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I used to be woken up every so often buy the fookers:mad: ,didnt like to tell him to get to F*ck,The guy always commented on my astra gsi i had saying he had one without the sporty bits, they woke me a few weeks later ,so opened the upstair window & poured a bucket of water over them & asked if they liked my holy water,never seen them again
This sums it up nicely :)
*WARNING NSFW*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJynygnjMC0
last time i had a freak knock on the door was years ago, naturally i met them with my normal charm. We still see them walking around our streets but i havent had my door knocked since 2006 (i think they got the message lol):thumb:
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We had some Jehovas Witness's at the door a while back
I opened the door wearing a Darth Vader face mask, holding a light sabre
They just turned round and left lol
i usually look out the window n if its JWs u can just tell i wind ma dogs (2 staffies) getting them to bark then go to the door open a little to peek out keep looking in say get in as talkin to dogs the doont really hang about wen i do that lol
Another good tactic is to open the door with a tenner, and just before you give it to them, say 'oh, hang on.. there's a picture of Darwin on this! Sorry, you obviously wouldn't want it' and slam the door in their face.
talk through the letter box ftw
Lol we have a kingdom hall just down the street from lous mums , so they often do the doors round there , but since the estate that we live on has quite a bad rep they won't be seen on as they would actually be hurt by the kidds / youths that think they are bad lol