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Darwin's a legend he can be cited loads to annoy them.
My next door Neighbour is one, she gave me a Watchtower once as she thought I could and would use one of it's articles for homework which I blatantly didn't have/wasn't going to do if I did have. Sneaky cnuts
answering the door naked gets rid of them aswell
Get to the gym then :pQuote:
Originally Posted by draper
i just shut the door lol!
I've never had a Jehovah's witness at my door since I moved out of my Mum's!
I love that song she did... You know the one....Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack
*edit, oh no wait the was Aaliyah. :(
How could you be so cruel to people spreading the word of the good lord?! You should have invited them in and had lengthy discussions about how great God is!
Praise our lord!
my brother is passionate about hating jehovas witnesses... I was forced to go to sunday school with him & he had no interest in the bible at all... then one day 2 jw's knocked on the door, and he gave them fire & brimstone for 20 minutes without stopping, quoting passages from the bible & picking holes in every attempt at an argument they gave, it was incredible to watch.
recently, they turned up at the farm & they said, 'we were just driving round and....' he then said...'well you'd best **** off then'..... they did.......
Actually one godly knocker come up with the perfect defence for this....... I was quite shocked really when she come out with it!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rysee
She said that God made the earth in 7 days, however they do not say how long "Seven days" is, therefore it could have been millennia, and just shortened to days in the Bible.
Touché!
Still, iirc Jehovah Witnesses also means you dont have any debts, so they pay them for you. heard of one fella going to one meet, getting a cheque for 10k to clear his debts and never coming back! Other then that, no actually had any knock our door..... Had Mormons once........ Elder Bill and Elder Ben..... one was American and one was fat....... lol now they wouldn't go away! You could also see the disappointment in their faces when they asked for my phone number I told them I would take their number and call them!
I do enjoy winding them up.... simply tell them your either a devout something, or have absolutely no interest in religion.
i wrote my first nova off... i had to take a day off work to wait for the recovery man.. it was pissing down & a JW knocked on the door.. i invited him in for a cup of tea on the condition that if he mentioned religion, he'd be put back outside... we had a really nice chat about all sorts of topics, and once you get rid of the religion, they are quite normal people