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so, after a quite shocking bad 'date' last night i wondered if anyone else had any horror stories ??
my 'date' started so well aswell, she had an ice cold stella on the bar for me (in a chalice) bit of small talk, good kisser, stroking my ego :d just a shame she had hairy legs :eek: and i mean man hairy, i only brushed across her lower leg and could of used it to sand the rust on the nova down !!!
Needless to say i made my excuses and left sharpish
ouch lol I met an Irish bird on holiday once, she had shaved the bottom of her legs, but not the tops :wtf: her skirt blew up on the beach and I pretended not to notice, let her finish sucking me off then said my goodbyes lol
After finishing the drink I assume? lol
I've had a few scares. One girl, after a particularly dull date, couldn't take a hint to get out of my car after I dropped her off. Must have sat outside her place for a good 15-20 (very awkward lol) mins. Dunno if she expected me to lean over and suck her face off or what. In the end I gave up on politeness and just told her to GTFO as I had places to be lol
lol was her name alan
c'mon what do you think jack - i was on my 3rd when i 'discoverd' - she was well up for a quickie aswell, actually told me so outright lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Jack
i've never had a 'bad' date, but whilst out with the missus have been accosted by some truly shocking things....deb has a habit of sneaking off to find a good view to watch the carnage...
Dated a bird at college in south London, the dad had left when she was young and I felt quite sorry for her, got her under the covers and moved in to give her some attention and her privates had been shaven a few days earlier and had started to grow back, honestly I nearly vomited on her and opted for a handjob and left shortly after
Never to return again.
I won't mention the one with Exzema!
looks like me and mowgli are the lucky ones, or you guys dont no how to spot a rotten rat.
i once met a lass,she was ok looking not mint but boneable, took her back went down for the kill and she had shaved but missed a few hairs! was horrible never again i ignored her from then on
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Originally Posted by davidfox280585
haha i woulda grabbed then like a driveshaft and pulled like feck