whats pissed you off today?

i knew a bloke that lived on my mums road never worked in all the years he lived there always on about how bad his back was

look out the window one day and he is carring a sofa down the road on his back and came back with some massive paving slabs

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Originally Posted by mowgli

tj, they don't sit at the job centre, they are far too clever for that, you see, they have this severe pain that means they can't work, its not that they don't want to work, but they simply can't manage it.... etc......

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Agreed. My waste of space mum is like this, she would "love to work" and yet has never worked more than probably a week or two in her life. She always has numerous excuses. She loves that my "disabled" brother has moved in as he's now a reason for her to get more money and stay home. That pisses me off.

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Originally Posted by Southie

He'll talk about the designer handbag he bought late night shopping with all the women... I've heard he's a bit of a lady's man lol

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Yeah OK I shouldn't have said shopping. lol I was busy doing manly things like punching people and smoking cigars instead of watching the football.

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Originally Posted by Iain

Yeah OK I shouldn't have said shopping. lol I was busy doing manly things like smoking peoples cigars instead of watching the football.

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Really :eek: lol

^^lol

What's pissed me off today: I can't say anything that doesn't make me sound like a gay.

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Originally Posted by Iain

What's pissed me off today: I can't say anything that doesn't make me sound like a gay.

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This is for a 'today' issue, not life problems.

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Originally Posted by Iain

What's pissed me off today: I can't say anything that doesn't make me sound like a gay.

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It's only in jest, man up mate lol

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Originally Posted by Iain

What's pissed me off today: I can't say anything that doesn't make me sound like a gay.

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the answer is ' a woman'

I've just ran over a neighbours cat, whoops