Catching Hobbit cold and not being able to breath properly :(
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Catching Hobbit cold and not being able to breath properly :(
i read this several ways...Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs Hobbit
1. you saved his live in a 'casualty' sort of way....
2. you are producing industrial quantities of snot...
which is it?
Not snot per say just congestion. And just when I got to sleep - him and the stag he went out with came home woke me up and wanted to talk for an hour, he's so lovely
Retards that live opposite me.Where i live now has no parking for my van so it goes on the main street in the village.This morning there was a note under my windscreen wiper saying this "Please could you not park your van infront of the cottages as it shuts out the light"
Err get fukked,1,i pay road tax,so will put my van wherever the fukk i want (there is markings all along for cars to park in) 2,its right outside my house,i have houndreds of pounds worth of ladders on there which i would like to keep an eye on,3 its a cunnting combo ffs,hardly a fully laden artic!.3,Their property boundary stops at the front door on the path,they dont own the road.
Oh and i dont know whichever geriatric mongtard wrote it as they didnt even have the spine to put on which house number i was "blocking the light" from.
I put it wherever i can outside.
atless they havent have the old bill out on you for parking it there, like the coffin dodger down my road 3 times now!
How can they ring the police?
Im doing nothing illegal whatsoever!
I'm not either hasn't stopped him, he has even reported me to britishgas lol
OH i really hope he/she rings my employer,that will make my day!! haha
self employed then lol
oh yes lol
i just want to know where this old guy on my road lives, if im not allowed to park my van infront of my own house, i will try it out infront of his lol
I just dont get why people think they can go round dictating where and when i can park on a main road with parking lines painted.
and to be a total troll the 205 is now there lol
No one has right to light, therefore you can block as much of it out as you like.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andy
The best laugh is stu its not even blocking it,sun was out earlier and i was stood outside my house,guess what? sun blazing on ALL that sides windows,even with a big vw van there.
I love those notes. I read and recycle lol
Sounds like they don't want a 'van' lowering the tone. Don't wash it for a while and draw a big c0ck on the side facing their house?
I've parked over my brothers drive with my transit and the only other person to use it doesn't have a garage built so can't use it as its overgrown on their plot but I look forward to a note
thats sounds like a quote from the ss lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Stuart
My kinda thread!
****ing postman braying on the door when I was in the shower at 8:15 this morning. The miserable cnut was already in one before he came to mine, as when he 'knocked', I assumed someone was trying to get in with a battering ram!
Halfords pissed me off too. They won't replace my 18mm ring spanner just because I bent it a little bit and snapped it. lol
re the complaints.... my brother loves dealing with them...
one bloke rang him in the office to complain bitterly about a vehicle being legally parked in a village whilst his workers were working next to it, so my bro listened until the bloke had finished, then called him a pompous ****er with fcuk all better to do.....i was drinking tea at the time & had to repaint a wall.
another time he was jackhammering out some concrete with a jcb in the local builders merchants yard at 9:00 on a saturday morning, and some bloke appeared at the end of his garden trying to make out that the vibrations had caused untold damage to all sorts of ornaments in his house, 50 yards away...my bro called him a few choice things, the bloke replied that he'd never been spoken to like that, and my bro said 'i doubt that' anyway, the bloke walked round to the builders merchants office, and started banging on at the manager, who called my bro into the office, and asked him what he had to say for himself, and he said 'i've already told the malingerer to fcuk off, i can't see why i should repeat it' and walked out..
if the govt ever advertised for a professional bollocker, i'd put him forward for it
dirty, fat, sweaty, minging **** womens house i went into today, pushing cat **** into the corner of a room is not cleaning it up, gag'tastic horrid dirty bitch!
i swear they should be giving me bio suits to go into some of these **** hole houses, YUCK!!
I visited some totally stinking houses when I delivered for ikea
the POLICE have also pissed me off,
trying to have me done for abh and in there own words there have no evidence, but there still going to do a forensic investigation, wtf save you time, money and effort go find some murders, bunch of cunts.
So you broke your own foot lol
no, there trying to say i beat up a guy and kicked him repeatedly with my broken foot :/ its a bull**** charge and they know it thats why its gone thru 4 diffrent detectives and now this, best bit is i have to go all the way down south to the cop shop aswell propper pisstakeQuote:
Originally Posted by brainsnova
wait till you have a warrant out,get arrested=free ride.Easy.
makes me laught, you should see the pictures of this alleged victim he has a grazed knee and no other injurys, im 17stone if i was jumping up and down on him he would have a dam sight more to worry about then a bo bo on his knee :tard:
Carpet burn lol
turbojolt, you are just a **** magnet aren't you! lol
yes.
Why did you only graze his knee? :)
probably aiming for his testicles & missed......lol lol
on a lighter note about foot injuries.. ken bruce on radio 2 was telling a tale today about stubbing his toe on a hedgehog. now that must have hurt...lol
i didn't touch him, its all stemmed from me banging his mates Mrs when i was 17, they have had it in for me for ages, one of them tried hitting me with a bat the night i apparently assaulted him.
if i end up losing my job over it, i will do more then give him a grazed knee, the Lady's genitalia.
was his mate & his mates mrs an item when you, ahem, partook of a little tiffin with her??
if yes, then more fool the mate
if no, then the mate is a bigger idiot than that prat at the gas board that let you leave your works van on your front even though you have been on the tom & dick ever since you got the job....lol
a splash of thinner's to the eye pissed me off today, but more so fcuking stung too
Quote:
Originally Posted by mowgli
i was 17 she was 35, i wasnt going to say NO!!! i never use to say no to anything! seriously you should see the state of some of my drunken conquests lmfao
i think they were on a brake but there always on and off anyways, how do you expect a horny teenager to keep track of such infomation :p
p.s ive worked for bg for 2 years and only been sick for 6 months lol
Dipping older when your younger is the way to go (40 max)as they know what they want
yes, sex, and none of that romantic bollocks
People who are blatantly being rude and offensive, then brushing it off as "oh, you don't understand my humour" :roll: