Ripped the nads on my favourite shorts.
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Ripped the nads on my favourite shorts.
having to go work at 2:00 in the afternoon
Getting out off bed :( bright side the car got a real good clean haha
Mrs came back from her day out with 3 bantam chickens yesterday ffs
With no where to put them I've spent the day making a run a collecting a coop
What a ****ing waste of time
ahem.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Edd
http://www.kitchencontraptions.com/i...nRed6Quart.jpg
Got into work tonight and the lazy ****er I work back to back with has done half an hours work max, so I've came into a **** job because of him. I'll be timing it right so I leave him a pish job for the morning.
Not having my new house ready to move into :cry:
£120 in bank charges for being overdrawn :mad: I suppose I ought to read my letters instead of binning them lol
going to barry island today, oh my, what a pit lol
Did you see Gavin or Stacey?Quote:
Originally Posted by Alex J
uncle bryn....lol
Fit the sr engine 3 days ago.
Give it a service and fit the exhaust etc
Fired it up just for the first time and the bottom end is knocking :(
I have spent the last week getting the car ready for its mot and respray.
My heart as just sank and I feel like giving up :(
Why don't people just sell something to you honest!
I would of rebuilt it before fitting it if I had known! Ffs!
people that don't understand the difference between a itemized quote and a estimate....
go on then..... did you give it or receive it?
Came out after my best mates 20th to find a muddy footprint and this. No CCTV in the area either. fvcking raging
http://24.media.tumblr.com/11d916fa9...cluo1_1280.jpg
Christmas cards already appearing in card shops. I love Christmas but cummon! :tard:
i get asked that a lot.Quote:
Originally Posted by mowgli
still no PNG sticker
You're seriously p*ssed off over a sticker?! lolQuote:
Originally Posted by J398SUR
Seriously? :wtf:Quote:
Originally Posted by J398SUR
Apple, cant get away from them can you lol
Ive requested mu iPhone be unlocked, for this i've had to ring orange, for them to email my 'request' to apple, so that they can decide to 'allow' me to unlock their product, so i can sell it to my mate (shush) done this, and its now going to take up to 28 days :cry:
And i was going to leave him some apps and games on the phone, but to remove all of my contacts and details from the phone, i have to plug it into iTunes and reset the bloody thing, stupid apple is stupid :p
The one I got with the car is peeling and looks W4nk ... Only wanting to Rep the Club whats wrong with that ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tanya.
Yip ... I have major OCD when it come to stuff like that ... I detail the hover mate , its not good ... lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Hobbit
Having to work with possibly the worst chest infection I've ever had :(
thats nothing, i bought a bed off a bloke who is going to be working in catarrh for the next 3 years.... i hope he has some wellies
mine is the old mixed emotions thing... mrs & kids are off to a festival for the bank holiday weekend, leaving me & the dog to do man stuff without any interuption... then this afternoon, i stumbled on a building site & managed to twist my right knee about 90deg from where it should be.. i'm hobbling round in agony.. the painkillers haven't took the edge off yet, nor has the alcohol
Toppers. They always seem to have a better story no matter what.
I came into work and after being here 4 years of entering the alarm code twice a day and couldn't remember it. Then the alarm started going off which didn't help my brain remember it. Luckily after 10 minutes of bashing keypad buttons with every number I could remember I stumbled across the right one.
Oh and my holiday to Egypt in about 2 weeks looking as though it will be a bit garbage being confined to the area we are staying instead of being able to do some trips out.
Load force balancing 21" q7 tyres :(
oh and q5 7 speed s-tronic gearboxes....................... and allroad air suspension...........................and tt windows! I will stop here.
What is with the stupid origami spare tyre on them? Its not as if they need to save space, the Q7 is the size of an average four bedroomed detatched house!
Range Rover Sports and the ***** that buy them.
Cos they're 7 seats rich, and boot space is small, hey why not have a folding spare! :roll: most customers don't know how to use them anyway and have them recovered to the dealer:roll:Quote:
Originally Posted by Novasport
First time I saw one I was like WTF. Could not understand why they put a space saver in there with no wind in it lol
Curry farts, god they're offensive lol
this is pretty much the customers reaction too lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Novasport
Last night of my holiday :( cba going back to work etc
Not seen 1 nova here either! Usually always see a few when I'm away
My sister. I have a two bedroom flat and share it with her, I was here about 5 months before her and it was all good times by myself except it was a tad too much when the rent/bills were paid, so she moved in and everything got halved, had to add her name to the contract as I was made redundant from my last job.
Bit of a brief on 'her': We're both from Co.Durham. She spent 9 years in London at uni then living/working there. 28 years old now and she works in a pub (well done on her getting somewhere with Uni lol)
We've had a few arguments over her being 'sh!t' at doing general house work and after every argument she picks up and does her share for a few months then slacks off again, its at the point now where I'm sick of her sh!t and sick of her and I'm half tempted to throw her down the stairs followed by her bags but that would land me in gaol.Shame.
Anyway many f*cking arguments later and we're back to square one, shes **** and lazy and some of her london mates are coming up in a couple of months. Doesn't matter what I say as her name is on the contract she is entitled to invite people round.
She's twenty-f*cking-eight and can NOT clean up after her self, not even take the rubbish bag out to the main bin as shes walking down the stairs, yet she harps on at me when she cleans the bath and hoovers 2 rooms!
I'm so p!ssed off and so sick of her, but I'm not sure I can afford to live by myself.
^ pics... lol
She looks like me but shorter and with longer yet thinner hair.
No more pic requests please.
http://www.mixunit.com/cms/uploads/p...84_2_324_2.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by wwmnw
Pics of sister