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19-09-13, 09:41 PM
millworm

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Originally Posted by Jeff16v

adrenalin mate, an automatic un controllable human reaction to stress. Silly cow, lol

the best part was the community support officers standing on the opposite side of the road just watching lol
19-09-13, 09:43 PM
Jeff16v

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Originally Posted by millworm

the best part was the community support officers standing on the opposite side of the road just watching lol

They don't call them a plastic copper for nothing, he's thinking, sily cow also, lol
19-09-13, 09:55 PM
millworm

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Originally Posted by Jeff16v

They don't call them a plastic copper for nothing, he's thinking, solid cow also, lol

lol too true
20-09-13, 08:31 AM
Andy

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Originally Posted by mowgli

andy, i don't think you'd have got on there anyway... they appear to lack any testicles...

i wish people would actually tell you straight these days, but they prefer to string people along.. i reckon they had to advertise it but actually had someone in mind all along....

would you be surprised if i said it was a franchised main dealer of one of the biggest car makers on earth?
20-09-13, 10:20 AM
Spudly

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Originally Posted by Andy

would you be surprised if i said it was a franchised main dealer of one of the biggest car makers on earth?

Nope, theyre the worst for it mate, ive worked locally for Honda, Toyota, Renault/Nissan/Seat, and theyre all the same, they will prefer to fill vacancies in house, or use the cheapest option available!

Like Mike said, they will have had the person in mind for the job, but are required legally to advertise it!
20-09-13, 02:17 PM
Jack

Remember this?

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Originally Posted by Jack

http://i.imgur.com/FgvxBac.jpg

:roll:

She's done it again lol

http://i.imgur.com/rNfphj1.jpg

To be fair, the van is blocking the way into the parking bit, but as you can see it does have a legit reason to be there for the mo. And there's nothing to stop her from parking in front of the BMW or just off to the left of the pic. :roll:
20-09-13, 02:27 PM
L14MNP

I remember.

****ing ignorant split-****. **** in her handbag.
20-09-13, 02:30 PM
bazzap8389

Now go get your gt4 and box the bint in.
20-09-13, 03:38 PM
Jack

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Originally Posted by bazzap8389

Now go get your gt4 and box the bint in.

Was very tempted, but she'd probably have bashed it when trying to move her car :roll: The thing that annoys me most is that she just plonked her car there - if she'd knocked on the door and asked if I minded that she put it there for whatever reason I'd have probably been Ok with it (maybe pointed out there's perfectly adequate parking barely 10 metres away). But no, she just put it there. What if I needed to get to hospital this morning for xray and bloods?

I did go out and enable the alarm siren, was going to set it off when she came out to move her car but missed the opportunity lol

[edit] Just noticed the camera quality on my S4 is way better than my old HTC lol
20-09-13, 07:20 PM
phunkynova

Jack she can't park to save her life. But maybe it's time to have a polite talk with her.
20-09-13, 07:36 PM
mowgli

is that lee's van?? if so, he's really gone to seed.....lol lol

jack, why not print off a few dozen of the images on A4 with the tag 'should have gone to specsavers' and fix them to local lamp posts
20-09-13, 08:22 PM
_Jake

Welding ****e rusty nova metal. hate it.
20-09-13, 09:43 PM
Southie

Jack, paint some double yellow lines on that corner lol
20-09-13, 09:50 PM
mowgli

she can't drive, and can't be bothered to obey all the other road laws, so why would she pay attention to double yellows???
21-09-13, 09:35 PM
Benn

Weddings of people ive never met.
22-09-13, 09:23 AM
mowgli

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Originally Posted by Benn

Weddings of people ive never met.

is there a story behind this?? or just the usual uncomfortable, boredom inducing, badly catered waste of a day?
22-09-13, 11:59 AM
Andy

My face aches after all the false smiling when attending such functions...
Sort of like..."hi,allright?" *cunnt
"hello,how are you?" *wannker lol
22-09-13, 12:56 PM
mowgli

i've only ever been to one wedding where i didn't know a single person (apart from the girl i agreed to take as she was recovering from surgery & couldn't drive herself) it was the worst wedding i ever went to . the groom was pretty much ignored by her family.. her mum was a manicly obsessive gardener & they spent 4hrs taking pics of the garden with the bride stood in front of various features.. it was stinking hot & they wouldn't let us into the tent for refreshments, and the brides mum kept swanning past telling us to enjoy the garden.... the reception lasted 45mins before the taxi came to take the happy couple to the airport, then we were told to enjoy our trip home & that was it....
22-09-13, 02:14 PM
Spudly

Getting back to my van after my ride this morning, to find because its been parked up for over a week under trees (covered in sap) that an obviously local wasps next had taken a shine to it and my van was peppered in them, i mean properly peppered, there mustve been going on to 50 - 60+ all over it!

And to add to this, i am absolutely petrified of wasps, have been since being little, i had to spank my van down the lanes/backroads to get rid of them before i could load mine and my mates bikes in, dived through the passenger side door and hurriedly slammed the door behind me, can anyone guess how fast you have to drive before your average wasp loses grip........
22-09-13, 02:30 PM
mowgli

i assume it was barely legal lol....anyway, man up & get over it spud... i've been hospitalised cos of them, but i don't get all 'jeremy spake off the airport tv show' when i see one, i give them room & avoid contact, which in my current job is a bit interesting at times
22-09-13, 02:34 PM
Southie

Spud fighting off the wasps lol
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-co...ncident-v1.jpg
22-09-13, 02:34 PM
Jack

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Originally Posted by Spudly

Getting back to my van after my ride this morning, to find because its been parked up for over a week under trees (covered in sap) that an obviously local wasps next had taken a shine to it and my van was peppered in them, i mean properly peppered, there mustve been going on to 50 - 60+ all over it!

And to add to this, i am absolutely petrified of wasps, have been since being little, i had to spank my van down the lanes/backroads to get rid of them before i could load mine and my mates bikes in, dived through the passenger side door and hurriedly slammed the door behind me, can anyone guess how fast you have to drive before your average wasp loses grip........

...said Spud, to the policeman. lol
22-09-13, 02:38 PM
mowgli

well, your honour, in mitigation, here is a letter from my mother explaining that i've been petrified of wasps since i was 5.

d'ya reckon it'd work?
22-09-13, 04:08 PM
Alex J

My morphine has ran out, and im in pain
22-09-13, 04:26 PM
Spudly

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Originally Posted by Alex J

My morphine has ran out, and im in pain

Yeah you win!

You been hammering that casio then i take it lol
22-09-13, 08:26 PM
Alex J

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Originally Posted by Spudly

Yeah you win!

You been hammering that casio then i take it lol

I used it all last night, im on the liquid stuff now to get over tbe pain of my bionic leg lol
22-09-13, 08:31 PM
Andy

heroin ftw
Any pics of said wasps?
22-09-13, 08:37 PM
Spudly

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Originally Posted by Andy

heroin ftw
Any pics of said wasps?

Fook that, wasnt hanging about to take pics, wasps are evil little ****ers and theyre everywhere round here atm :cry:
22-09-13, 10:28 PM
Alex J

The mood im in ill ****ing eat the c**s, be less pain than im in right now
23-09-13, 12:29 AM
Jeff16v

Travellers have broken into the recreation ground 15 yards from my front door and the cars .
23-09-13, 07:03 AM
mowgli

great. now watch the police do nothing
23-09-13, 10:37 AM
Novasport

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Originally Posted by Jeff16v

Travellers have broken into the recreation ground 15 yards from my front door and the cars .

I would get the Nova's moved elswhere asap or if you cant, get them blocked in and well immobilised.
23-09-13, 05:02 PM
Rage

pulled the head off my van today after the bolts for the cam pulley came out to find i have 4 bent valves and 2 smashed cam followers. it looks repairable but i can't find the parts i need
23-09-13, 06:58 PM
bazzap8389

My new phone was supposed to be here today and it ain't turned up :(
23-09-13, 07:58 PM
Jeff16v

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Originally Posted by mowgli

great. now watch the police do nothing

exactly as you said, the little ****s robbed the corner shop within 30 mins of arriving. Nice

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Originally Posted by Novasport

I would get the Nova's moved elswhere asap or if you cant, get them blocked in and well immobilised.

Mate, last night as soon as I found out i moved both of them about half a mile away to a place of safety.

Rang the council this morning to be told they had applied for an eviction notice, by midday today the had gone, the police arrived in force to find rubbish and pony poo only. They shouldn't be difficult to spot, 20-30 caravans in convoy.

my wife took out daughter to the park and the little pikeys were in playground, a four year old asked her if she liked travellers, she's like "it's nice to move about" lol another one asked her if she had a nice big wedding, roflmao!
23-09-13, 09:11 PM
Benn

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Originally Posted by mowgli

is there a story behind this?? or just the usual uncomfortable, boredom inducing, badly catered waste of a day?

So my mrs is 25, the bride of said wedding was a school/college friend. Seen her once since 1st year of college. So the wedding was all people we didn't know bar 2 other people.
So we drive to Taunton.. Mistakenly taking the A303, which was fine till Stonehenge. Where it goes to one lane and a 30, and everyone slow down to look at some frigging rocks....
Get there, very posh hotel, the room is tiny for the amount of people in it, the "DJ" was shi*e and playing old cheesey songs (give the groom pops he asked the "DJ" to play better/a bit newer songs and he did)
The music was just abit to loud so you couldn't talk without shouting. The food was wanna be posh, which made it small and crap.
Drinks? Oh christ... I don't drink, so i had a small orange juice mrs had a small red wine....... £10.40! I nearly shat!

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Originally Posted by Andy

My face aches after all the false smiling when attending such functions...
Sort of like..."hi,allright?" *cunnt
"hello,how are you?" *wannker lol

Yes yes but more like... "hi, how are you?"..... Who the funk was that?
25-09-13, 02:40 PM
Andy

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Originally Posted by Andy

Being strung along for months in a job application.
Applied for a job in late june early july that had a start date in mid august,had an email pretty sharp to say I had successfully made the 2nd round and to await further emails.
Received a 2nd email in early august saying "I was through to the next stage,which will commence September" even though the advertised start date was 19august.
No further email so rang the company today to chase it up and the position was filled 2 and a half months ago.
Absolute fukking w4nkers.All they had to say was no ffs.

Actually had a telephone call on Monday off these fools,out the blue,and gave me an interview over the phone,very professional.
Now they said should the interview be successful I would reach the "next stage" which was a visit to the dealership for an assessment there.
Now,today I receive this......LOL

Dear Andrew
Following your recent application to the xxxxxxxx and associated telephone interview, I regret to inform you that you that, due to the current economic climate, the dealer has reluctantly decided to withdraw this vacancy.
We apologise for any inconvenience
We wish you every success in your future career.

I have never read so much sh1t.Blaming it on the "economic climate" hahahaha
I wish you could report stuff like this as its about as unprofessional and timewasting as it gets!
I find it an insult that they have barefaced lied to me.
I understand its none of my business,and its up to them who they employ-this isn't my point,its the fact they think they can mess people around.
25-09-13, 03:18 PM
L14MNP

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Originally Posted by Benn

which was fine till Stonehenge. Where it goes to one lane and a 30, and everyone slow down to look at some frigging rocks....

Stonehenge is a very interesting, ancient monument that we still do not know the reasons behind.
It is also one of the Seven Wonders of the World.

I was disappointed by it's size though. </thatshwhatshesaid>

There's more to see in life than shiny cars you know!
25-09-13, 03:39 PM
Benn

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Originally Posted by L14MNP

Stonehenge is a very interesting, ancient monument that we still do not know the reasons behind.
It is also one of the Seven Wonders of the World.

I was disappointed by it's size though. </thatshwhatshesaid>

There's more to see in life than shiny cars you know!

THEIR FRIGGING ROCKS.
Reason? Some one likes rocks and wanted to know the date.... Still why it is one frigging lane and a 30? If you wanna see them... Park up and have a wander... Don't slow dont and stare from your car.. Or take a photo like the PRICK in the car in front did.
25-09-13, 03:42 PM
8valve-craig

The backlog you encountered would have been more due to the recent addition of a new roundabout, and the closure of the A344.

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