Mods, feel free to move to Muppet if it’s in the wrong place. Ta!
Right, this bunch of inept monkey bummers are doing my head in. basically im doing my mates mot repairs on his legacy. It failed on a few odd bits, and the front drop links. Having priced em up from the local factors, who asked for £27 each for 2 bits of plastic 4 inches long, i got on eBay and found a seller doing them for £21 Inc post for a pair. I ordered and was told they would be here for Thursday. Now my eBay stuff goes to my mums gaff, which is retired and at home all day. I made her aware there may be parcels coming, and seen as my old man went fishing at 6am she was up at the same time. What happened next is, mum was upstairs and heard a knock at the front door, so came down the stairs, to find a “whilst you was out” slip at the bottom of them under the letterbox. It stated the mail operative (read: bell end postie) had knocked 3 times and had got no answer?? Now my mother knows this wasn’t the case, and the half-wit had knocked and legged it. So I popped over and collected said slip, and went to the post office. Having handed the slip to the thick bint behind the counter, who obviously wasn’t the least bit interested, she told me the mail wasn’t back yet and it would be 72 hours until it could be collected. WHAT THE FUKK? 72 hours? Where is it going via, inver-fukking-ness? Silly cow behind the counter explained its normal for it to take this long. Why? Do they open it, stick it up their ass and wear it for a day? How safe is it whilst it’s out of the depot? It really makes my piss boil, as due to one lazy mo-fo postie I now have to wait till Monday to get my parts. Then to add insult to it, today another parcel arrived at mums, the postie knocked, and waited till mum came, when she asked if he did the delivery yesterday, he told her “nah love, some polish lad did, he’s known for pulling that trick” wait till I get hold of him. ****.
/rant over/
Please add you experiences of these inept moronic Mongoloid’s.
