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When they come here I always ask them if they love all gods animals, of which by law they have to say yes. At this point I ask them if they want to meet my dog (i dont actually have a dog) an they always say yes & ask what its name is, and hes called Satan :)
Gets them everytime, and they come here loads as next door but one is there bleeding church :(
tbh if i did that with my dog, he would be put down for being a pitt bull! (even though he isnt hes a staffy but a frickin big one at that!)
mine fun with them is to play deaf, saying what, cant hear you.......WHAT??? your just wasting my time.....sorry what? Winds even them up :D
OR jsut be working on your car with the head phones in! works even better :D
We used to get them every Christmas morning, until my brother in law greeted them with a cheery "merry christmas! What did you bring me? If I'd have known you were coming I'd have got you something! Come in for a drink and well celebrate Christmas together!" they haven't been back since...
Anyone seen the youtube link where some JW's (may have been something else) can to a fellas door and he basically grills them about their preachings. Is good but can't find it :(
I remember that. Some American bloke. A good 10 mins long.
I wanna know more about having them cut me a cheque. lol
FLOL @ those that ignore/excuse evolution. Religown3d!
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Originally Posted by L14MNP
lol
:thumb: Fancy it Draper? Fcuk. I'd even do the door knocking for a bit. If the only 'ties' are to my eternal soul.
That's got to be BS! lol
can you imagine me turning up at your door preaching hail mary etc etc
actually people wouldnt suspect i was doing 'gods' work, they suspect i was pissed
*Seriously looks into it* lol
Dudes.
Like I said, he turned up once, got the cheque, never went back lol