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Jeremy Kyle
A more eloquent version of what I implied lolQuote:
Originally Posted by EwanG
but yeah I'd not trust this at all
What Iain said.put something on it if you're in no position to have children.
And agreed I'd deffo have a DNA test on summat that wasn't my gf simple as.its careless behaviour really and all this zomg it split/came off/forgot to take pill is a fuckain load of shit me and ow lass have never used anything and every time iv felt like stopping in that night she's got pregnant,every other time she's worn it were good yeah???
i have three kids and would never say any of them are "bad luck" either.Glad to see the nova/immature clown status is still alive in 2016
and like house said some ppl try their whole lives and get nowt,spare a thought when spouting crap people
Lemme get some cash and I'll be in contact with you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iain
I'm on my toes, don't worry.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stuart
I was wearing one, it leaked though, and the timing of that and how far along she is match, but enough of that. And I didn't say it was bad luck, just bad timing, that's all. As much as I'm scared, I'm excited too. I mean, I didn't want to be a father to be honest, not now not ever because I had different plans for the future (no, I wasn't gonna be a stud or anything) but now that this happened, it's like, "ah well. Can't miss what you didn't have." and am focusing on this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andy
I didn't really have a father myself, so I'm gonna try and be the best father I can possibly be.
PS. She once showed me a list of names she had picked if she were to ever have kids, and Nova was among them.
Going to Iain's house tonight to eat vegetarian chicken.
PS if anyone would like me to punch him in the face just say.
Fancy coming to Derby to eat real chicken? (well they say its real)Quote:
Originally Posted by House
Romantic meal with turbojolt Stuart?
He's in my hotel room.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andy
He is in a lovely cottage in Warwickshire surrounded by fields and sheep.......sheep run fast.
Your eating is worrying me!Quote:
Originally Posted by House
Non chicken, chicken.
Cheeseless pizza.
This just gets better lolQuote:
Originally Posted by ShawnAzzopardi
If it leaked how come you didnt try getting emergency contraception? Too late now though so best of luck :thumb:
Insurance,fucking joke.
last year I paid 187 fully comp on my td5 discovery and cos some fucking shithouse hit our lass in it it's gone up double even though it was that cunts fault which he took responsibility for (witness said no brakelights were seen from him!) His insurance paid me 900odd to fix my car which I did.My fam could have rolled on the floor like Cristiano Ronaldo but they honest and made no injury claim yet I have to pay more.
i tell you what I miss the days where you were fully comp on a fucking plate in a drawer mini thou with drive any car.
it pays to crash or have in10 these days it seems. A clown who I know has dr 10 and pays the same as me with no convictions whatsoever in my licence history.not even a speeding or parking ticket
Work colleagues why are most of them cock ends???
Not so much pissed off but quite upset, broke up with the girlfriend today only been together 5 months but she didn't feel the same way I did so thought it was best to end it and stay friendly instead of dragging it on and hating each other, I'm obviously hurt but at least we did things the mature way.
Tit pics.Quote:
Originally Posted by wwmnw
Ha she never was one for sending tit pics, told me off for sending her cock pics mainly as it just turned her on lol
Shit slinging on Facebook seems to be the thing to do.lol
Facebook should be shut down utter tripe!!
Your never going to believe this but my Nova pissed me off last week !!!!.
Well the engine did.
Rebuilt and it just will not fire up and I'm at my wit's end.
Spark at every plug, fuel, timing set, all more times checked. still will not start even with help start spray.
Have you done a compression test?Quote:
Originally Posted by phunkynova
Having the company car serviced and then to have my boss have a go at me for selecting a place that's too expensive.
Tight imbecile clearly has no passion for cars and only looks at the price, not at the quality of workmanship.
Like having your car serviced by idiots and suffer expensive repairs as a result is a good idea.
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Yes not the best but should start 8 bar in all 4 potsQuote:
Originally Posted by Southie
Paying lots of money is not a guarantee that they will do a good job (lesson I have learned).Quote:
Originally Posted by nova_niek
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by nova_niek
True fact. I have been screwed over more than I'd like to remember. Prefer to do all the work myself but seeing as my employer pays, I figured I'd take the job to a reputable place.Quote:
Originally Posted by phunkynova
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Last night I entered a roundabout at a relaxed pace (because wife and 3 year old granddaughter in the back seat) and out of nowhere came a Suzuki Wagon R+ around the roundabout. The dinky toy shopping trolley was obscured by the A-pillar and so I smashed into his rear passenger door. My fault. Crap.
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My car is a company car (see post above about maintenance) so I called my boss this morning. His reply "that's gonna cost you as it's only got third party insurance". WTF??? An uneducated guess is I'm looking at £2k worth of damage repairs. Needless to say I'm gutted beyond belief and this situation won't end here.
At least I'm glad it was a car instead of a motorbike - then things would have looked seriously grim.
What company do you work for? I seriously doubt a car like that is only insured 3rd party, what if it was stolen? Or hit by an uninsured driver? Seems crazy to me.
Don't suppose you have another fully comp policy you could claim from? That's if you have the right to drive other cars.
Nick
Nick, in Holland any driver is allowed to drive any car as long as the owner has given permission and the driver has a valid drivers licence. This permission doesn't have the be in writing.
I can't see how I could claim from another insurance as the insurance policy is linked to the car, we don't have policies linked to drivers like in the UK.
As far as uninsured drivers are concerned: we have a thing called "waarborgfonds" which covers motorists should they come across an uninsured driver. Certain conditions apply but I've dealt with a driver who slammed into me (and drive off) once and got covered.
Suffice to say that tomorrow I'll be having an interesting conversation at work which I'm not looking forward to.
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Well I hope it goes well for you. Good luck mate.
Sent my ps3 away to get downgraded and sent it to the wrong house number :tard:
gritting at 2am on a large office complex when it was 7deg C........
Seems like you did a good jobQuote:
Originally Posted by mowgli
Wisdom tooth removed! Sat here carnt feel side of face!
Nice, I can't remember having mine out, remember the trip there with my parents, remember count back from 10... think I got to 5... next thing that I remember is the parents filling the car up with fuel followed by waking up over an hour later near home! Followed by only eating soup for the next few days!Quote:
Originally Posted by torquey
What Pissed me off last night though was a mercy run into London to do an out of hours job, yet when I get there no one knew I was coming or what I was there to do, spent half an hour there before heading back home again!
Yeh not good feeling sore today but least it's stopped bleeding.
My old infinity amp finally died today. It's been in 4 different cars over about 17 years so to be fair I've done pretty well out of it, considering it was second hand when I got it lol
Took 4 days for the swelling to go down and about 1week for the bruising down. When i had one out.Quote:
Originally Posted by torquey
Not a nice thing to have done.
Telling me it's a lot better now though. Just don't want to eat on the side it's out.