I don't even know why people act like that there's more to life than acting like your hard
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I don't even know why people act like that there's more to life than acting like your hard
i spose one of you two shagged this one's missus too then....lol lolQuote:
Originally Posted by turbojolt
nah never seen him with a bird tbh, maybe thats why he wants to wrestle us about all the time lolQuote:
Originally Posted by mowgli
to fooking right mate, i would rather have a laugh with the lads then a tear up, its bullshizzleQuote:
Originally Posted by brainsnova
It is.Rolling around outside pubs isnt what it used to be,if someones out of line then yeah,a sharp dig is what it used to be,or a disagreement ending in toe to toe rolling around,people would then buy each other pints.
Not any more,blades and bottles make people think they can take the world on.
recreational drugs are not what they were.....
in my youth, people got off their face & fell asleep....
now they are wazzed off their heads & wide awake, everything is sped up & they are out of control.. i guess its progress
They blame it on that m cat bullshiz.
I have drank vodka 3 times in my life,late teens,every time i have been a downright cunnt,insulted people,fought and got filled in and got locked up.Never drank it since and never will ever again.
Why? cos i obviously cant cope with that drink.
These retards get blasted on powders and tablets and be like those 3 times of mine every time,yet dont have the brain capacity to realise it dont agree with them.
Some people are fine on stuff like that,they be silly,trip,embarass themselves,go home and go to bed.Others just drain town and cities resources to the limit,week in,week out.
There are ****ing idiots everywhere now that do not know, or even care to know their own limits. Ruins it for everyone.
Vodka also disagrees with me, but in a different way. lol Have some bad memories of necking way too much of that stuff.
Any other drink im fine with,just that.Strange.
I used to drink vodka like it was water, had many a happy (skint) night on the smirnoff, cant stomach it now, makes me ralph in seconds :cry:
i only drank vodka once... i was swigging some down neat & hiccuped.... it burnt the inside of my nose out & by god it hurt.. i just can't face it..
i don't understand the buckie drinkers... they drink re fermented grapes boosted with industrial alcohol & caffeine, and wonder why their wife looks like a panda inthe morning..
that overpriced muck you drink now has that effect on me lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Spudly
Buckfast is englands biggest export isnt it?
Doesnt everyone get mad wae it on bucky in scotland??
What, fosters, thats cheaper than most tbf :p
Fosters gold/ice/whatever theyre calling it today isnt.Dear dishwater.lol
I dont drink gold all the time, tis nice stuff though, champions drink 36 bottles on a sunday session :d
Makes me ruin antique rugs, stair carpets, have stomach pumped...
Moderation, kids. Moderation! lol
like all beers... the stuff they produce in the country of origin is so much nicer than what they produce in a shed in britain & call it fosters
personally, i try to avoid uk brewed stella..it makes me really ill
Thats absolutely ridiculous on a school night lol lol lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Spudly
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Originally Posted by L14MNP
Im a moderator, still cant cane the vodka though lol
hahahaha lol
Probably for the best mate! Don't want you getting tanked and windmilling into an innocent online crowd with your banstick. lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Spudly
Done that before FLOL lol
vodka makes my fingers, eyes and feet swell, dont know why :wtf:
Funny that,same happened to me aswell lolQuote:
Originally Posted by turbojolt
Oh and my lips,cheeks,ears nose also
andy, you were pissed, thus you were leant against the mirror & it all just looked bigger.....
Time to play Hyde and seek with the booze I reckon, TJ! lolQuote:
Originally Posted by turbojolt
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its funny that, too much booze makes my cock smaller.....
Too much booze makes my bank balance smaller.Quote:
Originally Posted by mowgli
Too much booze makes the floor wobbly, it sometimes rushes up to meet me lol
Turns texting on a touch screen smart phone whilst driving, from an acquired skill into a challenge worthy of Annika.... lol jk
my most common one is having to keep a foot out of the bed to steady it..Quote:
Originally Posted by Spudly
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Originally Posted by mowgli
look at at fancy pants over here can see his own penis :roll:
mine is a innie at best, so drinking may make it smaller i just cant tell :cry:
I know a guy that when really pissed he **** the bed and when drinks too much pisses the bed regular lol
/\ i can trump that... bloke i know went to amsterdam with some work mates... he shat the bed, and hid the sheet in his case. on his return home, the sniffer dog at east midlands airport went effing crazy so they opened it up!!!!! lol lol lol
lol I wouldn't want to unravel that one
Got a date in November for my knee operation. Whoop!
you'll be laid up for xmas then.... at least you'll get out of traipsing round the shops
I was offered it weeks ago but out it off for that very reason, lolQuote:
Originally Posted by mowgli
It's my 40th on the 22 dec so hopefully all good then.
Finally covered my mixer shower back over with plasterboard, taped the joints and first filled. That's another job of my list
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Job interview for the professional piss taker went well, in the interviewers words "the next guy is gonna have to be ****ing amazing to beat that" Hope I do get it as the overtime rate is rather tasty. :d