The mood I'm in with it I will have no trouble driving into a random field and rolling it a few times myself
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The mood I'm in with it I will have no trouble driving into a random field and rolling it a few times myself
It must be a spar thing as thats the place i am in when this happensQuote:
Originally Posted by steviegsi
Also every time i go in i say "JUST those please" (usually beer or food etc)
"Any fuel?"
"NO,JUST THOSE!"
I have been in there absolutely fukking blasted before 5mins before it closes to buy fags staggering about all over,bought cigs,then said,"oh go on i'll have a small 30ml bottle of whisky to warm me up for the walk home"
"any fuel?"
"Just the whisky'll do" (in my head-"are you totally fukking retarded?!")
lol
i just don't like the concept of fuel station shops selling booze...
its right up thereon the list of bad ideas next to mothercare selling dingos
We was once double glazing a house up on the moors til late and my teammate pulled us into a garage just outside pickering,i bought 4 cans for the half hour drive home,he asked for one for the drive home,but for some reason cracked it still sat at the pump and swigged half of it off lol
The look on the cashiers faces was priceless,one looked in disgust while the other just laughed lol
whenever people mention moors, i think of this....
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2...m1ldo1_500.gif
what the hell is that?!
american werewolf in London...
he also says 'stay on the paarth, don't go on the moors'
my mrs is on prozac...(insert joke here) she's been on it a while, today she read the side effects..... hair loss/thinning, hot flushes/sweating, loss of sex drive..........and these sodding things are meant to be anti depressants.......
I once got prescribed them for anxiety and stress,they make you worse.
Working on a piece of shat fiat and finding out I bought stuff that's no good to me
This bull**** electric aerial I fitted today - and not being able to find the correct arbor for a 20mm bi-metal hole saw. All of my drill bits live in one place, so where was it?! lol
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...129-WA0001.jpg
It's a new Hirschmann unit (same as O.E) and claims to be a direct replacement.
Well that's nice. Except for the fact I couldn't line it up straight, the height of the thing reminded me of the lightning rod into Doc Browns flux capacitor, the base was massive, and the whole thing wobbled around like hell, plus the 'ratchet' thing that sets the angle against the bodywork sheared in half after I had operated it three times. Bloody eBay...
Fitted this one instead.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...129_220711.jpg
Same deal, new Hirschmann, but Ford branded, and it's manual. At least this is the right one for the car. :/
i took today off work to go skiing but there is only 6 runs open today due to the high winds. there was 17 runs open yday. such a waste of a day
Went downstairs to find feathers everywhere and a bird under the dining table. ****ing cat! Gone be locking him in at night if this carries on.
its a cat.. its nature..
I know that lol was chasing a mouse round the kitchen Sunday night too! He's not brought anything in for about 6 weeks and now this, weird.
Useless site workers, insisting I keep my noisy pump going to keep the hole they're digging dry, pissing off all the residents, while they sit at the other end of the site in their van sleeping! :wtf: No wonder this job has already over run by 2 weeks... Not even halfway through.
women, bunch of mouthy cunts.
Italians thinking I'm a mentalist for happily only wanting a sandwich so I can keep testing the Heating and Cooling of the car rather than swan off for an hour and a half to the canteen... They only run 9am-4pm hours as it stands!!!! I want this job done so I can sod off early tomorrow and goto the Lambo museum lol
i might believe your hard working philosophy if you wasnt writing this rather then doing you job!Quote:
Originally Posted by Stuart
The tests take about 20 mins a piece, with a little bit of baby sitting to tweak the numbers :p so loads of time for thisQuote:
Originally Posted by turbojolt
how lazy are these people that they fly you in to do these tests lol
Its more that they are stupid and we dont trust them to calibrate stuff properly, plus I get a jolly to foggy and cold Italy now and again lol
just dont forget your camera, i want to see a lambo museum, but cant justiify the cost of getting to pasta land to see it
Book in advance enough and you could do Lambo, Pagani, Ferrari and Ducati with an over night stay in one of the many brothelesque decorated pizzeria hotels for less than £300 infact in advance enough and I bet you could hit £200 lol
Pagani are meanies and now charge 24 eweroes to do the tour, use to be free.
Hot lunch, congealing on a hot plate for 30 mins before serving. We're techs, not animals.
Debatable :p lolQuote:
Originally Posted by John
Nein animals for ze Germans! lol
Lunch time clearly means home time... :roll:
So all this kit is sitting idol
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p...130_131212.jpg
Add the hire cost of that lot to how much we change to keep a tanker on site 24/7 and its little wonder water bills are so high.
rob the cunnts lol
if that was round here all that would be left would be a hole in the road lol
so, i was driving home down the A5. i passed a cyclist. ok. i gave him room & he was well lit, wearing hi viz. no trouble there.. as we approached a roundabout he was right behind me. he then turned his one & only really bright LED front light onto flash, and it was pointing straight at my mirrors... it was driving me potty.. so i slowed right down & opened the window so i could yell at him.. no response.. so i slowed down even more & let him alongside, & yelled at him to stop it.. nowt... so i pulled over, jumped out & grabbed his handlebars.. that stopped him.. then i told hiom that he knew fully well the light was both illegal & annoying the fook out of me, then simply pressed the button till it was on plain light, thanked him & drove off.
i really hate those flashing led lights, and especially when they flash in all 3 of your mirrors..
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Originally Posted by mowgli
Least you saw him, that is actual assault btw and if youd have done that to me (i have strobing and fixed cree led lights front and rear on my bike) i wouldve sat you on your ar$e!
As a rider and a car driver i see both sides of the argument, but if his lights (which are not illegal btw) were annoying you, you shouldve gone a different way, stopped till he had gone, or speed up!
You do not have the right to get out and grab/stop/lecture any other rider/driver on the road, you are NOT a police officer, and WERE in the wrong in that scenario, i can only hope for the riders sake that he had a gopro and reports that!
Oh, and to add, every fcuking thing has annoyed me today!!
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Originally Posted by Spudly
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Originally Posted by turbojolt
Go sign on you jobless layabout!
he deliberately turned it to flash from fixed beam & it was set way too high.. he had ridden down 1 A road & onto another without needing it flashing, then when we were on a minor road in a slow moving queue, he chose to keep it flashing.. i asked him to do something about it, he chose to ignore me. it was flashing fast enough to be classed as a strobe light..
and i think you'll find that the law is that you can have a flashing light, but you must have a fixed beam light as the primary headlamp.
and the useless local cops are more than welcome round here, i was in a signwritten van & if they ring, i'll willingly speak to them.
and spud, when i ride my bike at night, i have hi viz on, legal lights & a helmet on. my kids do too, or i won't let them out on their bikes.
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Originally Posted by Spudly
suck my left one you fat ****
oh, and i forgot to add, the cyclist also chose to ignore the rather good cycle lane that the council made specially because cyclists demanded it
Id guess from that he had deemed you passed too close to him then and that was his way of protest, there is not much you can do as a cyclist when a car/van driver pisses you off, and then when you do something, and they try to intimidate you like slowing to shout at your or seemingly to corner you using the vehicle as a barrier, imagine what he was thinking, then to have you get out and give him a load of verbal, think about it from his side of it...!
And TJ, sod off youre not funny, and im not in the mood!
spud, i gave him about 12ft of space, as i was in the rh lane of 2 that went straight on & he was in the lh lane.