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22-10-12, 07:07 PM
wwmnw

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spudly

Cant ride a horse anyways, dunno where the feckin pedals are lol

lol
22-10-12, 07:55 PM
Stuart

Quote:

Originally Posted by wwmnw

The place I work is closing down at the end of the month,FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, plenty of jobs on the job centre website but none of them are suitable for me (either aint got the qualifications/tickets or its temp work) so I've got a week and a bit to find a job.

Any good job searching sites except total jobs and the job centre website?

Monster
Job site
Fish4
Etc.
22-10-12, 07:56 PM
Andy

Jobstoday.co.uk
22-10-12, 08:02 PM
Edd

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spudly

I aint ever been on a high horse, i thought we had sorted all this Edd?

Cant ride a horse anyways, dunno where the feckin pedals are lol

Yeah we have Spud, I seriously didn't mean anything by it, like all the posts in this thread today all banter :)
22-10-12, 08:03 PM
Andy

Some right laughs in here this aft lol
22-10-12, 08:04 PM
Edd

aye, fcuking funny, best one has to be that I didn't even know my town had a footie team lol
22-10-12, 08:07 PM
Andy

NO,the best,by far was the sniper video of steven taylor.
Seriously,thats bad,very very bad lol
22-10-12, 08:11 PM
John

"Supermostfastestfreehotelinternet" actually not being. Can't even download from I tunes ffs!
23-10-12, 08:27 PM
therealnovaboy

Another offshore helicopter had to emergency ditch in the north sea the other day.

Good news is nobody was hurt. Bad news is theyve grounded all the flights and i cant get home tomorrow. looks like sat at the earliest. Could be much longer. Not good when youve done two weeks of 12hr night shifts.

Thats the fourth super puma 225 helicopter to go down in the last year. Eurocopter seriously suck.
25-10-12, 07:29 PM
L14MNP

Can't get a roller bearing for my starter motor, as apparently the shaft has worn down too far and the bearing IS would now need to be between sizes.

That, and the condescending attitude of the gaffer in there. Prick.
25-10-12, 07:35 PM
Andy

dont they do oversize?
25-10-12, 07:37 PM
L14MNP

Apparently not. The shaft is coming in at 13.2mm lol

Looks like I need a.new un. :@
25-10-12, 07:40 PM
L14MNP

Andrew Pages also pissed me off as they kept me waiting for nearly 15 minutes until someone.served me.

When he said 'Can I help you?' I replied with 'Not unless you sell time machines pal. I will be in Unipart'.

I laughed to myself at the time. Thinking back though, I just sounded like a gimp. lol
25-10-12, 07:48 PM
Andy

Pages are useless.
25-10-12, 07:48 PM
Pete

Quote:

Originally Posted by L14MNP

Andrew Pages also pissed me off as they kept me waiting for nearly 15 minutes until someone.served me.

When he said 'Can I help you?' I replied with 'Not unless you sell time machines pal. I will be in Unipart'.

I laughed to myself at the time. Thinking back though, I just sounded like a gimp. lol

lmfaoo lol lol lol literally had me in stitches
25-10-12, 07:55 PM
mowgli

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy

Pages are useless.

they might be, but an enormous warehouse next to j29a on the m1 & a fleet of brand new wagons says otherwise
25-10-12, 07:57 PM
L14MNP

Quote:

Originally Posted by mowgli

they might be, but an enormous warehouse next to j29a on the m1 & a fleet of brand new wagons says otherwise

Oh yeah, that's quite sizeable. Almost Morrisons on the M5 levels of awe. lol

AP are.the best of a bad bunch ime.
25-10-12, 08:07 PM
mowgli

my 14 year old daughter went out earlier & won't answer her phone... i know where her boyfriend lives, should i go round????
25-10-12, 08:09 PM
phunkynova

I would say no but your her farther at the end of the day it's up to you
25-10-12, 08:11 PM
mowgli

she has been out since 1.30pm, and her phone is ringing out, but no answer.... i am genuinely worried, but when/if i find her, she will be grounded & have anything electronic locked away....
25-10-12, 08:15 PM
phunkynova

I don't have this problem, I have a son and he's only 3 but have a teenage girl or girl's must be a nightmare
25-10-12, 08:19 PM
mowgli

i have 3 girls...aged 10, 12 & 14.. its the 14 year old who is out..

she has just rung us & can't see what the problem is......she will find out when she dares to come home
25-10-12, 08:23 PM
L14MNP

You know kids mowgli. Were you to go searching for her, imo you'd be better off looking in bus stops and the like. Unless she has some sense about her, and unlike most teenagers, would prefer to be in a nice, warm house.
25-10-12, 08:25 PM
phunkynova

well is good that she called
25-10-12, 08:28 PM
mowgli

she is driving us mad.... i despair of teenagers these days... 30 years ago, i was 14 & had 6 different part time jobs... i didn't have time to annoy my parents, i was too busy earning money to save towards a car.
25-10-12, 08:28 PM
mowgli

Quote:

Originally Posted by phunkynova

well is good that she called

what she said didn't help things, she decided to call her mum a liar
25-10-12, 08:31 PM
phunkynova

Quote:

Originally Posted by mowgli

what she said didn't help things, she decided to call her mum a liar

Yep I have no real answer to that which would help
25-10-12, 08:33 PM
mowgli

do you need someone as bait for the wild boars??? i can get her to east mids airport within the hour.........
25-10-12, 08:34 PM
John

i Dread getting to this stage Mike! Good luck! lol
25-10-12, 08:34 PM
Andy

Quote:

Originally Posted by mowgli

my 14 year old daughter went out earlier & won't answer her phone... i know where her boyfriend lives, should i go round????

Yes.
The Andy way,heres a demonstration for the andy way...
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...xZzDYraN07WGzt
Of course for health and safety reasons this act was carried out in PPE.
The Andy way is naked except for riggers.
25-10-12, 08:37 PM
phunkynova

I'll have to read up on if they eat teenager's or not, I'll let you know soon
25-10-12, 08:38 PM
mowgli

i quite like the uncle buck way

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/i...GuI3zGsDpVB8Hd
25-10-12, 08:38 PM
turbojolt

find her little boyfriend and kick him in the teeth.
25-10-12, 08:39 PM
Andy

Makita's sh1t Mike,Atlas Copco or Dewalt Ftw lol lol lol
25-10-12, 08:39 PM
mowgli

tj... the problem is not the boyfriend....its the daughter....
25-10-12, 08:40 PM
mowgli

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy

Makita's sh1t Mike,Atlas Copco or Dewalt Ftw lol lol lol

my makita is fine thankyou.
25-10-12, 08:41 PM
Andy

Them old ones are gutless!
25-10-12, 08:41 PM
turbojolt

find your daughter and kick her in the teeth

:confused:
25-10-12, 08:42 PM
mowgli

oi, less of the old ones...... oh, the drill
25-10-12, 08:44 PM
Andy

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...3upbeXtps-VSmQ
Had the displeasure of window fitting with one of these before.

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