i knew a bloke that lived on my mums road never worked in all the years he lived there always on about how bad his back was
look out the window one day and he is carring a sofa down the road on his back and came back with some massive paving slabs
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i knew a bloke that lived on my mums road never worked in all the years he lived there always on about how bad his back was
look out the window one day and he is carring a sofa down the road on his back and came back with some massive paving slabs
Agreed. My waste of space mum is like this, she would "love to work" and yet has never worked more than probably a week or two in her life. She always has numerous excuses. She loves that my "disabled" brother has moved in as he's now a reason for her to get more money and stay home. That pisses me off.Quote:
Originally Posted by mowgli
Yeah OK I shouldn't have said shopping. lol I was busy doing manly things like punching people and smoking cigars instead of watching the football.Quote:
Originally Posted by Southie
Really :eek: lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Iain
^^lol
What's pissed me off today: I can't say anything that doesn't make me sound like a gay.
This is for a 'today' issue, not life problems.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iain
It's only in jest, man up mate lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Iain
the answer is ' a woman'Quote:
Originally Posted by Iain
I've just ran over a neighbours cat, whoops
you know what your 1st mistake was?? posting a confession on here.....
Yes you are gay if you would rather watch bellenders.:gay::gay::gay:Quote:
Originally Posted by novadave24
Im sorry,i should have put a l0l on the end of that comment calling you a cunnt,i apologise,it was just a joke.Nowt personal:thumb::)
no problem andy :)
and yeah iain me and my girl friend whent to shpping was so nice diddent have to walk around anyone :)
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Turbocripple. Lolz.
Women...end of!
i thought it cost extra for her to wee on you???
Not being able to drive the new car enough as the Mrs is being a greedy pain in the ass lol
fcuking weather,trying to do a paving job only for the heavens to open every couple of mins.............and more so pissed off as i now have to get "most" of it finnished tomorrow WEATHER PERMITTING!!!
EDIT; quick met office check bring good news, a nice dry day tomorrow , bad news i was planning to go spend some well earned round town........
Going to put my range rover on egay only to find out its runs out of mot on in a week, this makes me sad.
Having to rely on other people, does my head in not always there fault just a pain
foot pain
Getting near the end of my 700ml jack Daniels lol
There is a lesson to be learnt there, stop being tight and buy 1 litre bottles in future!
I usually do this one was a gift
Myself.
leaving my taco card behind, lmao
the bloke i work with doing sweet **** ALL all day!!!!
being stuck at 90 on the motorway lol
work called, been caught doing 38 in a 30 (I'm a dick head), my speed awareness course has been moved back to next week due to my foot so luckily i haven't lost my placement on that, just the 3 points :( time to slow right down and stop driving everywhere in a rush.
courier delivery services!
arranged 4 different dates now and every ****ing day they've not came...
Bought a mid frame assembly for my iPhone and received the chrome trim piece lol
trying to remove seam sealer and prep for stitch welding engine bay
Spent about 2 hours yeasterday cleaning the car and now it's dirty again I give up :mad:
Hurley engine services talking to a right c£nt today !!!!!! a55hole
Rotary engine? Not heard the name Hurley's for a few years
It's because you hurle them when they break