135mph, 4 up in a 1.2 corsa??? Post your abuse here!

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Originally Posted by nova_pilot

lol lol lol Same here, twas well funny 1.2 races, uhh those were the days.

Now this corsa, if he was running (assuming 16v) Dbalis Inlet with turbo kit, head work, cams, plus Nos and a WR 'box, maybe

other wise i seriously doubt it. My car \/

Top speed (indicted) ____ Top Speed (real) _____Mods

____ 120 _________________ 100 ___________ Standard
____ 110 _________________ 98 __________ Lowered, 15's and Laugna Splitter
____ 114 _________________ 103 _________ Gsi Kit, F13CR, 15's Lowered

(all on private roads btw)

Ash

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Ha ha, 1.2 racings where its at lol Its a bit of git going from a 3 litre BMW, to a 1.2 Nova, but you have to have your fun somewhere, especially when you have Chinese food to deliver! My 1.2 struggles to top 100 on the dials, I can't imagine what the real speed is, probably not enough to trigger a motorway Gatso!!

just tell the prat that adding 2 stroke mix and removing the lambda sensor & link the wires together will give him another 15hp, that should give the mechanic a few hours work

I work with a lad with a standard S reg 1.0 12v Corsa,recons he's had 115 out of it and that wasn't flat outlol ,pointed out that i had a 1.4 16v Sport years ago and that did 115 flat out with a magnex system,de-cat and piper-X vector filter:wtf: ,from experience 12v corsa's dont like to go much over 80lol

you couldn't even get ?115 for a 1.0 corsa

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Originally Posted by mowgli

just tell the prat that adding 2 stroke mix and removing the lambda sensor & link the wires together will give him another 15hp, that should give the mechanic a few hours work

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Now that, my friend, i would like to see! :D

In fact, forget the 2 stroke, and tell him that Cillit Bang acts like octane booster.

BANG and the valves are gone! lol

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Originally Posted by Bottlethroddy

Now that, my friend, i would like to see! :D

In fact, forget the 2 stroke, and tell him that Cillit Bang acts like octane booster.

BANG and the valves are gone! lol

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Actually......... You rekon that would be any good for cleaning valves?!lol

well, youve seen the penny test :thumb:

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Originally Posted by draper-midlands

well, youve seen the penny test :thumb:

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LMAO, yeah, but during the penny test, at no point is the cillit bang compressed and then ignited with a healthy mix of unleaded lol

Cillit BANG is very good for removing brake dust from calipers. Apparently its rubbish at anything else though. Hmm, wonder if you could use a NOS kit to spray Cillit BANG into you engine.... PHIL!

http://www.cavblog.co.uk/uploaded_im...ott-728709.jpg

Why does that guy always shout though?