its now dan 130 rather than mallinova its more normal so if im getting bits off anybody it still me just diffrent name cheers :thumb:
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its now dan 130 rather than mallinova its more normal so if im getting bits off anybody it still me just diffrent name cheers :thumb:
Goon.
lol
OMG im so excited im gonna cum...
I thought you had changed your name to elizabeth via deed poll then.
not untill the adams apple has goneQuote:
Originally Posted by Matt2107
There was a proper transvestite on holiday at our hotel complex in Majorca.
I could tell from the following... in order of less obvious to most obvious
Choice of clothes
Crappy cheap wig
Bright lipstick that clashed with whatever it was wearing.
Manly hands
Manly walk
The way it scoffed its food
Hairly legs
Adams Apple
Gruff man voice
Stubble
Alas I tried hard to get a picture and even considered going and asking for an autograph as it looked so much like the "ladies" from little britain.
we were all sat outside a pub once that was next to a canal, saw this 'bird' on a bike in the distance, wearing a bright blue dress. my mate spots 'her' and says "whos wants to sniff the seat on that, eh lads" we all keep quite and as 'she' went past hairy legs, adams apple, bodybuilder type phsyique
never laughed so much in my life
Classic... also I thought of you while I was on holiday.... buying a ltr of vodka for ?2.69.
They even come in plastic bottles to keep the weight down in the suitcase.
dont do vodka, sends me nasty
brandy all the way