Over two years!!! You not got plenty of fish in Malta
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Over two years!!! You not got plenty of fish in Malta
Lol nah things will get better I've just started seeing a lass after being single for about 7 years (I did have sex in that time just never had a relationship) and daaaamn the sex is good!
P.s Google says you're wrong about Maltese women being gross, not sure if this link is safe for work! https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=ma...Y_AJQQ_AUIBigB
2 an half years?!!! I'd have paid for it after 2 an half months if I didn't get anything sooner!
Wait 'till you see them up close.
They're loud, they're obnoxious, and they're hairy. I mean, honestly. 95% of them have back hair. And a mustache. That they don't bother to remove. That's actually better than mine. And they fuckin' know EVERYONE. The moment you fart, everyone knows.
HAHAHA you buy one you get one free, I SAID YOU BUY ONE YOU GET ONE FREE!
Well, Malta is a small place. Know what else is weird? I found your facebook profile and the lass in your profile pic would get it alllll ways!
/creepy