whats pissed you off today?

The mood I'm in with it I will have no trouble driving into a random field and rolling it a few times myself

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Originally Posted by steviegsi

That has to be the funniest thing I have heard all month! I've been told to chill before because of silly shlt like that winding me up.... There really are some complete ar$eholes around!

I also hate when the shop assistant starts talking b0llocks to the point you can't tell them what you want,
" any petrol or diesel? "
"No"
"Have you got a nectar card?"
"No, give me..."
"Do you need a bag?"
"No, give me 20 re..."
"Do you need a receipt?"
"No, would you fcuk up a minute and give me 20 Regal you dumb cnut!"

Old woman that works in the local spar does this song and dance every day of the week, I went in the other day and she asked " did you get a haircut?" she has yet to be told mind her own bastid business simply because she's old and is just trying to be friendly!

Hell is other people.

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It must be a spar thing as thats the place i am in when this happens
Also every time i go in i say "JUST those please" (usually beer or food etc)
"Any fuel?"
"NO,JUST THOSE!"
I have been in there absolutely fukking blasted before 5mins before it closes to buy fags staggering about all over,bought cigs,then said,"oh go on i'll have a small 30ml bottle of whisky to warm me up for the walk home"
"any fuel?"
"Just the whisky'll do" (in my head-"are you totally fukking retarded?!")
lol

i just don't like the concept of fuel station shops selling booze...

its right up thereon the list of bad ideas next to mothercare selling dingos

We was once double glazing a house up on the moors til late and my teammate pulled us into a garage just outside pickering,i bought 4 cans for the half hour drive home,he asked for one for the drive home,but for some reason cracked it still sat at the pump and swigged half of it off lol
The look on the cashiers faces was priceless,one looked in disgust while the other just laughed lol

whenever people mention moors, i think of this....

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2...m1ldo1_500.gif

what the hell is that?!

american werewolf in London...

he also says 'stay on the paarth, don't go on the moors'

my mrs is on prozac...(insert joke here) she's been on it a while, today she read the side effects..... hair loss/thinning, hot flushes/sweating, loss of sex drive..........and these sodding things are meant to be anti depressants.......

I once got prescribed them for anxiety and stress,they make you worse.

Working on a piece of shat fiat and finding out I bought stuff that's no good to me