Oral Sex...

As far as fertility is concerned with heels, IMHO i think it's cos the heels tilt a womans back, and pelvis so it sits forward rather that up, which i guess in turn could cause similar problems to mine in the sense that my bits inside have gotten mixed up lol

Do explain lol.

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Originally Posted by novabex

Oh and I dont own one pair of black trousers.

Ick. Fashion disaster.

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Ick. I own black trousers. Ick. They are ideal for work. Ick. Most of them have pinstripe. Ick.
I suppose they are only a fashion disaster if you can't pull them off (not literally*). I have been told several times how nice my a$$ looks in my work pants :D And teamed with some nice heels, they can look quite sexy too :p




* ok ok literally :roll:

wtf is Ick !!!

I don't know. I thought it must be a cool new word because Bex keeps using it.

Ick oh i get you now Ick

Ick lol Ick

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Originally Posted by Xen0phobiak

Do explain lol.

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No lol Ick

Ick is Icky

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Originally Posted by Stuart

If she had trainers on and a dress
chuck her in a cab, get her back to hers, bash her clam in, wipe yee knob on her curtains (not the beef ones) and leave.

otherwise, maybe stay till the morning to bash her clam in again.

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FPMSL lol

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Originally Posted by novabex

Theres better smart things than boring black trousers!! Ick!

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Bet You'd look good in that blue top, black trousers + heals!! ;)