Not one but Two surprise's!

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Originally Posted by scott.parker

lol i doubt it to fair mate, i just dont go drinking like i use to, that is the main weight gain lads get.

Women on the other hand are ****ed! if they get up the duff it looks as 90% dont loose the fat after birth, and once over 30 they blow up! lol

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mental note. Dont drink too much or get pregnant.

I think Chav girls should read your wise words!

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Originally Posted by scott.parker

lol i doubt it to fair mate, i just dont go drinking like i use to, that is the main weight gain lads get.

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Thats not actually true, beer does not directly make thee fat. Beer does however impair the digestion process and induces a feeling of hunger - so the food you eat with the beer makes you fat(ter than it would normally) :D