kong'
    'no, where's ya wheelie bin?'
    'i wheelie bin hong kong'

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    Lol I like that one

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