'My boyfriends great' Rant!!

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23-05-10, 10:07 AM
Saloony

'My boyfriends great' Rant!!

My ex girlfriend friend from when i was 16 requested my assistance last night. She was in town with her best mate, fella and others for her birthday. I get a call at 1.30am from her best mate, 'Craig i dunno what to do, Kate wont/cant move, somethings wrong, Taxi's wont help and Ben has gone'. So at that point im thinking WTF, so off i went, i wasnt asleep anyway good thing i havent been sleeping well of late otherwise id been majorly pi55ed.

I get over there and she practically cant move, her mate was very alert and sound, makes me wonder if her drink was spiked, happens a lot in town here. Picked her up off the floor, mate in the back and set them down in the car. No by this point the boyfriend has been called a few times and not answered :mad: Then half way through the journey he calls back, Tess asked him were he went, didnt even bother answering.

Get to their flat, thinking right he'll be down stairs to take over, open the door and take her away, was he? was he fcuk. He buzzed the door open and then i had to carry her up 4flights of stairs:mad: Got her inside, and the podgey vertically challenged pr1ck was sat on the sofa and didnt even ****ing move. Got her to her room, then after proceeded to have a go at him... 'thanks for your help, really appreciate it!' Him- 'i dont care, i dont have to put up with that'.... Me 'Shes your girlfriend, fcuking act like she is!'

Maybe im old fashioned, but even a drink fuelled argument wouldnt see me just leaving them, i would stay away but keep within eye shot. I could never leave a girl(s) on there own to fend for themselves. On me way home there was an abundance of young girls walking home on there own WTF!!
23-05-10, 10:15 AM
MattBrown

Hard one to call tbh.

If she goes out, and has 15 vodkas, why should he have to clean up after her? She wants to go and get ****ered, then let her sort it out.

However, does make you wonder, if he cba to help her, what sort of person is he?
23-05-10, 10:16 AM
Jon_nova1

I sure if i was in the same position i would have found the nearest object and planted it in his face! thats of course assuming i didn't ditch her because she was a complete bitch anyway lol

you'd still help even if she had 15 vodkas, i've done it for mates etc, when he's supposed to take care of her as a boyfriend it doesn't look very helpful when he's at home sat on his ****
23-05-10, 10:19 AM
mk1nova_rich

he sounds like a ****er to be fair. even if her state was self-induced i would help her in that situation BUT why do people (women especially) believe they can drink so much?? She may be coming home in that state every week in which case i would get fed up of it too
23-05-10, 10:21 AM
Jon_nova1

thats a fair point actually lol but women do seem to think they can drink everything then...i don't know? skip home while linking arms with thier fellow drinkers? lol
23-05-10, 10:22 AM
MattBrown

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Originally Posted by mk1nova_rich

he sounds like a ****er to be fair. even if her state was self-induced i would help her in that situation BUT why do people (women especially) believe they can drink so much?? She may be coming home in that state every week in which case i would get fed up of it too

+rep
My point exactly:thumb:
23-05-10, 10:25 AM
Jon_nova1

But her mate rang up saying she doesn't know what to do? surely if she did it every weekend they'd know who to ring and Saloony would have had alot more phone calls in the past? or maybe the previous victim couldn't be bothered anymore so Saloony is going to get more phone calls
23-05-10, 10:29 AM
mk1nova_rich

she may have been spiked, but again why do people leave their drinks unattended when they know these things happen :wall: people wind me up with their stupidity
23-05-10, 11:48 AM
muzzy

Sounds like a ****er, I wouldn't leave any female I was out with in that state, myself and friends generally make sure any girl's get to a taxi/lift before carrying on.
23-05-10, 12:06 PM
CoolTiger

always sort the girls out before your self is a genral rule
23-05-10, 12:36 PM
MattBrown

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Originally Posted by CoolTiger

always sort the girls out before your self is a genral rule

Only at the chance of perving though lol
23-05-10, 12:36 PM
karlgardner

agreed mate {cool tiger}
23-05-10, 04:25 PM
Saloony

She does go out most weekends, but to be in that state, well its never happened before. I know her really well, know full well what shes like.To be calling me tho, it meant it was serious as its the first time ive ever been called out. Its in my nature to look after people, im quite protective over them close to me, so for him to leave her like he did rattles my cage badly. She had the good grace to ring me today and she couldnt say sorry enough, i told her what i thought of her fella and that i had a pop at him,she said her mate and fella failed to mention it to her lol If her drink was spiked, it would be easy to do, shes a wine drinker and them glasses are easy to drop something in at a blink of an eye. But ive also told her that if i ever hear or see her in that state again i will slap her lol
23-05-10, 10:08 PM
dj_wudgey

the guy sounds like a total prick you should have slaped him all over the flat!!
23-05-10, 10:11 PM
Mike

Her other half sounds like a loser.
23-05-10, 10:13 PM
dj_wudgey

a big one at that!!
23-05-10, 10:15 PM
Benn

He sounds like a cu*t, he should have been waiting at the door to take over from you.. As it wasn't your prob and you didnt have to help.

But you did cause your a good and nice guy!

I'd have asked for a drink, then glassed him.*

I hate anything liker that. But some people do need it.
23-05-10, 10:17 PM
Saloony

I have a deep hatred for him. However, i now have a date with her friend lol WIN!! Altho still love to climb on Kate... im winning slowly on that score too hahaha

Nah, i scared the sh1t out of him without raising my pimp hand to him. If im gonna spend a night in a cell its gotta be worth it lol
23-05-10, 10:18 PM
Benn

True you could have banged her and her mate...lol
23-05-10, 10:19 PM
dj_wudgey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Benn

He sounds like a cu*t, he should have been waiting at the door to take over from you.. As it wasn't your prob and you didnt have to help.

But you did cause your a good and nice guy!

I'd have asked for a drink, then glassed him.*

I hate anything liker that. But some people do need it.

i agree mate that would have been funny lol smash his own glass in his face lol
23-05-10, 10:20 PM
Saloony

Quote:

Originally Posted by Benn

True you could have banged her and her mate...lol

Oh yes, Kate nearly did rape me at the door, but im too honest for my own good lol
23-05-10, 10:25 PM
Dod

To be honest, you should have given her one and asked him if he wanted to smell her muff, and then presented your blunt instrument.

Seriously though, I'd have put him out of your flat, send him on his way. As for her, well, when in Rome..... ;)
23-05-10, 10:30 PM
Saloony

Dod, it was there flat lol
23-05-10, 10:37 PM
Dod

All the more reason to put him out and give her one. That way there'd be no awkward "Where am I, why is my back sore, why am I bruised and whats this stuff all over my hair?" malarky to have to put up with. Get in there, get it done and go home.

Also, spunk on the lads pillow.
23-05-10, 10:38 PM
Andy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dod

To be honest, you should have given her one and asked him if he wanted to smell her muff, and then presented your blunt instrument.
;)

lol But then again,if he got his blunt instrument out also,well no.A clash of swords is never good
23-05-10, 10:40 PM
Dod

See, I wouldnt have that problem, he'd see mine and hide thinking it'd bite him.
23-05-10, 10:42 PM
Bubba

Quote:

Originally Posted by Benn

True you could have banged her and her mate...lol

together :thumb:
23-05-10, 11:18 PM
dj_wudgey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dod

All the more reason to put him out and give her one. That way there'd be no awkward "Where am I, why is my back sore, why am I bruised and whats this stuff all over my hair?" malarky to have to put up with. Get in there, get it done and go home.

Also, spunk on the lads pillow.

rofl when he next goes bed he's wondering why his pillow is so crusty lol
23-05-10, 11:51 PM
Sloth

not to sound "hard" or owt but i'd have tw@tted him too. cant stand peeps who treat others like sh1t.
24-05-10, 12:09 AM
Stuart

Craig, pics of your boyfriend or GTFO :p
24-05-10, 12:20 AM
wwmnw

It is scary when this happens, something similar happened to my sister a while back, she can handle her drink (spent a few years at uni drinking vodka for breakfast lol) got a call off her one night and she was making no sense at all, what scared me was she was alone, had gone out in Durham with a friend and I eventually found her in Sunderland (about 15 miles apart) at 2 am after she told me she was in two other towns/city's.
24-05-10, 02:16 PM
dj_wudgey

Quote:

Originally Posted by wwmnw

It is scary when this happens, something similar happened to my sister a while back, she can handle her drink (spent a few years at uni drinking vodka for breakfast lol) got a call off her one night and she was making no sense at all, what scared me was she was alone, had gone out in Durham with a friend and I eventually found her in Sunderland (about 15 miles apart) at 2 am after she told me she was in two other towns/city's.

fook me that sounds pretty crazy how she get there?? lucky nothing happend!!!
24-05-10, 02:48 PM
wwmnw

Quote:

Originally Posted by dj_wudgey

fook me that sounds pretty crazy how she get there?? lucky nothing happend!!!

She cant remember a thing, but one of the times she phoned me it sounded like was on a train (which also makes things more confusing as at the time of night there was no trains from Durham to Sunderland). The way she was going on was as if she had been given drugs but shes proper anti drugs so would never have taken any. Had me proper worried that night.
24-05-10, 11:30 PM
dj_wudgey

yea im not suprised mate thats probs what happend though!! its dodgy out on the town especially for lasses!!