Read it in an Irish accent, it works then.Quote:
Originally Posted by Novasport
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Read it in an Irish accent, it works then.Quote:
Originally Posted by Novasport
it only really works for 'whale oil beef hooked'
What a ****ing fix...how did that boring miserable ****ing prick ever win a personality award?? ****er
removing seam sealer the last 2 days, what a sh!t job.
Fecking nova won't start.
Internal error message I keep getting on this site when i have 12 hours to kill and Im trying to read a thread lol
^ I've been getting the same one all day as well!
Wasnt sure if it was the firewall on the computer im using out here, must be a png thing
spending 8 hours in A&E :(
Finding a low mileage van very cheap but being ******* skint
but aren't you a doctor??? lol lolQuote:
Originally Posted by pie
IMO he deserved it... He done what no other Brit has managed to do in a very long time.Quote:
Originally Posted by mk1nova_rich
WTF mike lol lol I cant be trusted with a spoon lol lolQuote:
Originally Posted by mowgli
I poke holes in cars for a living lol lol
lol lol lol
Some foreign **** pulled out on me on a roundabout yesterday and I went into the back corner of his car...hes just rung me up accusing me of speeding and losing control and being totally at fault :tard: wants me to give him money to fix his car. Should have trusted my instincts about him being insured. Wish our lass hadnt been with me cos I'd have ****ing levelled him :mad:
Even if you was speeding still no excuse to pull out on you! A guy pulled out on me last year and I went into the side of the rear bumper tried I say i was going to fast etc (which I wasn't) insurance went in my favour because he cut me up.
I was doing 20mph max...if I'd been speeding I'd have T-boned him FFS...fingers crossed
report the accident/incident to the police.
it might straighten him up a tad
The useless. car won't start unless you bump start it and now it won't go into 1st gear.Great as I have to travel a few hundredmiles tonight.
Well you weren't gonna do a few hundred miles in 1st gear so it shouldn't be too bad. 20, 5 mile trips would be an **** though lol
The wind! Big out storm outside and it keeps setting off the bloody car alarm!
same here to much wind I cant here the tv lol
Tell me about it! I have a loft room so it's all I can bloody hear and then my f**king alarm goes off!
People that have no clue how to drive in any kinda of weather.
Ok it was windy and the rain was mega heavy. But you dont need to drive at 30mph in the middle road.
Even worse when its a Land Rover that was going around the puddles!
If you cant drive in it, DON'T DRIVE!
LOL I know exactly why they drive round them,cos when ya go through em it engulfs the windscreen .
Was hoping to get up snowboarding today but the snow gates are closed due to the weather.
Fcuk being up there in this lol, i'll just go to the indoor slope on friday lol
lol looks like a not too bad covering of snow they have it's just quite windy I think, I'm dying to use my new board lol don't want to ruin it on the dry slope though. Looks like it will be open on the 26th though. :)
That indoor place any good? Me and a few mates were thinking of going down.
Like it does in my van, that's why we have wipers!Quote:
Originally Posted by Andy
Yeah its much better than a dry slope mate, im still learning and have only been 4 or 5 times, it gets mega busy at peak times tho and the ques for the lifts are a bit long at times but still good to try out and get your snow fix in the summer lol
I'll have to check it out in the new year then :) wish we had a place like that up here! Although the dry slope is here is very good, it's quite big and has jumps etc
Its actually really good as there is plenty to do around the place too, cinema, bowling, restaurants, shops including ellis brigham,dry wall climbing and the shopping centre too all in one place,
If you are down in glasgow you should pop into xscape and have a look, or have something to eat in tge china buffet king which has full length windows to watch folk on the slope
Driving home after picking up my new arb, a cucumber (yes a cucumber) got kicked up by the car in front and under mine subsequently smashing my air horn to pieces. I stopped to look and saw what was left of my horn but it was mainly bits of cucumber smashed into the bell housing. Then I got some random piece of trim (from another car) caught under my wheel at traffic lights so I dragged my wheel locked up a couple of feet. But other than that it's been an ok day, other than the rain.
I now have to write in what's made you happy today because the image of a flying cucumber has a cheered me up lol on another note it's a shame your air horn got bustQuote:
Originally Posted by millworm
It was only a cheapo ebay one, worst bit is now I have to get on the cold wet floor to fit it :(Quote:
Originally Posted by 16v
Getting texts from eBay to55ers at 0:15 AM!!!
Happily trundling along the A6 up north towards Joure at 50 mph, some **** in a white VW/Mercedes van decided it was a good idea to ram his car into the back of my camper. Heard a loud bang (didn't feel it though - got to love heavy 1952 build quality) and he came flying by, littering the motorway with debris of his passenger mirror in the process. All I could see was that he was on Belgian plates but it all happened too quick to get his number. Tosser didn't bother to pull over and exchange details. Never mind, considering he managed to fold my (thick steel :thumb:) bike carrier and dent the drivers side rear end, he must have inflicted a shedload worth of £££ in damage to his van. :d
Here's the result...
http://i537.photobucket.com/albums/f...s/DSC07115.jpg
http://i537.photobucket.com/albums/f...s/DSC07116.jpg
http://i537.photobucket.com/albums/f...s/DSC07120.jpg
^ Bet that made a miss of his car....
What a ****er :mad:
This current trend of using sidelights combined with foglights - I really don't understand it :confused:
Or even better no lights at all, just foglights
Trying desprately to buy conversion mounts for my corsa but my money obviously isnt good enough. Argh