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He gave it "i didn't know what it meant Dad, honest!" so I gave him a big list of Penis type words he can't repeat, lol
so did i but now they want to do assements :tard:, annoying as **** as my money is running out faster then expected lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Edd
tj, i know a job you can do that involves most of your work skills......
traffic warden...... you have meter experience & are used to people shouting at you... lol
getting my picture taken by a foward facing mobile speed camera whilst on the phone with no seatbelt on, and speeding, should be fun when it comes though the door lol
Oh, ffs, and youve only just got your licence back aswell, you plum! :eek:
easy come, easy go! lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Spudly
ow well may as well get the nova out now mr merris and do massive burnouts in town centers f lol lol
You should have a clean licence though given how long it was away wont you, there should only be six points there and a £180 fine (iirc its £60 per offence, belt, speed, phone?)
If they see him on the phone that is.Whats to say he wasnt scratching his ear?
The days of the 8210 are long behind us unfortunately!Quote:
Originally Posted by Andy
Damn huge smart phones stand out a mile. lol
No seatbelt though? :/ I'll never understand this!
On a happier note, I'm point free now. Have been for a few months.
Just realised last week when I sent my licence off. :d
His Mobile phone provider.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andy
One call to them and they'll confirm from the date and time of the offence that he was making/receiving a call.
wouldnt worrie about i couldnt even make myself out in the pioctures they got of me, your just get the speeding ticketQuote:
Originally Posted by Alex J
i couldnt care if they saw melol, and as for the speeding, id rather take the points than go on some corse listening to some **** harping on about speeding, eating, grouting, and yaking on the phonelolQuote:
Originally Posted by Andy
Tbh you deserve everything you get for that lol
Speed, ok can drift over a bit from time to time,but no excuse for belt or phone lol
+rep, van driver law says no belt lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Stuart
Gerordie Shore.
These posing perma-tanned w4nkers get worse.
I do not watch the dross they serve up, but have just been unfortunate enough to catch an advert for it where they were plugging merchandise.
Phrases like 'mint' and 'why-aye man' are part of our vocabulary, but usually said in jest. Don't put that sh!t on ****ing t-shirts ffs.
if they see the phone that is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Keif
is it truly worse than made in chelsea???Quote:
Originally Posted by L14MNP
the size of pot holes, their fuking everywere now lol lol
I have only ever seen adverts for both. IMO though it is one hundred times worse.Quote:
Originally Posted by mowgli
Ever since Sir John Hall, once owner of Newcastle United, decided to claim the term Geordie as only having anything to do with NUFC (historically very incorrect), and invent the fictional 'Gerodie Nation', modern day 'Geordies' go out of their way to 'soond as styoopad' and OTT as possible.
Unfortunately, it reflects back on the rest of us in the surrounding areas.
95% of people on Tyneside live nothing like those fools. The city centre is nice, most surrounding areas are a dump!
Not to mention that apparently only two of the characters on this programme are from the area they claim. One is from Sunderland, one Washington (part of Sunderland), one South Shields (Sunderland) and one Middlesbrough by all accounts lol.
As for Made in Chelsea, surely a lot more of the population are pretentious rich kids like these seem to be? As it is a far more affluent area to begin with.
Or is that not what it is really about?
This, absolute ****ing piss take. I noticed Leeds Sh1tty Council has been out 'repairing' them today...seems they only had enough tarmac to fill the ones that are over 4 inches deep...and I'm not exaggerating. Its ****ing disgustingQuote:
Originally Posted by pie
Everywhere is the same. ****ing craters they are! Disgraceful.
My mate reckons he saw the inept council monkeys filling one in that still contained water.
You want to try driving the country roads round here then lol
On the way to my mums there's a section of road bout 50meters long with absolutely NO road surface at all lol ruined by floods/ice/snow
If I ever thought about taking the Nova out there ATM it would probably snap in half
No sign of council sorting it either
With all the cuts etc roads will only get worse IMO
The roads are no better in Italy. Saw them putting loose Tarmac into potholes on the road and not even compacting it etc. minutes later the Tarmac is strewn all over the road and other cars.
If only everywhere was like a French motorway.
Been offered another house that would drop my rent by £325 a month but she won't move
Going to the doctors for my M.R.I. result and being told i have a Pro-lapsed disc in my neck and i need a operation to sort it:(:(:( anyone else had this op? how quick is recover??
chelsea is a rich & very small area in london... this show is like an old porno but without the shagging... its all staged poolside/s****y nightclub(but with no music) & dialogue to make an insomniac keel over in seconds...Quote:
Originally Posted by L14MNP
i thought geordies were more to do with mr stephenson & his coal & rail interests.. he created the town of coalville & staffed it with 'geordies'
chelsea is a pit, like the rest of london IMO, over priced tat like a nova sport
well, my mrs demanded a new letter box, as the postie trying to stick a delivery from amazon thru it finally shagged the spring.....& it rattled.... so i ordered it off the Bay, it was posted 1st class, and she gave me a bollocking cos she had to collect it from the parcel office in town.... cos it wouldn't fit thru the letter box!!!!
of course it fcuking wouldn't fit!!!!! it was a sodding letter box!!!!! just how in the female's strange world of kittens, needlework & coffee mornings would a letter box fit thru a letter box????????????????????????????????????? FFS
Pics of the wife's new box....... Lol
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Originally Posted by Alex J
hahahahaha lol lol lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Alex J
London is a true hole though.
Nobody dare fight toe to toe there either,every cunnt has a blade
rightttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt t, how many scraps you been in there then lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Andy
(altho i have been stabbed after a fight but that dosnt count)
the bike shop having my wheel for 3weeks !!! ffs only wanted a new hub fitted f lol lol lol
my 2 month old ignition coil shat the bed! had to get towed about 5 miles lol luckly i had the old one as spare
Listening to our neighbor constantly shout and swear at her 3 children, getting beyond a joke now
Feel really sorry for the kids today
Was going to go round and bang on the door, but what use will that do
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Originally Posted by Edd
She will stop shouting at the kids for a bit and shout at you instead lol
Sh!t-stabbed? lolQuote:
Originally Posted by turbojolt