go get a towl, soak it in cold water then ring it out really well and sleep with that over yourself with the windows open, thats what i doQuote:
Originally Posted by Southie
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go get a towl, soak it in cold water then ring it out really well and sleep with that over yourself with the windows open, thats what i doQuote:
Originally Posted by Southie
I've the window wiiiiide open and a massive fan on but it's blowing warm air around the room lol
The wife will moan like hell if a get a damp towel as i'll nod of eventually and it will land on her... She'll slap me and I'll wake up lol
slap her back lol
just found out my cousins husband of 7 weeks died in a motorbike accident earlier today, no one knows what really happened yet, fell really bad for her she has a kid with him and she is pregnant with there second child :(
Deciding to sell the Corsa A/Nova at the end of the year as I'm tooooooooooooooooo old to be a fast rally driver, no more BIG BALL's. I'm ok on twisty stuff but the fast stuff can not do it any more I'm just too slow. :cry:
i want to go back to work! but britishgas wont let me go back until i have seen more doctors and get the all clear for my foot
now thats a pain the **** but the bigger one is britishgas will soon stop my sick pay, then I'm right up **** creek with out a paddle :(
got up for work 6.00am went picked 3 lads got to the yard to be told there was no work,so had to go drop them back off and go home(where i stripped the little lads bmx jet washed, oiled, greased and back together)
now ive just got off the phone to the boss to see if there is anything for tommorow to which he's saying no just stay at home, and that he his going to see what holidays people have left and that he will cover our days off by using our remaining holidays!!!!!!!!:mad:
i dont agree with the latter(using our holidays to cover days off due to no fault of my own)(im cards in and must have some rights surley) and i will be on the yougov helpline first thing in the morning to see if this is all legal?
oh and got my money that i should've been friday but only half of it.
fcuked off to say the least!!:mad:
Sadly, they can legally tell you when to have your holidays. Stinks doesn't it.
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Originally Posted by Southie
Just noticed this reply, welcome to my world, ive not slept properly in over a month, im still having pain from an abscess thats not fully gone, even though the tooth has now been pulled, once the pain from that subsided it now seems ive got another epic fooked tooth and im eating ibuprofen/paracetamol like smarties, im sleeping through till six am from about 11-12 pm so its better than the 2, 4, and 6 am i have been seeing so far, wine and around ten cans a night also helo but im now skint and almost out of beer and painkillers, back to the dentist in morning so im praying they will pull this second tooth out :cry:
im with you there spudly i recently broke a few ribs on my left side and thats my fav sleeping position, its took five weeks of sleepless nights where an hours continous sleep was a miracle but im now able to go three hours or more without waking up in stabbing pain lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Spudly
Nothing can make you appreciate a full nights sleep, as much as being deprived of it :cry:
Sleep deprirvation is an ancient form of chinese torture iirc, and can cause mental issues/insanity if it continues too long, scary thought :eek:
Getting married in just over two weeks, so Ive got a million and one things to do before the deadline (quite an apt name if I don't get everything done in time!) and on top of all that, the F'ing washing machine decides to eat its bearings. This means it sounds like a cement mixer on speed! Now the 'how to' guides on bearing replacement says its a 'big job', so Im expecting to be well and truly screwed by the job and lose my temper with it only once I have it in a gazillion pieces across my kitchen floor.
AAAAAAAAARRRGH!!!!!!!
P.S Im too tight to buy a new machine or pay someone else to fix it, so in effect, Im screwing myself over!
Having to fix other people's **** ups at work!
most of them are piss easy to fix, but 'professionals' put misinformation on these guides.... the bearing is usually in a bolt on housing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Stanley
ps. a friend gave us a really expensive washing machine once cos the bearings were apparently shot & it stopped cleaning properly... we found what was left of a metal lipstick inside the seal... the bearing set was about £20 & fixed the rattle & removing the lipstick cured the not cleaning too.. it lasted years.
don't ever become a parent then spud......Quote:
Originally Posted by Spudly
Could not agree more lolQuote:
Originally Posted by mowgli
lived here for nearly 3 months now and i swear ive only heared the kids next door laugh once the rest of the time there crying there eyes out, there mum shouts at them all the time, i know its not my bussines but its fooking depresing hearing kids cry all the time fell really bad for them
Is it because there Mum shouts at them, or because you live next door?Quote:
Originally Posted by turbojolt
Timewasting mother****ers! That's what's pissed me off today!!!
Exhaust fell off the nova this morning and I had to jack it up suited and booted to fix it. Lol
just popped to the shops across the road from me and some chavvie **** was mouthing off with his dad while walking down the road talking all loud 'if that ****ing thing ain't moved by the end of the week I'm going to do that guy over' thought nothing of it tbh, come back out from the shop and down the road i see two old bill walking up towards my house again never really thought anything of it, look out my window and there looking at my van, so Ive gone out there and asked what there doing
well............... the old boy from down the road has called them out on me again! i asked what number he lived at so i could go talk to him but they wouldn't tell me, i asked why the two old bill that drove up the other day and where looking at it never logged anything about it being fine? no answer apparently there going to write this guy a letter explaining that the van is fine and to stop reporting it,
now all i want to do if find out what number he lives at and go park it in front of his house, and egg on his **** grandson to come try it, but i will refrain (for now) and see how it pans out, as i know know his grandsons face and he dosnt know mine ;)
it seems there a buch of inbreed derby ****s.
It's a piece of piss, I've never had more sleep since becoming a daddy lolQuote:
Originally Posted by mowgli
Today pissing me off has been down to goons unplugging a sensor for a car then plugging it back in again, the. Allying me saying the system is broken..... It was working before hand. I suggested doing the job properly and call me if it's broken. Not heard from them since lol
People who think they're designers because they've made there company letterhead in Word :roll:
Bought myself a nice new SuperDry shirt, planned to use it over a tshirt as its still too warm for a jumper so went up a size to xxl (yes I'm that buff) Got home had a shower, did my hair all pretty, put the shirt on... Well tried, couldn't even get my guns in the sleves :( Not a problem I thought, must be labeled wrong. Went back to the store today, and was told it was sized correctly but the do come up a bit small. (a ****ing bit!) fine I said, give me a refund. We don't do refunds he said. Credit note? Only if you have an account with us he said, but you can have an exchange. An exchange? What good is that to me if I'm too much of a chunky monkey to fit into your ****ing clothes?
My fault for not trying before buying I guess, but still miffed I can't have a nice shirt just because I'm not a super skinny jean wearing guy liner wearing shemale! At least Mrs Hobbit has a nice new night shirt though :roll:
its all designed for little japs what did you expect lol, i had a xl superdry jacket that ended up ripping under the armpits after a few hours sucked as i really liked the design :(
Same, is a lovely shirt. Oh well, off to buy a bucket off ice cream and a copy of Bridget Jones diary... lolQuote:
Originally Posted by turbojolt
i have a superdry bodywarmer thing - they call it something gay. its tight but huge and I look like a fooking turtle:lol never wear it, and it was £100.
SuperDry is a childrens clothes shop from what I can gather with their sizing policy. And its a British brand so not designed for ricers lol
Ive got a friend that buys them a size too small on purpose coz he works out and wants his shirt to look as tight as possible on his actual guns! poser!!
Dont worry Hobbit, Super skinny jean wearing blokes are bleugh anyway!
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Originally Posted by Hayley
:gay:
Your prob right. He drives a Z4 lol
so, i went to prison.... today.... i had to deliver a wagon & drag (its a lorry with half the load on the front & half on the trailer) full of reject bricks to HMP oak wood for them to train prisoners to lay bricks & get a certificate from a college 70 miles away so it looks kosher.... and it was run by G4S, (which my eldest daughter genuinely though were the gas people..lol) so i got there at 12:20 & managed to get in the gate with the wagon, having been told the drag trailer wouldn't fit, for 2:00. then went thru one metal locked gate ok, and then clouted the top of the next one with the top of my hiab..... cue lots of head scratching as the gate wouldn't latch anymore... then i took the truck back outside & put the bricks off the drag on it & back in..... so at 3:30, i used my hiab to clout the gate top back from the other side to much relief from the bunch of g4s officers.... and finally out the gate for 3:45..... i might as well had a sodding room.... there are people who get convicted & spend less time in nick than i did!!!!!!
to put it in perspective, most days i do a trailer drop & all in i managed the job in 40 mins tops....
i am now parked in an industrial estate in Alfreton and having to survive on a kebab from jimmy's fish bar(please pass this info onto the Nottingham coroner if i don't post on here after tonight) & warm lager from lidl....
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Originally Posted by Stuart
I wouldnt buy superdry if you paid me, it seems to be the scene crew and poser boys that wear them, cheapo baggy jeans and a couple of hoodies from asda/tesco for me = more monies to spend on my cars, my old skool mtb's and jollies out with mates :d
primarni mate then styling it out with a 250 quid watch oussssssssssssshhhhhhh lol
fooking tie bar bolts are killing me, they just dont want to undo!!! i need a vice, big breaker bar and a rubber mallet but dont own any of them dam things, even tried my big stilsons on the fookers but they just wont budge the bushes just twist a little giving me false hope!!! all i want to do is paint them and put my pollybushes in,
had enough of them now only like it when things are going smoothly, even swearing at them never helped :(
3 and a bit hours Mowgli? Is that all? You wanna try a tesco rdc at shift change! lol
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Originally Posted by turbojolt
Nope, ive got an Animal watch that was a present, was £100 and that was extravagant imo :p
£100 is a car work/DIY watch lol
I'm not fussed by names but I like decent quality stuff that I can wear for years so don't mind paying a bit more to start with. George t shirts that fall apart at the stitching after a couple of month is just a false economy.
I've most of my clothes since my mid 20's... Also a Nice And Safe Attitude jacket I'd thought I threw out lol
Also found a blue Vauxhall bodywarmer that's a Vauxhall & Sport decal on it... I forgot I had that :roll: