whats pissed you off today?

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Originally Posted by Mxcrazy

Multi time school javelin champ and record holder and could throw a cricket ball in to the next county when i was about 13. Then started riding mx bikes and ruined my body. The banana throw was so hard it came apart in the air before it was shot. Nearly put me shoulder out! Haha

One of my most random injuries for sure, the other involved falling out the sky and my knob, but thats a story for another day....

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Falling out of the heavens and your gear lever? Story for another day? Pish posh, that's something we ALL want to hear.

Brilliant. Discovered I have a splint in my nose so I gotta go back to the hospital tomorrow 'cause I think they forgot to take it out.

Lovely.

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Originally Posted by ShawnAzzopardi

Falling out of the heavens and your gear lever? Story for another day? Pish posh, that's something we ALL want to hear.

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Agreed.

Haha, it was a mx incident. Not a gear knob, i literally mean my cock.

Had this obstical in a track we called a tomb stone, it was designed to be about 8 foot tall and as steep sided as possible. Like what bmx and skate guys call a 'spine'.

This thing is designed to be rolled over just before a corner, in like 1st or 2nd gear at tick over.

Long story short i fucked the run up to it up, hit it pretty much pinned in 3rd (cr250 honda at the time) went in to orbit, completely cleared the corner, landed, but on the bike still, basically impacted the fuel tank/cap with my old fella on the way down because the landing was so heavy. I kinda ripped it open a bit, which was bad enough, but i then had to endure about 2 weeks of swelling a bruising. My name for those weeks could have been Winston.

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Originally Posted by Mxcrazy

Haha, it was a mx incident. Not a gear knob, i literally mean my cock.

Had this obstical in a track we called a tomb stone, it was designed to be about 8 foot tall and as steep sided as possible. Like what bmx and skate guys call a 'spine'.

This thing is designed to be rolled over just before a corner, in like 1st or 2nd gear at tick over.

Long story short i fucked the run up to it up, hit it pretty much pinned in 3rd (cr250 honda at the time) went in to orbit, completely cleared the corner, landed, but on the bike still, basically impacted the fuel tank/cap with my old fella on the way down because the landing was so heavy. I kinda ripped it open a bit, which was bad enough, but i then had to endure about 2 weeks of swelling a bruising. My name for those weeks could have been Winston.

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Jesus Christ almighty.

They should have called you Col. T. Johnson.

Being stung by a wasp while doing rear discs and pads on my Astra.After the week iv had it just tipped me over the edge anger wise.

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Originally Posted by Andy

Being stung by a wasp while doing rear discs and pads on my Astra.After the week iv had it just tipped me over the edge anger wise.

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If you didn't punch the shit out of the car you couldn't have been pissed off enough

Turbojolt.

With his persistent nasty comments

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Originally Posted by House

Turbojolt.

With his persistent nasty comments

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Cry little bitch

Could be worse you could of had one in your mouth and near enough swallowed one.