Oh yes, Kate nearly did rape me at the door, but im too honest for my own good lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Benn
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Oh yes, Kate nearly did rape me at the door, but im too honest for my own good lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Benn
To be honest, you should have given her one and asked him if he wanted to smell her muff, and then presented your blunt instrument.
Seriously though, I'd have put him out of your flat, send him on his way. As for her, well, when in Rome..... ;)
Dod, it was there flat lol
All the more reason to put him out and give her one. That way there'd be no awkward "Where am I, why is my back sore, why am I bruised and whats this stuff all over my hair?" malarky to have to put up with. Get in there, get it done and go home.
Also, spunk on the lads pillow.
lol But then again,if he got his blunt instrument out also,well no.A clash of swords is never goodQuote:
Originally Posted by Dod
See, I wouldnt have that problem, he'd see mine and hide thinking it'd bite him.
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Originally Posted by Benn
together :thumb:
rofl when he next goes bed he's wondering why his pillow is so crusty lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Dod
not to sound "hard" or owt but i'd have tw@tted him too. cant stand peeps who treat others like sh1t.
Craig, pics of your boyfriend or GTFO :p