The wife's away... What would you do?

I spent from 8am to 10pm in the garage for the 6 days my wife was in Greece without me!!

Prostitutes.

Go for the bloodwank

Hahahhahahaa dryballing ftw lol

To nirvana drain you hahahahahahhahahaa

Snort fuck tons of cocaine and shag ANYTHING that moves, man/woman... chiiiiiiiif it looks old enough!

Day 2 and I've a hangover lol, so I'm contemplating cleaning the Focus but my minds full of ipa and Timmy Taylor's from last night so I've just put random Spotify music on lol

I had some Timmy taylors landlord last night too, followed by an assortment of other beers then went to the brewery tap and drank some of works beer.

Timmy t's is brewed down the road from me. I'm on the hob goblin tonight, a bit of an random flavour tbh.

Yeah its the best thing to come out of Keighly lol :p also explains why Barry at the Brown Cow always has Timmy Taylors on! I do like Hobgoblin (prefer it to king goblin thats for sure) and I find it goes really well with steak! I'm not one of these people that has beer with food I discovered it by accident, that is becoming a trend though having beer with food, the brewery tap menu has which of our beers goes with which food, I find that a bit too far as I only really drink our american pale ale.